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noah@sheapforwheet· 2d

How the Mariners season started / the Mariners current season

A pic of Steve buscemi from the life aquatic, looking happy and young, and a picture of Steve buscemi from the lighthouse, looking like he just watched Julio Rodriguez FORGET HOW MANY FUCKING OUTS THERE ARE IN THE INNING

noah@sheapforwheet· 3d

Ai is going great

A Google score but showing the score as Seattle 6 Milwaukee 0

The actual score is Milwaukee 6 Seattle 0 because both AI and the Mariners suck shit

noah@sheapforwheet· 12d

Still life - spoon tomatoes and a lemon cucumber (2026)

A quart jar full of tiny bright red tomatoes sits on a wood countertop, a lemon cucumber, about the same size and shape as an actual lemon but with light stripes running lengthwise sits in front of the jar. A white tile wall with black grout is out of focus on the background

noah@sheapforwheet· 12d

One of the best to ever do it

Craig Finn on stage in front of a pink sign that says The Hold Steady boys and girls in America. He's just finished singing fuck ice which got huge cheers

noah@sheapforwheet· 15d

Not joking at all, this is my favorite dfw book. He had a real gift for explaining something as inexplicable as infinite in an entertaining and illustrative way

noah@sheapforwheet· 21d

I'm a simple man, really

A burrito smothered in mole and zig zagged with crema sita on a brightly colored plate on a picnic table. A half liter of beer with a big foamy head sits in a crystal mug behind the plate.

noah@sheapforwheet· Jul 18

I'm at Milwaukie porchfest tonight, I don't know who these dudes are but they fucking whip. Like if you cut Sonic Youth in half.

noah@sheapforwheet· Jun 21

If there's a better way to spend father's day I don't want to know about it #chairsup

A baseball diamond viewed from the third base line. The foreground is a crowd sitting on a berm

noah@sheapforwheet· Jun 15

(sniffing the air) an autistic person has been to this rural county museum recently!

A museum display with an antique train piece labeled as a throttle handle, on the glass above the display case there is a handwritten note that says 'brake handle, not throttle'

noah@sheapforwheet· Jun 13

Met a local celebrity today

A dog sitting in a basket on the back of a motorcycle, it is wearing heart shaped doggles

noah@sheapforwheet· May 19

No clue who Zeva is but I'll be dead and buried before I vote for someone who voted for ICE. @bynum.house.gov

A ballot showing a vote for Zeva Rosenbaum who is running a primary campaign against Janelle Bynum, who shamefully voted for the Laken Riley act and then after that voted for a resolution thanking ICE for 'all their hard work' in case the first vote wasn't disqualifying enough.

noah@sheapforwheet· May 4

The ice cream is nice but these are the best reason to go to Tillamook on a hot Portland day

3 750 ml bottles of de Garde brewing beers sitting on a wood countertop.

noah@sheapforwheet· Apr 30

Abe Simpson saying he'll die before recognizing the shithole that is Missouri.

noah@sheapforwheet· Apr 26

One reason I like reading ancient history is that it's a comforting reminder that the future won't know anything about the Portland Trailblazers

A picture of a history of the Assyrian Empire, who also lost on the first round to the equivalent of the San Antonio Spurs in 5

noah@sheapforwheet· Apr 21

Blazer fans watching the new cheapskate owner scramble

A cat in overalls is watching tom Dundon try and dig his way out of an egregious blunder

noah@sheapforwheet· Apr 12

These are intensely weird

A package of gummy creme brulee. It advertises 4 in 1, two textures and two flavors.

noah@sheapforwheet· Apr 1

Welp

A screenshot showing a news tweet saying that the UAE is going to help open the strait of hormuz followed by a tweet from 15 minutes later saying a tanker got hit by a missile

noah@sheapforwheet· Mar 25

This is what winning feels like

A gas pump showing 16 gallons for $100 which is 6.10 a gallon

noah@sheapforwheet· Mar 21

Every time I visit my parents I'm reminded I grew up next to a subdivision where every single street is called Birchwood and none of them are straight so unless you're good with cardinal directions it's super easy to get lost

A road sign showing Birchwood circle meeting Birchwood lane. I got here by walking down Birchwood terrace

noah@sheapforwheet· Mar 20

Lol I completely forgot Arnie was in the long goodbye

Four men are in a room, three of them shirtless with their pants pulled down. The clothed man is Elliott Gould. One of the shirtless goons with his pants pulled down is Arnold Schwarzenegger

noah@sheapforwheet· Mar 20

noah@sheapforwheet· Mar 19

Holy shit these are instantly a top 5 all time chip

noah@sheapforwheet· Mar 18

This pack was a banger

noah@sheapforwheet· Mar 8

Wow these are the worst things I've eaten in a long time

A bag of KFC flavored jelly beans. The flavors are chicken, corn, and gravy. They all taste like stale frying oil. They smell worse.

noah@sheapforwheet· Mar 7

My sister and her husband are opening the Forage Grove food hall and tap room in Forest Grove today. I'm incredibly proud of all their hard work and if you're on the west side come thru for some delicious tacos and beer and meet some alpacas.

A flier advertising the grand opening of Forage Grove food hall and tap room

People lined up to order food and drinks.

noah@sheapforwheet· Feb 23

When it is Sunday night and you are cozy but you remember tomorrow is Monday

A black dogs nose pokes out from under a purple blanket. One eye is visible and it is the weary look of remembering you have an 8:00 am meeting with the web team tomorrow

noah@sheapforwheet· Feb 23

noah@sheapforwheet· Feb 21

I hate to do this but

noah@sheapforwheet· Feb 8

The winter light festival is one of the best things about Portland, I love walking around the city seeing cool shit everywhere