Septimus Brown
@septimusbrown
Senior editor at DarlingAxe.com. Novelist at SeptimusBrown.com. Award-winning short-fiction writer. Chaotic good. He/they. 🏳️🌈
Timeline cleanse! Left Coast life. Mino the basenji explores the rocky seaside.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Well written and hilarious, readers who enjoy fantasy comedy will adore this." —Jamie Michele for Readers' Favorite mybook.to/dragoneggs
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This book is a hilarious mess in the best way possible." mybook.to/dragoneggs
"My fiancee has heard me cackling over both of these books, so now I'm reading them aloud to her. She's loving them just as much as I did, and 'Can't wait to find out what's happening with our little dragon' each evening." mybook.to/dragoneggs mybook.to/dragoneggs2
We paid a well-reviewed nonfiction marketing agency $750 to optimize our Amazon listing, set up ads for us, and a few more things. Again, highly reviewed. They clearly wrote our new listing with AI, and the keywords in our ad are completely mistargeted. When it comes to marketing: trust no one 😭
Abverbs aren't evil... as long as you use them sparingly and intentionally 😉 #writingcommunity
Input appreciated! I'm currently running a book giveaway ad. People get my ebook in exchange for their email address. Standard funnel. | 30 days later, they get a second email: review request and sequel plug. So far: two clicks out of 71 emails. I'd like to improve on that. (1/2)
Timeline cleanse! I came out to Vancouver Island to visit a friend in 1999 and moved here six months later. Love this coastal paradise!
RIP my old midnight bedtime. This damn puppy has killed you with her 6:00 am bladder and cuddle needs...
My videos do okay on YouTube, but for some reason they've decided that my audience should be 100% men. Why? This is writing craft, not manosphere dating advice 😳🫠