There’s a vampire out there gumming people.

Abandoned park art.

Would’ve totally named my punk band Chester’s Limp.

Made in the shade.

Science fiction

Never gets old.

The street vendor’s sign read Check it out, shitting monkeys! and he was disappointed to learn that the shitting monkeys were, in fact, carved figurines that dropped little pellets and not, as he had hoped, a new way of referring to American tourists.

Jimmy took the fall on a bank job and is doing a dime up in Florence.

If you have to ask, man, just forget it.

Product placement.