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puck puck goose

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🏳️‍🌈 • probably reading, or watching sports • 24 • they/them 🏒 nhl sjs, sea | pwhl sj, min, sea ⚾️ sf firebells & giants 📍east bay

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puck puck goose@sharks-puck· 9d

it’s timeeee

screenshot of citizen’s new halcyon blues album, with the first track ‘good fortune’ playing.

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Jul 7

me?? baseball ?? sometimes.

oracle park infield from right center stands

puck’s forehead covered mostly by a pwhlsj hat and rayban sunglasses

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Jun 27

new favorite text just dropped

text message from puck’s dad: “can i sacrifice four old tennis balls to the walker gods?”

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Jun 14

it’s way too early for halloween but

giant costco skeleton

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Jun 14

people are confidently saying he’s a chocolate lab </3

the great dane puppy cast to play scooby-doo in the upcoming series scooby-doo origins

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Jun 13

from @sharks_puck on a different website: “you can’t use a religion that preaches love and acceptance of all people as an excuse to not wear a piece of clothing that signifies love and acceptance for all people.”

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Jun 13

oh.

puck’s 2026 reading goals. they’ve read 144 books this year, which is 100 percent of their 144 book goal for 2026. they’ve read 55,223 pages, which is 74 percent of their 75,000 page goal for 2026. they’re ahead by 21,730 pages

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Jun 11

evil

weather app that shows it is 86 degrees Fahrenheit but feels like 96 with no precipitation expected for 60 minutes

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· May 19

text reading “someone said the san jose pwhl is kraft mac and cheese colors and i can’t unsee it”

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· May 14

got a ‘hope this email finds you well’ at work. and well.

a fox-like puppet being held in a way that has it sitting up straight but slouched so that it’s head is pulled into the body with its tail straight up. top text ‘a heem heem’ bottom text ‘whimper’. it is an approximation of anxiety

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Apr 29

i have to entertain myself somehow

photo of a screen with a graphic of a windows pop up with a header that reads ‘homebound’ with body text ‘order now’ next to a pixel graphic of a two layer cake with pink icing. underneath the body text is a button that says yes

you’re invited to suffer. join? meme

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Apr 26

puppy

a very tired looking black lab with a greying muzzle laying on an off-white fuzzy blanket

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Apr 23

i have visitors

a light grey cockatiel with a yellow face and orange cheeks sitting on the back of a wooden chair, looking to the left

a grey cockatiel with a white face sitting on top of puck’s head, he is staring into the camera. there are kitchen cabinets and a microwave in the background

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Apr 16

yotes jumpscare at work

picture from a sewing for dummies book of a arizona coyotes kachina sweater made into a throw pillow with a caption that reads “no sports jerseys or shirts of any kind have been harmed in the making of this project because cutting isn’t required! see how in chapter 6.”

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Apr 12

man if only that goal came a second later

photo of the van@sjs score bug reading van 2 shots 22 sjs 2 shots 22 2nd 2:23. also features asky

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Apr 3

chad kroger holding up a framed photo of colin graf (a photoshop of a still from the photograph nickleback music video)

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Mar 25

ITS THE FUCKIN-

the oscar meyer weiner mobile in a parking lot outside a building

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Mar 25

sj sharkie standing in front of the golden gate bridge with a rainbow to his right with top text in comic sans that reads “i wanna die”

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Mar 25

sad looking shark swiming in the ocean with bottom text “sad shark noises”

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Mar 14

saturday retail be like

drawing of a yellow emoji guy smiling wide with two hands detached from it showing two thumbs up with an overlay to the upper right of a lower opacity similar yellow emoji guy, also smiling wide, but crying and looking distressed holding one thumbs up.

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Mar 6

there’s also this, in which there is minor overlap between the two

storygraph screenshot of a tag called “want” that has 328 titles in it

goodreads screenshot of want to read shelf that has 244 books

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Mar 6

young dallas stars tyler seguin screaming at his gloved hand in anguish and/or surprise (potentially after being slashed)

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Mar 5

what on earth

picture of the left side of a tv screen showing the title of a program called “sounds of celebrini”

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Mar 1

image of a black and white husky distorted to make it look funky , with an orange filter overlaid , and the bottom text “happiness noise”

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Feb 28

that is my team actually

screenshot from twitter of a post from the sharks that reads “hockey is for EVERYONE. 🫶 Alex wennberg and tyler toffoli were behind the bench for our fourth annual pride scrimmage between the team teal front office, team trans, and the sf earthquakes lgbtq+ team” with a video of toff and wennberg talking also included in the post.

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Feb 26

oh im sad again

picture of the hulu app, on the sports tab, under the nhl category: the arizona coyotes

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Feb 8

look at him

screenshot of an instagram post from nbcolympics and nbcsports showcasing team poland’s plushie mascot: a large pierog with a smiley face. text in green reads „team poland’s pierogi mascot is iconic” with the salute emoji and an arrow pointing to the plushie

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Jan 10

SHARKS WIN SHARKS WIN

sharkie on the ice with his sharks win flag

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Jan 10

oh. hello.

sharkie wearing a firefighter uniform

puck puck goose@sharks-puck· Jan 10

go shork

ice for stars at sharks at sap center from the upper bowl