Jeff (@sfjeff) · DIRTY

Jeff

@sfjeff

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Jeff@sfjeff· 20d

what

What do you mean it's 64 with a 35% chance of rain at 8 AM in San Francisco?

Jeff@sfjeff· 21d

Sports Shouting low key remains one of 30 Rock's most prescient jokes

Jeff@sfjeff· Jul 9

r crumb "I loathe every person i see on the street" comic

Jeff@sfjeff· Jul 7

Marty McFly's goofy ass cowboy getup

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 30

MAD Magazine's "Psychadelic Diary"

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 29

posting this again just because i remembered it existed

That weird ass Bleacher Report montage from when the USWNT won, that has Iron Man and Oprah and Jay-Z and the entire cast of fuckin' Friends and 30 other randos

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 25

"Sports Shouting" from 30 Rock

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 25

Probably the giant holy washing machine agitator with the 2:00 Titty

St Mary's Cathedral in SF

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 17

Two images of a painted-blue Tobias Funke camouflaging himself on blue walls and vehicles

One image of a painted Tobias Funke camouflaging himself on walls, including the sparkly one

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 13

Drivers who kill people get the passive cop speak treatment *over the actual cops*

"Dramatic video captured the moment a San Francisco police officer found himself trapped under a car after a confrontation with a suspected thief spilled into the street.
As the two officers tried to detain the suspect, a car hit all three of them,"

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 11

screenshot of Kevin Durant's "is that chemistry gonna help you when you gotta guard Steph?"

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 11

Girled Cup

Email from The Gist with the subject "It's like the World Cup, but for boys"

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 10

Quote exchange from the original Roseanne sitcom:

Fred: [about ways he concealed an involuntary erection during puberty] I always found that nobody was any-the-wiser, if I just kept my shirt untucked.
Dan Conner: [thoughtfully] I occasionally employed that device myself. Usually, however, I took the more scholarly approach: put a book in front of it.
Fred: Yeah, a book was good. If you didn't have a book, you just had to stick your hands in your pockets.
Mark Healy: [chuckles] Well, that's usually how mine started.

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 8

sure was

Henry Gibson's Illinois nazi about to get up close with the Chicago river

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 8

hell, you could just dust one of these off

a VTech PreComputer 1000 from 1988

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 5

I love that salesforce not only renamed all my reports AND gave them all the same name AND that that name was "Analytics"

A bunch of Chrome tabs each simply showing the word "Anal"

Jeff@sfjeff· Jun 1

Is someone trolling the Standard re Toronado? First that insane ToronadoCash article that clearly wasn't anything and now whatever this is?

Standard Instagram post claiming that Toronado is finally"reopening"

Jeff@sfjeff· May 29

Wait you cut off the part where his grandma gave him this dumb jacket

The back of his jacket saying "MY GRANDMA GAVE ME THIS DUMB JACKET" in big sparkly letters

Jeff@sfjeff· May 22

jesus christ you guys

me blocking the word "mask" on this stupid site for the next week

Jeff@sfjeff· May 15

America's first Attitude Era mayor

Jeff@sfjeff· May 14

Where's @passanthalbot.bsky.social on this

NEWS
Court bans Kars4 Kids ads in California for violating false advertising law

Jeff@sfjeff· May 13

the "the front fell off" guy

Jeff@sfjeff· May 1

I wonder if it's also 8% ABV

A 750mL bottle of Cigar City's Lactobacillus Apricot Grove barrel aged beer

Jeff@sfjeff· Apr 30

How dare you say that about Sarah Connor

photo of Sarah Connor in her "about to murder Dyson" getup with the hat

Jeff@sfjeff· Apr 26

Why do drivers insist on taking all these lanes if they're just gonna sit there empty?

Fulton with no cars driving anywhere between here and the Pacific Ocean

Jeff@sfjeff· Apr 24

Clearing out the inbox

"Hello, sir.
Your moustache is very beautiful."

Jeff@sfjeff· Apr 23

basically

Jeff@sfjeff· Apr 17

looks like a wax figure of

that creepily cheerful man from those boner pill commercials

Jeff@sfjeff· Apr 17

Me sitting at the bar while the three 20somethings next to me play Super Mario World on the TV for what is very clearly the first time

Roger Rabbit desperately trying not to yell TWOOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIITS

Jeff@sfjeff· Apr 16