Sharkey 🦈

@sharkey

Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word "Metroidvania."

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Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· 18d

Disney hit me up I have some ideas

Screenshot of the Marvel wiki entry for Jesus of Nazareth (Earth 616.) The text reads "After helping defeat Deuteronomy, an angel/demon hybrid destined to replace God, Howard the Duck ended up in Hell. He encountered God at Job's Place, his usual drinking place after he sunk into alcoholism due to the actions of Adolf Hitler. Howard found God in a triune state, manifesting as the Father, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.[10] Once God finished talking with Howard, he left, sticking Christ the Holy-Spirit, and Howard with the bill.[1]"

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· 19d

This just fuckin rules.

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· 19d

Still obsessed with this weirdo shit.

Shyna Nera Shyna from Silhouette Mirage being aggressively nonbinary

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· 20d

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· Jul 1

Okay.

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· Jul 1

Was just playing a modded twilight zone table at this bar in reno and it has @davidhellman.bsky.social's little braid guy running around on the animated backboard for some reason.

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· Jun 28

The eternal war of bisexuality and autism

L from death note is perched on a chair like an autistic bird.

A chair with offset arms and awirdly angled back and a half foot rest is waiting in a grassy field to lure unsuspecting bisexuals

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· Jun 22

I'm too lazy to photoshop stuff right now so just imagine an evangelion stomping on this thing

Aerial view of the bass pro shops pyramid

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· Jun 18

chasing a wasp around the house with an electric flyswatter like

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· Jun 17

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· Jun 13

Feeling fine.

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· Jun 8

Gonna try this thing on a corgi

Closeup photo of a hand holding a jojo ass stone mask. A corgi is sacked out on the floor, obliviously

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· Jun 2

Tickled fuckin stupid by the wikipedia article for hankie code

Screencap from wikipedia. A man in blue jeans has like, a shitload of colored hankies in his pockets.

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· Jun 1

my minecraft tardis is bi

Minecraft screenshot of a tardis interor. The time beamy thing from the console is doing blue purple pink

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· May 31

super marios are also slot machines

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· May 31

Yes I am.

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· May 31

Picard on Risa, enjoying a book. Still oblivious to Riker's prank with the idol thing that says you're DTF

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· May 30

Kind of feel like finding the shittiest possible watermarked camrip of that Backrooms movie where there are candy eating noises and occasionally some nerd walks in front of the screen might be the definitive way to experience it

Ostensibly a screenshot of that Backrooms movie. The silhouette of some dorm in glasses and a giant coat is obscuring most of the screen. The address for a cameips site is visible as a giant watermark, as well as a smaller plain text overlay. This is absolute dogshit.

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· May 29

Sometimes I have weird flashbacks, like oh right this lady bummed a bunch of cigarettes off me at a party in 2005.

Another CoH screenshot. Inside Out Girl is having a chat with Ghost Widow.

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· May 27

I dunno it'd have to be better than whatever that last cartoon was.

Another City of Heroes, this time of The Mysterious Velmachine, her robot Scrappys, and frED-209.

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· May 26

Sometimes you have a concept in mind to start with. Sometimes you press the random button until you get Dr. Torso.

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey· May 26

That's rad. Now that they're actually playable they're like half my guys. Not least because of all the little nameable assholes you can have just running around and dropping dead all over. Tempted to multibox like three different thugs MMs with maxed recharge just to drop sextuple gang war.