Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Fun™ thing about defunding all our public services is that the air quality index on the government website at 7am said today was going to be fine here. I wake up and the house smells like a botched campfire and the government AQI site being all "jk you're fucked "

This adorable menace will literally grab your hand with both of his and use his pointy bodyweight to pull your food to where he might steal it

I keep exactly 4 meme images on standby. You just touched on one

(browser crashed during posting so reskeeting) www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1...

Immediately...

You are a constant source of inspiration, and I'm constantly in awe of your creative works. Have a personally customized Deedee box

With it looking like a nice day, I went to the hardware store to sort out what I needed to build an outdoor storage box 5 minutes later, arms full of lumber and stuff... I get caught in the torrential downpour (way worse than it looks lol) By the time I'm home the sun's out again but I'm done 😅

I don't do regrets. All the fuck ups and shitty things I've done and had done to me helped form the person I am. Save 2 1: Made someone cry who didn't deserve it 2: Declined Kai's crazy offer Kai moved back home and offered to take me with him. I'd be taken care of until I was established

This is a cat check point: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

Not sure you have the brand, but the style of trap is so good. I doubted these when I bought them. Never again. Near 100% kill rate on standard-sized mice. Little bit of PB was all it took (We had a bad season for mice last year and a colony set up shop in the garage, all gone)

Not this, but I couldn't help myself

Oh I was just trying a little funny. This is a line from the Power Girl comics, which was the first thing that jumped to mind with this shot 😅

Important update

Brother (f'n) Day (But also I've never Pushed Daisies sic)

It's a mixed bag, however, how can I complain when standoffish Deedee has become a dedicated lapcat? Don't worry about me or the others. We'll be around. I want you to let yourself nourish your soul

Many complex thoughts on this Men are being constantly bombarded with images and media representations telling them toxic hypermasculine, hateful, performance is the only way to be a strong man Meanwhile, this beautiful soul is our new host of reading rainbow. Men fear other men seeing their joy

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Deedee (with white) and Samson. Our rescue babies. Dee has been very antisocial until just a couple weeks ago, more he will not leave my lap if he can help it. Samson is perpetually the sweetest

As the weather warms up in the North and I remember why Earth Day is an important reflection that this tiny blue marble is the only living space we've collectively got, no matter how bad we mess it up, I remind everyone how hostile the rest of the universe is:

If I ever finally snap

Half a horrendous misread, but stylistically accurate lol

What was BlueSky like in 2023 (Anyone who claims otherwise is a coward)

Update to this update

Update: today is the first time he got up in my lap all by himself. I need to run errands. He cries when I try to get up

Have a dumb selfie for #internationalaceday you filthy animals 💜

Because I instead blocked the pompous, self righteous fuckbag looking down his nose while blowing himself in public, I'll post it here