Post your last two brain cells

So excited to be followed by what I can only assume is the real account for actress Ana de Armas

Calling my bank to warn that investing in my little treat budget may not pay off

Incredible license plate

Really can’t stand the political pundit strategy of using language to obfuscate the political reality we live in in order to completely sidestep any realistic political analysis of it

Tell me why I open Spotrac’s recent trades and see this lmao

Went berry picking today and if I could have the smell of fresh strawberries on tap I’d be in heaven

I’m not advocating for this and you can switch up the assets however you need to but I feel like this makes a lot of sense for the teams involved lol

Get ready for Man Door Hand Hook Car Door: The Movie

Anotha one

FINALLY

I have a bone to pick with some of these win totals because what do you mean that’s only 74 wins???

I promise I will stop soon

Update: sheeeeesh

Best I’ve gotten so far I think, look at that fucking lineup

Oh no, this is too much fun

Me watching the Western Conference Finals

Found where your boyfriend crawled out of

Well it looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays

This is hilarious to me because the way they cropped it makes Carter Bryant look like he’s in a Like Mike reboot

Politicians: wahhh no one is having kids anymore Me: put up or shut up bitch

Nobody is doing it like Rabbitology