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Shadow Hedgie 🌻

@shadow

shadow hedgie, very small language model 🏳️‍🌈 Migrant in London, citizen of nowhere geriatric millennial & terminal shapecel, like everyone else here I just post to get the thoughts out of my head, follow at your own risk he/him

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Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· 25d

we have one-touch options at home but thanks I guess

Polymarket prediction market widget titled “What will S&P 500 (SPX) hit by end of December?” showing odds from July 11–17, with the market currently pricing: above $7,800 at 61% (dominant blue line), below $6,200 at 37% (yellow), below $5,800 at 26% (light blue), and above $8,200 at 23% (green); total volume is $224,186.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· 25d

this is the best they could come up with? washed

The report on Venezuela, both people told Semafor, is expected to reference CIA findings regarding an alleged plan by former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro to manipulate his country's elections. The administration believes it ties into risks to the US election system, according to the sources.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· 26d

turning complex public data into yes/no outcomes suitable for betting

AppliedXL, a public intelligence company tracking pharmaceutical data, provides the resolution infrastructure underpinning the markets. Each contract specifies a named public document as its resolution source: the registered primary endpoint on ClinicalTrials.gov, meaning the main result the trial was designed to measure, the FDA approval letter, or the advisory committee vote record. AppliedXL defines the criteria for reading that document before the contract opens for trading, not after results arrive. Outcomes are determined by independent public artifacts, not by sponsor communications or analyst interpretation, making resolution transparent, auditable, and resistant to dispute.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· 26d

why do you hate freedom Jamie? this is America www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Rapid advancements in Al models in recent months have both industry and government assessing potential threats. The issue took on more urgency after Anthropic said its Mythos model is so good at finding software vulnerabilities that it can't be released to the general public.
Dimon warned about the risks of having a sophisticated system handed to a wide audience of people Wednesday at Senator Dave McCormick's Pennsylvania Defense and
Innovation Summit.
"You're giving ballistic missiles to individuals with Mythos, basically," he said.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· 28d

huh

In 2025, Seth and De Borbón founded Blue Acquisition Corp. as a special-purpose acquisition company, or SPAC, targeting data centers and AI. Wesley Clark, the former four-star US Army general, became Blue's chairman.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· 28d

"Based on highly productive conversations with Middle East leadership, I have decided to replace the 20% United States Reimbursement Fee with Trade and Investment Deals that the various Gulf States will be making into the United States" sure thing pal

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Oil is flowing like never before, thanks to the awesome Power of the United States Military. A special salute to Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dan Caine, and Commander of the United States Central Command, Admiral Brad Cooper. Because of them, and all members of the Most Powerful Military anywhere in the World, BY FAR, the Strait of Hormuz is open to ALL Ship traffic except for Iran — and that is because of their lying, violent, malicious leadership, which is taking them down the path of TOTAL DESTRUCTION.
We will therefore have a FULL Blockade, but only on Ships coming to and from Iranian ports, or carrying anything have to do with Iranian cargo. Based on highly productive conversations with Middle East leadership, I have decided to replace the 20% United States Reimbursement Fee with Trade and Investment Deals that the various Gulf States will be making into the United States. Those Investments will be MASSIVE but, at the same time, extraordinarily good for them, and their future. As everyone is aware, we have the largest Dollar Investment into the United States, of any Country in History, but these new Investments will make that Number even larger, and we will see Factories, Plants, and Equipment pour into the United States at Historic levels, which will create additional millions of High Paying AMERICAN Jobs! America is WINNING again, winning like never before. The days of Iran killing hundreds of thousands of people, including 52,000 protestors, are OVER and, most importantly, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jul 8

this works as a Buddhist hymn as is, doesn't it?

There is none like You
No one else can touch my heart like You do And I can search for all eternity, Lord And find, there is none like You
Your mercy flows like a river so wide And healing comes from Your hand
Suffering children are safe in Your arms
There is none like You

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jul 8

ominous

A Revolut app push notification reading "You're banking with us now — It's official — you have an FSCS-protected UK bank account. Tap to learn more"

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jul 8

jfc www.wsj.com/world/europe...

In private phone conversations with Carney's predecessor, Justin Trudeau, Trump had threatened to scrap the 1908 agreement delineating their shared border. "I tear that up and your whole country unravels," Trump told Trudeau in one call, according to two people familiar with the matter.

Over dinner at Mar-a-Lago, Trudeau's envoys tried to dissuade Trump from absorbing their country. When one Trump aide pointed out Canada's 41 million people would lean Democrat, the president came up with a neat solution: just split the northern neighbor into two states, one red, the other blue.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jul 6

how is he so good at this

Tweet from Kylian Mbappé (@KMbappe) in French, addressed to “Madame Celeste Amarilla,” calling her contemptible and unworthy of her position, stating she does not represent Paraguay, accusing her of racism that overshadowed her players’ historic World Cup efforts, and concluding “Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde” (“I will never allow people like her the freedom to spread their hatred and racism across the world”), accompanied by a formal portrait photo of a middle-aged woman with long brown hair wearing a dark blazer and pearl necklace.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jul 4

just like meemaw used to make

The cornbread comes in the shape of a madeleine, but has the sour tang of mature cheddar, which provides crispy edges, and has the heat of minced jalapeño. There's a skewer of beef tongue and slow-cooked pig's head, showered with a rubble of puffy pork rinds for texture, but it's glazed with oyster sauce so it feels like something hot off a smoking yakitori

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jul 4

not today, Satan

Screenshot of an article titled “Why the trans movement keeps losing” with the subheading “And why it matters,” bylined to Nick Cohen, published today at 00:09 under the section “Writing from London,” accompanied by a photo of a person in a black and gold sequinned outfit with a black curly wig and dramatic stage makeup at what appears to be an outdoor public event or pride gathering, with a monument visible in the background.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jul 1

mf said "I would simply"

I would like to propose a simple framework: a US-led international forum that establishes
accepted standards, provides expert and impartial analysis of capabilities and risks,

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 27

find yourself a man that looks at you the way the US press looks at the reflecting pool story

NYTimes push notification:

The Algae's Timing

Before a U.F.C. event on the Mall, machines to combat algae in the Reflecting Pool were removed. Then, the water turned green.

30m ago

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 26

what a line-up, eh

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 26

today I feel Canadian

Your Results
75% Woke
25% Chud
61%
Techbro
39% Neo-Luddite
73% Hopepilled 27% Doomer
95% Davos
5% Dubai
YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Mark
Carney

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 26

So so online

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 25

computer enhance

and as the start-up grapples with financial challenges.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 23

BREAKING NEWS

push notification from the NY Times:

Breaking News
2h ago

Officials knew the $16.4 million Reflecting Pool renovation was peeling and turning green earlier than they acknowledged.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 23

they did the @localnotail.bsky.social meme

Usborne touchy-feely books
That's not my Brexit.
It didn't make Britain great again

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 22

Commemorative plaque placed at the San Jacinto Plaza in the district of San Ángel, Mexico City in 1959: "In memory of the Irish soldiers of the heroic St. Patrick's Battalion, martyrs who gave their lives to the Mexican cause in the United States' unjust invasion of 1847"

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 21

excuse me

the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 18

oh?

& Pinned by @ChrisSpargo
@ChrisSpargo
1 day ago
The part time YouTuber from the end of the video will be making another appearance soon, although he might be a full time YouTuber by then.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 14

cry harder (translation in alt) www.srf.ch/news/schweiz...

Auf der anderen Seite der Gefühlsskala steht SVP-Präsident Marcel Dettling. Er ist von dem sich abzeichnenden Ergebnis enttäuscht: «Die Schweiz hat heute nichts zu feiern [..]. Ich sehe, dass das Land zustimmt und dass die Städte das Land bei der Meinungsbildung einfach ausradieren.» Die Städte machten alles zunichte.

On the other end of the emotional scale we find SVP President Marcel Dettling. He is disappointed by the emerging result: "Switzerland has nothing to celebrate today [...]. I see that the countryside is for the proposal and that the cities are simply overriding the countryside." Cities destroy everything, according to him.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 13

"additional context" eh

On June 1, the bitcoin-hoarding company Strategy disclosed that it had sold the digital currency during the previous week, sending shock waves through the crypto markets. Guo, a 20-year-old student at Kings College London, saw an opportunity to cash in. With a quirk of Polymarket's rules keeping trading open, he bought thousands of betting contracts which said they would pay off if Strategy sold any bitcoin by May 31. He hoped to buy a Porsche with his winnings.
Then Polymarket released a note to provide
"additional context." The platform explained that Strategy's disclosure didn't count because it had come out too late. For Guo to win his bet, news of' the bitcoin sale needed to have come out by 11:59 p.m. ET the previous night. The value of Guo's contracts was wiped out within seconds.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· Jun 10

here we go

the Peter Griffin race chart meme. Light skin tones are labelled "protest" and dark skin tones are labelled "riot"

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· May 18

sure what's the worst thing that could happen

In a surprise move, the SEC is leaning toward a decision to allow the trading of tokens that do not have the backing or consent of the public companies whose shares they track, the people said. These "third party" tokens - effectively a novel way to speculate on the direction of the share price - would be tradeable on decentralized crypto platforms and might not always have the same benefits as normal stocks, such as voting rights or dividends.

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· May 15

a secret third thing

cover of Harry G. Frankfurt's "On Bullshit"

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· May 15

just trolling me, specifically

Easy - 1x Multiplier
Tap as close as you can to Carlsbad Caverns,
New Mexico

Shadow Hedgie 🌻@shadow· May 15

they did it again folks

Hard - 3x Multiplier
Tap as close as you can to Istanbul, Turkey