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Sela: Calamitous

@sela

we are the new world and we will win happily married to my incredible wife

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Sela: Calamitous@sela· 21d

The Jim Downey on Conan meme of "Jeff Epstein, the New York financier" but the text says "hugging face, the jerkwads who scraped all of bluesky without permission?"

Sela: Calamitous@sela· 26d

one thing that's great about destiny is you can make some absolutely stupid-ass looks

my destiny 2 titan wearing a darth vader crossover helmet and the hallowfire heart exotic which has fire on the inside which is like, darth vader's always burning you know, it's poetry, it rhymes. also my character is wearing white armor with pink undertones or in other words, i made girlboss darth vader. e would've fixed anakin, this is a darth vader who gave up the dark side.

Sela: Calamitous@sela· 27d

RETVRN

The Rankin-Bass Gollum, a green figure who looks kind of like a human frog, and is objectively similar in design and performance to Serkis' awful screeching coughing "Gollum"

Sela: Calamitous@sela· 27d

don't worry there's a Plan

Reddit post from user smellyfingernail
18 hours ago
"reminder all they have to do is capture a 10 trillion dollar asteroid to bail me out"

Sela: Calamitous@sela· 27d

you got it buddy bringing this one with me next time we hang out

Book cover for Rob Schneider's "YOU CAN DO IT: SPEAK YOUR MIND, AMERICA" featuring a smug rob schneider holding what appears to be a photoshopped mini bullhorn in his hand

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Jul 8

THE BABY HASN’T MANIFESTED, COOP

David Lynch yelling

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Jul 8

Anakin upper left: Honestly you picked the best time possible to buy and start actively wearing a Mets cap

Padme upper right: It’s only up from here right

Anakin lower left: …

Padme lower right: It’s only up from here right

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Jul 7

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Jun 15

<deep sigh> yeah

Neon Genesis Evangelion Test with results that I'm mainly most similar to Rei although somehow? also evenly split across 3 other characters (Shinji, Misato, and Kaworu)???

Sela: Calamitous@sela· May 19

tim robinson explaining things from the "coffin flop" sketch from "i think you should leave", he's a white man with arms spread out in a blue button down shirt with an expression of intense concentration as he speaks

Sela: Calamitous@sela· May 12

gold all-caps elden ring victory text but it says STELLA FOREVER

Sela: Calamitous@sela· May 8

Fake book cover / poster that shows a white man with a beard looking said at a mirror, his left hand is on the mirror as he looks at himself, with the caption "Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series"

Sela: Calamitous@sela· May 8

Dark Souls "You Died" text that says "Discord Down" because Discord is down

Sela: Calamitous@sela· May 7

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Apr 15

“David Lynch’s ghost, what happens when we die?”

LYNCH: [Laughs] [Does not answer]

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Apr 8

screenshot of tweet from wint (dril):

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
7:20 PM · Nov 10, 2011

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Mar 30

Painting of Vlad the Impaler, the Voivode of Wallachia and an inspiration for Dracula

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Mar 27

YouTube thumbnail of Northernlion, a white male bald Canadian streamer who some refer to, because of his appearance, as an egg (not that kind) wearing black headphones looking shocked, placed in front of a screenshot from Road to Empress, a game in which you should NOT accept the soup, showing the protagonist looking shocked shortly before being forced to eat the deadly soup by her evil Aunt who at first appeared to be nice but turned out to be not so nice

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Mar 24

Cyberpunk 2077 poster with female V main character with grandpa simpson quote:

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Mar 23

i have an award for Mr. Baker

That's right it's the "Fell for it again award"

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Mar 22

mean girls "stop trying to make fetch happen" meme except the white woman in a santa hat is saying "stop trying to make crimson desert happen"

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Mar 20

Dune movie poster using Dune movie font with Grandpa's quote from The Simpsons:

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Mar 18

matthew mcconaughey taking a long drag on a cigarette with wide eyes while looking at a cell phone

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Mar 6

Elden Ring golden victory text that says “ESSAY RESONATED”

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Feb 27

Screenshot of Party CIty Canada's "Adult God of War Kratos Costume Accessory Kit" showing a white guy as Kratos in a cheap costume who looks like he's annoyed you're taking his picture while he's in the line for coffee at the convention center

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Feb 13

Chaos God Khorne from Warhammer 40k whose famous phrase is "blood for the blood god," a demon with a flaming grin, with a speech bubble extended below his face to imply he's saying the quoted post

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Feb 6

Dark Souls victory font that says LAYLA VINDICATED

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Feb 5

mfw Duskbloods doesn't show up in the nintendo partner direct

"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined" meme

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Jan 30

capital-d discourse is the mind killer

screenshot of interface to add muted words or tags that shows user muting the phrase "burrito taxi"

Sela: Calamitous@sela· Jan 27

what the hell

Bluesky’s “What’s up?” at the top of the Following feed but it says “Do you know the muffin man?”

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