And now a potential salmonella outbreak in Chipotle’s supply chain? 🤦🏻♂️
Why not… No cheating, post your lock screen.
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
I swear I didn’t do it. 😆
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Jul 13 I hate to break it to you, but these tissues don’t help with facials.
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Jul 12 Just a Sunday in my backyard. And yes we do have beaches with sand. 😎
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Jul 12 Here’s my sympathies for Lindsey Graham.
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Jul 10 My face as I finish a grueling week. Hello weekend! 👏🏻
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Jun 20 Using this as my Hinge profile pic and bio.
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Jun 17 5 days in NYC done. Exhausted. Fulfilled. Many pics to share later. ✈️
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Jun 11 This is the face of a man who just left the office for vacation until the 22nd. Off to NYC tomorrow morning! ✈️
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· May 31 Got to see this show tonight and talk to this absolute cutie, who was also in Boots!
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· May 16 I took 5 loads tonight… down to the laundry room.
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· May 11 One friend. One comedian (Will Burkart). Both handsome af.
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· May 8 Is this how everything grows in Hawaii?! 🍆 😳
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· May 2 Keep tip in mouth. 😂 But what if I like it all over my face? 😈💦
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Apr 16 Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Apr 15 The two faces I make during all my meetings.
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Mar 30 When your brother shares a dumpster with one of your exes. 😂
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Mar 8 A gift from my mom. We have the same sense of humor. 😂 Whether this will be used as a dish towel or cum rag is TBD.
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Mar 8 My birthday and daylight savings on the same day? This calls for gifts 🍆 - you know what to do. 😈
Shawn_withanH@shawnp· Feb 16 I like a man who can handle a piece of meat between two buns.