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Sharky 🦈

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Sharky 🦈@sharky· 7d

Sharky 🦈@sharky· 7d

A movie poster for the 1998 comedy film "Dirty Work," starring Norm Macdonald. The top half features large, bold red text against a white brick wall that reads, "IT'S SICK. IT'S DIRTY. IT'S THEIR JOB." Below this tagline, the film's title, "DIRTY WORK," is displayed in a prominent, stylized orange and yellow font designed to look like riveted metal plates, accompanied by the smaller subtitle, "Revenge Is Sweet (And surprisingly Affordable)." To the right, actor Norm Macdonald leans casually against the title text, wearing a blue plaid button-down shirt over a white T-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers, while playfully adjusting his sunglasses and smiling at the camera. The bottom portion of the poster contains the standard block of film credits.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· 10d

Simple cartoon sketch of a shark eating popcorn

Sharky 🦈@sharky· 12d

Watching the farcical Fauci hearing unfold, I couldn't help but wonder... am I the only one not keeping a diary?

Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw, typing on her laptop in Sex and the City

Sharky 🦈@sharky· 21d

Goldsboro, NC yesterday

A Spirit Halloween store seen from the road.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· 22d

Biblically accurate cyclops

The Cyclops from The Odyssey with two (googly) eyes.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· 24d

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jul 11

A sketch of a galloping horse with the head of a toothy shark.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jul 9

Migraines are no fun, UNLESS ...

A man's face with cold packs on his eyes. The cold packs are styled as large googly eyes.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jul 7

VAR can die in a fire.

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting. A man stands and speaks in a community meeting.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jul 7

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jul 5

Erling Haaland on his way to score your goal.

Star Wars Hammerhead figure wearing a Norway jersey.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jul 3

Eastern NC checking in.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jun 30

From their own gd website. I will never forgive these people for their malignant apathy toward easily discernable truths.

A snippet from Whitehouse.gov relaying the fact that the first cornerstone of the White House was laid in 1792.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jun 26

Clive Owen from Sin City with an alarmed look on his face, captioned: And everything seemed to be going so well.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jun 23

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jun 23

Meanwhile, near the Reflecting Pool ...

Anthony Adams meme, except it's the Empire State Building peeking out from behind a tree, wearing a yellow suit and rubbing its hands.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jun 22

If you're ever in Greenville, NC, I highly recommend Backstage Coffee & Vintage. Unique flavors and a vibe that must be experienced. www.backstagecoffeegvl.com

Menu from Backstage Coffee & Vintage including items like the Dancing Queen and Pink Pony Club.

Seasonal menu from Backstage Coffee & Vintage is MLP themed.

Interior bar of Backstage Coffee & Vintage looks like a unicorn threw up (complimentary). Lots of pink, unicorn merch, sparkles and crystals.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jun 18

"You've scapegoated 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 VP?"

Richard Jordan as US National Security Advisor Jeffrey Pelt in Hunt for Red October (1990), sitting at his desk, wearing a suit and glasses. The wall of his government office is decorated with portraits of political figures.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jun 15

He looks like your second cousin's plus one about to make a racist toast at your wedding.

Joe Rogan taunting @dieworkwear.bsky.social with his ill-fitting suit and absurdly short tie

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jun 12

A cartoon shark holding a sign reading, "HAPPY BDAY" with balloons attached to the sign.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· Jun 12

I mean, if you were looking for a stock image of a guy who uses the word "uppity."

NC House Rep Brenden Jones looking like Roz from Monsters, Inc.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· May 30

Kyle Gordon as DJ Crazy Times saying, "Women are my favorite guy." He is sporting dark red hair, mirrored shades and a black vest with no shirt. From the music video Planet of the Bass.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· May 29

UPDATE: The Five Bear Rugs have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.

Animatronic bears from Disney's Country Bear Jamboree

Sharky 🦈@sharky· May 28

Repost with your first celebrity crush (if you feel like it) The incomparable @lyndacarter.bsky.social painted by the immensely talented @tealcartoons.bsky.social.

A caricature of Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman illustrated by Adrian Teal.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· May 25

Captain Kirk asking, "What does God need with a starship?"

Sharky 🦈@sharky· May 23

This is the anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experience and has come to confuse this empty hedonistic quest with being cultured.

Chrissie Watkins treading water in Jaws, seen from the shark's POV.

Sharky 🦈@sharky· May 22

The USS Enterprise (NCC 1701-D) captioned: Gonna need a bigger boat

Sharky 🦈@sharky· May 21

Sharky 🦈@sharky· May 21

Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

An Ewok using imperial helmets as percussion instruments from Return of the Jedi