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Selena Maranjian (@selenamaranjian) · DIRTY

Selena Maranjian

@selenamaranjian

Woman worrier, over-judger, catastrophist, cautiously optimistic, order Muppet. Love books, great TV, wooden jigsaw puzzles, and modern board games. Longtime (contract) writer for The Motley Fool. Sharing some humor to help us deal with stress. She/her.

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Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· 24d

painting of a skeleton lying in bed. a black cat next to it is yelling "where's my breakfast?"

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· 24d

:) #ancestry #genealogy

Image of a box of "assorted crackers". Text says "just got my ancestry DNA results back"

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· 27d

:) #oops #dinosaurs #timeetravel

"When you time travel to see cool dinosaurs but forgot to account for Pangaea." Shows a man spreadeagled on the surface of the ocean.

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· 29d

:) #covid #covid19 #thesouth

Shows a majestic statue of a covid virus cell. Says "when the pandemic is over, every town in the south should have a statue of the coronavirus so they don't forget their history."

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· 29d

:) #oops #email #attachment #forgot

Three panels: first, a photo of an airplane. Text says "my email that is well written, reviewed and ready to be sent." Second: a plane in flight, says "email sent." Third: Just a shot of lots of people on one of those movable staircases that abut airplanes, with no plane around. Text says "my attached files."

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 15

:) #IKEA #books #book

Says "Just bought a book from IKEA." Shows a heap of scrabble tiles with letters on them

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 14

#CDC #virus #infectiousdiseases

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 14

:)

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 12

Spotted in #Massachusetts :)

photo of a liquor store called "the bunghole"

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 10

:)

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 10

Love this. #oops #easy #haha

A banner saying we do this not because it is easy but because we thought it would be easy

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 9

license plate that says "Vlad the" above the word "Impala"

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 8

Oops. #laundry #oops

Shows three KKK klanspeople, two in white robes, one in pink. Says "when you accidentally wash your KKK robe with your MAGA hat"

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 8

Ugh. #handmaidstale #blessedbe #biden

Shows dozens of handmaids, in red with white caps. One says how did we get here? Another replies Biden was too old.

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 7

This seems to work for 2026, too. #pinata #news #whatnow

if 2020 were a pinata -- shows a photo of a big hornet's nest.

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 7

:)

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 4

Awww... #kids #parenting #panda

Shows a small panda sitting in a corner, says are you ready to apologize to your sister yet?

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 4

(source unknown to me) #America #hope #4thofjuly

photo of Mount Rushmore, with all the presidents covering their faces in disbelief

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 3

#4thofjuly #declarationofindependence #history

Image of Thomas Jefferson. Words say Crap, that's due tomorrow??

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 2

:) #forest #witch

When you're an ancient forest witch but you have kids. Shows a mossy-roofed little circular hut in the forest with a trampoline next to it.

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 2

:) #pigeon #secret

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jul 1

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jun 30

:) #love #poetry #poem #sonnet

If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets.

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jun 28

:) #race #protest #whitesupremacy

Shows a black woman snickering, in front of someone in a white robe with a sign that says "white, proud, and with superior jeans" -- with jeans spelled J-E-A-N-S

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jun 28

:) #evil #stunt #medieval

Shows a jousting man on a horse flying over three other horses. Says "Evil Medieval"

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jun 28

:) #shopping #attack

Shows two young women in fashionable very-ripped jeans. Says "when you've been attacked by wolves but in spite of that you continue shopping..."

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jun 24

age 16 -- takes four hours to do hair and plan outfit. Age 30: takes 2 hours to do hair and plan outfit. Now: I brushed my hair three days ago and have no idea whose shirt this is.

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jun 24

:) #healthy #hydrate #plants

Says don't forget to drink water and get some sun. You're basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jun 24

:) #jogging #exercise #procrastination

Says I wanted to go jogging, but it looks like rain. Shows a bright blue sky with a tiny puff of a cloud.

Selena Maranjian@selenamaranjian· Jun 24

If you're in a hot spot, know... #heat #hot #summer #heatstroke

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