Me when my parents gave me a "we're so proud of you for not being a socialist" talk today. Like I'm definitely not a socialist. But what?

On it

Women

Fear the @weedle.bsky.social

Apparently

If they weren't going to have elections, you wouldn't see shit like this

Weedle's cave:

Then they'll call you a centrist or a liberal and throw "fishhook theory" at you

"Made with real potatoes" AS OPPOSED TO WHAT EXACTLY? FAKE POTATOES???

If @brixtronix.bsky.social worked as a barista

Show me a fictional character that altered your brain chemistry

Brix rn

Where's @swiftonsecurity.com when you need them

When someone calls @weedle.bsky.social a nurse

How'd you do on the halfpipe section?