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Shen Comix@shenanigansen· 16d

Panel 1: Shen's hands are holding Shenne, the girl version of Shen, out on a stage, and in front of the stage the crowd is going wild for her, cheering and going "YEAAH" and "RAAH".

Panel 2: Shen's hands pull her backstage, leaving the crowd waiting for what happens next with bated breath.

Panel 3: Shen himself comes out onto the stage, and the crowd goes mild. Most looked bored, some are annoyed, some are cringing at him and mumbling amongst each other. One is checking his watch.

Panel 4: Backstage, Shen points at Shenne with a frustrated expression and asks "why do they like YOU but not ME?" Shenne, with a squinty mischievous expression, replies "Cuz I'm cute?" Shen says "Besides that." Shenne replies "Cuz I have an actual personality?" Shen says "BESIDES that."

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· 21d

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· 23d

Panel 1: Shen is literally climbing through the panel pointing at you, furious, with an outline of Michigan in the background. He says "HEY YOU. DENIZEN OF MICHIGAN." YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE JUSTICE FOREVER FOR LIVING IN MICHIGAN???"

Panel 2: Shen is now closer to you, grabbing you by the collar of your green shirt with one hand and making a fist with the other. He is saying "When I GET your ass ... I'M GONNA" and then there is a big censor bar with text over it reading "have a really nice time meeting you at webcomicon in Ferndale, Michigan! :D"

Panel 3: A drawing by my colleague $upr Dee, creator of Rosebuds, featuring a bunch of different creators who will be at Webcomicon squeezed up against a glass barrier. It advertises the date at August 1st & 2nd, and the website as Webcomicon.net

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· 27d

bluelockdiamonds.com thank you @kodansha.us for hiring me for this project!! ✌️

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· 27d

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· 28d

Panel 1: Shen is holding a purple notebook that he writes in, reading a joke to you out of it. He says "Okay, SO ... what does the yuri police say when they arrest you ... ?"

Panel 2: Shen closes the notebook and squints at you mischievously, saying "YURI-n a lot of trouble!"

Panel 3: Shen looks at you with sparkly, innocent eyes, waiting for your reaction.

Panel 4: Shen is now on his knees on the ground, having his hands rope-tied behind his back but a buff bouncer-type dude in a black shirt. He says "Well folks, I guess that's it. I'm going to the place where they take webcomic artists who have run out of ideas."

Panel 5: The black shirt dude is taking Shen behind a barn as Shen looks back at you and says "Thanks for following my work! It's been nice!"

Panel 6: There is a gunshot noise and light from behind the barn and birds take off into the air nearby.

Panel 7: A pause.

Panel 8: Shen walks out from behind the barn, carrying the rifle and covered in blood, saying "Naw I got a few more in me."

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jul 10

Panel 1: Shen is pointing at you with a hand that he's also holding an art paintbrush in. He has a stern expression and is saying "Sometimes in art, you're faced with a CHALLENGE. And you're not sure if you've got the skills to take it on."

Panel 2: Shen leans in close to you, sparks in his eyes, yelling "BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO GO FOR IT. TRUST ME!!! EVEN IF IT LOOKS BAD, YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID."

Panel 3: Shen points at the next panel, still leaned in close to you and an astonished expression on his face, the thumb of his other hand pressed against the 'screen' you're looking through.

Panel 4: A screenshot of the game Meccha Chameleon, in which Shen has used the duplication feature to very poorly try to make himself look like the back and seat of a chair. There are two chairs right next to him and, honest to God, nobody should have looked at this for even 2 seconds and not seen him.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jul 8

bluelockdiamonds.com Thank you once again @kodansha.us for the collab! :D

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jul 8

#BlueLockDiamonds

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jul 7

Panel 1: Shen is standing in front of Life and striking a cute mid-step pose in a frilly maid outfit with a bunch of bows. Life says "You're STILL doing this 'being a girl for Patreon bux' bit?"

Panel 2: Shen smiles at him with a scoffing expression and points at the side of his head, saying "HAH! Can't you see that I'm the MALE version?"

Panel 3: An extreme closeup of what Shen is pointing at reveals that it's the two tiny bits of sideburn facial hair on each side of his face.

Panel 4: A scientific figure labeled "Fig. 1: Gender Dimorphism of Shens", showing in the male version there are 4 facial hair lines, but in the female version they move to be eyelash lines.

Panel 5: Shen gestures down at his outfit, saying "And besides, who would go to Patreon to see a MAN dressed like this?"

Panel 6: The ground beneath Shen begins shaking, his whole body with it and his expression becomes wide-eyed. At the top it says "(APPROACHING RUMBLE)".

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jul 4

Panel 1: Life is holding up a drawing of Shen in a yellow tank top and blue poofy skirt and sandals. His eyes sparkle and he says "HEY, WHAT IF YOU TRIED SOME OTHER CUTE OUTFITS IN THAT FORM, LIKE THIS?"

Panel 2: Shen (girl form) holds his arm nervously and says "Of, if -- ... if I put on a tank top, it actually triggers ... my THIRD form."

Panel 3: Life gazes dramatically as the background darkens, replying "what's your THIRD FORM?"

Panel 4: Shen gazes back at him, saying "I'll show you. But tell NO ONE of this."

Panel 5: Shen is standing in a yellow tank top in front of Life.

Panel 6: A burst of teal smoke engulfs Shen.

Panel 7: As the smoke dissipates, Shen now looks exactly like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, except with his usual skin color and clothing colorscheme.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jul 1

Panel 1: Life is standing in frame and says "Hey, remember how last comic, you joked that drawing yourself as a girl would make more people go to your Patreon?"

Panel 2: Shen, with his arms crossed and a smile, responds "Yeah?"

Panel 3: Closeup of Life as he says, straight faced, "Well it worked, they went to your Patreon."

Panel 4: Shen is now the in the exact same pose and with still with the same smile, but now the girl version.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jun 29

Panel 1: Shen is sitting at his screen tablet, holding his tablet pen. He looks at you, smiling, and says "Wanna know one cool thing about being a comic artist?"

Panel 2: Shen is now standing upright, the tablet pen having become giant in his hand. How gestures outwards with his other hand and says "You can draw yourself however you want!"

Panel 3: Shen magically "ting"s his forehead with his tablet pen, changing himself into a Sol Badguy-esque buff dude with a belt and a ponytail. He says "For example, I can draw myself like THIS!"

Panel 4: Shen again magically "ting"s his forehead, changing himself into a girl with a sweatshirt-dress, gym shorts, and choker. He says "OR like THIS!"

Panel 5: Shen winks, does a peace sign, and sticks his tongue out, saying "Bet THIS makes you feel some funny new feelings about me, huh??"

Panel 6: Life now has to hold a raging and frothing-at-the-mouth Shen as he yells "Bet THIS would make it easier to get you to go to my PATREON!!!!" and points at you, trying to fight you. Life is saying "Calm down, man!!"

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jun 27

Promo: Shen is in a cute mid-jump stance winking at you and holding up a single generic comic panel. Text says "Can I interest you in a BONUS PANEL? A bonus panel with every comic, including this one. Just $1/mo at patreon.com/shencomix."

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jun 27

Panel 1: In the foreground is Shen, facing away, fists up in a fighting position. In the background is a generic 'bro' in a tank-top, red shorts, and an orange cap with yellow hair, with his fists also up. He says "BRING IT ON, BRO!!"

Panel 2: Shen, in a low boxing pose, replies, "Okay, but I should warn you ... I'm trained in marital arts."

Panel 3: The bro taunts him, smiling, saying "HAH! As if any of that 'martial arts' shit really wor--"

Panel 4: The bro goes a neutral stance, his expression flabbergasted. He says "Wait, did you say 'marital'?"

Panel 5: In the exact same expression and stance, the bro is now in a wedding dress at an altar, holding a bouquet of flowers as white petals fall around him.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jun 25

Shen bicycle kicking a soccer ball in a soccer field, wearing a blue uniform similar to that of Team Z in Blue Lock, with a sunset sky in the background. At the top it says "THANK YOU!!" in big red letters. At the bottom, "I've been told we got hella new entries! :D Please enjoy the rest of the series!"

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jun 24

bluelockdiamonds.com Thank you @kodansha.us for this collab!!

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jun 24

#BlueLockDiamonds

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jun 5

Panel 1: Shen is busting down a door with a handheld battering ram with a loud "KRAKOW". The door is shattering under the force of the battering ram, the flying apart. Shen has an "XD" type face a la early-two-thousands Deviantart.

Panel 2: Shen, smiling in an empty, horrifying way and backlit by the light from outside, says "PRIDE CHECK!!!"

Panel 3: There is a person sitting in a computer chair, surrounded by empty soda cans, a bag of chips, a cup of ramen, and a loose trash bag under their table that's almost full. They are illuminated the by the light from outside now, and looking at Shen with wide, shocked eyes. A piece of the door has lodged itself in the wall behind them, narrowly missing their head. On the table next to them is a laptop with the defeat screen from League of Legends currently on it. Next to the laptop is a tiny table pride flag.

Panel 4: That person is now on a pedestal on top of a truck, the side of the truck having a pride flag on it and two arrows pointing towards them. They are illuminated by two spotlights, and are in a pose like a cat being picked up. There's confetti falling and balloons surrounding them, and a crowd of people is cheering from both sides.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· Jun 2

Panel 1: A long limbed, sharp toothed demonic Shen is approaching a farmer on a dirt road in a wide open field, at late sunset, walking with both his legs and elongated arms. At the top it says "Somewhere near Owensboro, Kentucky". Shen is saying "VIRTUOUS and HARD-WORKING COUNTRY FOLK. I have once again come to corrupt YOU."

Panel 2: The farmer, wearing overalls, a white shirt, a dark blue jacket, and a straw hat, points a revolver at Shen and says "Not today." In his other hand he has a pitchfork.

Panel 3: The farmer shoots Shen directly in the heart, his aim true.

Panel 4: Shen stands for a moment, a smoking bullet hole in his sweatshirt and his face cloaked in shadow.

Panel 5: Shen smiles with pure malice and evil as he slowly takes out a book out of his sweatshirt with a bullet mark on the cover, seemingly having been hit by the bullet instead of his chest. The cover says "1000 Page Slow-burn Yuri", with the smoking bullet mark being on the "o" in "slow".

Panel 6: The farmer puts straw hat to his chest and closes his eyes. He says "Lord if I die here tonight, let it be known that I have only 2 regrets."

Panel 7: The farmer continues to talk, how walking towards Shen and extending his pitchfork, ready to engage. He says "Buying just one bullet ...". With his other hand, he is dropping his gun onto the dirt. He says "... And not springing for the yuri-piercing rounds." The sun hits the horizon behind Shen.

Panel 8: A sunny view of the Owensboro convention center, with a giant purple beetle man looming over it. On the lawn in front stands a small ghost in a green fisherman hat. On the sidewalk stands Shen gesturing towards the convention center. Text says "Shen will be at OMG!CON June 12 to 14, 2026, Owensboro Convention Center, Owensboro, Kentucky. Plus my friend the Dastardly Beetlemoses is there also. And the most nefarious of us all (the ghost is saying "hewwo"), Epoch Sonder. Look, he's just a little guy and not an unkillable cryptid horror!!"

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· May 30

Panel 1: Three friends are standing together, one with smooth hair and a tight white t-shirt with wide jeans, once with spiky hair, a long pointy nose, and a dark sweatshirt with a face on it that looks like a Japanese forest spirit, and one with a beard and a blue t-shirt. They're all holding bubble teas. The white t-shirt one is saying "Man,it's cool to finally meet up in person after being friends online for so long!"

Panel 2: The spiky haired one says "Yeah! All of you look pretty much like I expected."

Panel 3: The spiky haired one looks down and says "Well, escept for Deryll, who turned out to be 1 apple tall."

Panel 4: We see Deryll, a 1-apple-tall black guy with dreadlocks, a green t-shirt, and white pants, standing on the cement between them. His bubble tea is on a small wooden cart that he pulls along using a string attached to the front. He straw is bent so he can reach it, and he is eating a single tapioca pearl, which has a bite taken out of it. He says "Yeah, sorry y'all ..."

Panel 5: The white t-shirt guy's hand gestures above Deryll as he says "Deryll, never apologize for being how you are."

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· May 26

Panel 1: A girl with messy pigtails and swirly blue glasses, wearing a white shirt with a green collar and green skit, is crying at the door, going "HOOOooo OOOHOOoo". A voice off-panel asks "Honey what's wrong??"

Panel 2: Crying harder than ever, snot now coming out how nose and chin muscles strained, the girl replies "THEY MADE FUN OF ME AT SCHOOL FOR WRITING YAOI". The voice off-panel says "Oh, honey ..."

Panel 3: The voice off-panel is revealed the be a woman, presumably the girl's mom, who wears an orange sweater and a long red skirt. She also has swirly glasses but they are more aquamarine. She says "We here in the Fujo family have a long and proud history of writing yaoi."

Panel 4: The mom's hand gestures to an old black & white photo of a man in a white yukata sitting and holding a book. He also has swirly glasses. The woman says "Going back to your great great great grandfather, Masaharu Fujo ... who was execute for writing yaoi of the emperor."

Panel 5: The girl balls her fists in excitement and smiles, just one big tear remaining glistening on her face. She says "WOW!! My great great great grandfather died for yaoi??" The mom replies "that's right, sweetheart."

Panel 6: The mom and the now-revealed dad, who is dressed in business casual and drawn in a somewhat UPA style, are both holding their first to their heart as a swirly glasses flag waves behind them. The mom says "And so would your father, and so would I!! So stand proud knowing you're a Fujo!!"

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· May 23

Panel 1: Shen is in the foreground looking down at the ground absentmindedly and giggling, with a "hee hee", blushing slightly. This buddy Kyle, in his usual yellow backwards cap and purple Lakers t-shirt, looks over with an innocent smile and asks "what'cha giggling about?"

Panel 2: Shen has an expression of pure shock and terror looking to the side at Kyle. He thinks to himself "Oh no! I can't let him know I was thinking of one of my gay little comic ideas!!"

Panel 3: Shen begins trembling and seating and puts his fingers together nervously, saying "Um ... I was, uh ... doing a joker beatbox."

Panel 4: Kyle, with his usual innocent smile, is thinking "He's so fucking cool."

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· May 21

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Panel 1: A woman with orange hair with a big ahoge, a white t-shirt with a blue happy face looking to the side, and jeans, is screaming something. She is screaming "AAAA!! I LOVE CONSUMING GOODS AND SERVICES!!!!"

Panel 2: Shen shows up to her right, pointing at his with both fingers with an excited expression as she is surprised to see him for some reason. He says "Boy, do I HAVE THE THING FOR YOU!!"

Panel 3: Shen holds up a sticker sheet to the viewer. It has a purple space background, and features stickers of his own head, the Dark Wizard from my most recent series, and the 100x Gravity Girl from that series. Shen says "A LIMITED RUN ... My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard STICKER SHEET. There's only 300 of these these bad boys. Like the Spartans."

Panel 4: Shen gestures dramatically with both hands to text reading "Get it at TOPA.TO/SHEN". Below that is lighter-colored text reading "+ you can bundle it with a Public U one for $2 off!", with arrows pointing to the Dark Wizard sticker sheet and the Public U sticker sheet.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· May 18

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Shen Comix@shenanigansen· May 18

[3/4]

Panel 1: Shen's zweihander rebounds against what has suddenly become a stone statue of the Dark Wizard, rather than the Dark Wizard himself. He and the statue are in a large field, and the statue is crumbled in places and covered with moss on the shoulders and head. It is raining.

Panel 2: Shen pivots his zweihander to his right and looks that way, searching angrily for the wizard, yelling "COWARD. WHERE HAVE YOU FLED?? TO WHAT REALM HAVE YOU SENT US???"

Panel 3: An overhead few reveals that the field is a graveyard, and the statue, likely a gravestone. There's a mausuleum and another wizard statue with an offering of food and flowers before it, as well as several standard gravestones.

Panel 4: Closeup of the wizard statue's face, looking forward stoically, as rain continues to fall on it.

Panel 5: Closeup of Shen looking up at the wizard statue's face, the rain hitting him and pouring down his face and body.

Panel 6: Shen shifts his gaze to look downwards.

Panel 7: At the base of the statue is an inscription, reading: "Death is the shadow of life. Only in darkness may they become one." To the left and right of the inscription are an upside down and rightside up engraving of a closed flower pod.

Panel 8: Side view of Shen looking down at the inscription as the rain becomes more sparse and beams of sunlight are seen beginning to appear in the sky behind him.

Panel 9: Shen stabs the zweihander into the ground in front of the statue with a "HNPH" and "SHK".

Panel 10: Shen turns around and begins to walk away from the statue, muttering to himself, "fuckin' ... dark-ass wizard". The rain has now fully stopped as beams of light pierce the sky prominently, the dark clouds beginning to recede.

Panel 1: Shen is standing on a beach at dusk with a somber expression, wearing teal swim trunks, holding his phone in his right hand, and staring out into the ocean. He is absolutely yolked.

Panel 2: Two random passers-by, a man and a woman, are walking in the shallow water, the sunset illuminating them from behind. The man, who is wearing purple swim trunks, says "Woah dude, how did you work out to get a body like that?"

Panel 3: Shen, his expression vaguely said and exhausted, replies "I hired a dark wizard as my fitness coach, was blinded by his promise of 7 arcane utterances, which he spoke of often as the ultimate source of power but in the end refused to burden me with, and so I tried to kill the wizard, but then it turned out that he was dead all along and projecting his soul into my mind and I was just at the gym talking to nobody that whole time."

Panel 4: The guy passer-by does a peace sign with his left hand and says "Ha ha! Alright, keep your secrets then! ~". The girl, who is wearing a pink one-piece bathing suit and holding a green-and-blue beach ball, giggles.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· May 18

[2/4]

The panel scheme of the comic is all compressed down to the bottom of the image, as if the panels themselves are affected by gravity. The colors of the whole comic are running downwards and pooling at the bottom, and in fact the canvas itself is being pulled down from the top like cloth on a drying line, revealing a transparent background behind.

Panel 1: Shen is compressed against the ground, laying down like a frog, sweating with wide bulging eyes and going "urkk"

Panel 2: The Dark Wizard is also compressed against the ground, his arms folded formally behind his back, and his pointing nose piercing the ground, holding his head up and forming cracks. He says "AH! It would appear we are passing through the 100x gravity dimension."

Panel 3: The 'monster' girl from the previous comic grabs up her gym back and says, holding her hands up enthusiastically, "OH!! This is my stop!"

Panel 4: The girl is lightly skipping out of the gym towards the exit as Shen and the Dark Wizard are still compressed against the ground in the background.

Panel 1: Shen is on a stairmaster machine at the gym. The dark wizard stands beside him as he walks on it. Shen is sweating and breathing heavily, pivoted slightly to look at the dark wizard, saying "WIZARD! How is this STAIRS MACHINE going to bring me closer to the utterances??"

Panel 2: The wizard looks up at him with a severe expression and replies "To those possessing patience and will ... ALL truths reveal themselves."

Panel 3: A wizard tower build on a small stone outcropping in the ocean. Waves crash against it and lightning strikes in the background as a storm rages. A small boat is docked against a staircase carved into the outcropping.

Panel 4: Shen is ascending the spiral staircase of the tower with a zweihander sword. The staircase, lined with torches, stretches down seemingly endlessly. Shen sweats and breaths heavily, mumbling "fuckin' tall-ass wizard towers"

Panel 1: Shen is bursting into the top chamber of the Dark Wizard's tower with his zweihander, tired and sweating, yelling "WIZARD!!! YOU'VE JERKED ME AROUND ENOUGH." The "A" in "WIZARD" is written in the sharp way that the Dark Wizard usually writes it, and has the Dark Wizard's light purple text background color.

Panel 2: The reflection of the Wizard's form gleams in Shen's sword and a vein bulges on Shen's forehead as he says "TELL ME THE UTTERANCES. OR THESE ARE THE LAST MOMENTS OF YOUR WRETCHED LIFE"

Panel 3: The Wizard stands at his window, a thunderstorm raging outside. A lightning strike illuminates the room, casting his long shadow down at, with a "KRAKOOOoom". He is surrounded but tomes, scrolls, and potions, as well as a skull on a table with a candle on it.

Panel 4: The Dark Wizard's eyes and concealed by the shadow of his hood as he replies. "The utterances ... are a burden."

Panel 5: We now see the Dark Wizard's face, not carrying its characteristic 'evil' expression, but instead somber, contemplative, a little sad. He says "I spent my years seeking a spell that would allow me to FORGET them. REVERSE the cogs of time. But alas, some things are beyond the reach of even magic."

Panel 6: The Wizard pivots back towards Shen as another bolt of lighting strikes in the window behind him with a "KRAKOOOoom". He says "I will not teach you the utterances. This is the end of our coaching sessions."

Panel 7: Shen, enraged, spitting, raising the sword above his head, looking more evil that the Dark Wizard at this point, yells "THEN DIE"

Panel 8: Shen lunches forward and swings the sword down towards the wizard's head with all his might, passing a couple of wall-mounted scrolls now visible in the background. The arc of the swing forms purple clouds that seem to swirl around the whole scene, distorting it.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· May 18

My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete] [1/4]

At the top of the comic it says "MY FITNESS COACH IS A" in yellow (first I and O replaced by a metal dumbbell and a cowbell weight respectively), and at the bottom of the comic it says "DARK WIZARD" in purple and blue with green smoke behind it, and the I replaced with e wizard tower.

Panel 1: Shen is sitting on a bench in a gym locker room, wearing a sweaty yellow tank-top (and sweating, himself), holding a water bottle, and talking to a guy with a towel slung over his shoulder. He has a disgruntled expression. He says "Bro I never should've hired the dark wizard as my fitness coach."

Panel 2: A dark wizard is spotting Shen on the bench press. Shen is huffing lifting the weight. The dark wizard, who wears a red hood with grey horns and a purple cloak, and has a long pointy nose and fingers, small severe eyes, and a big dark brown beard and eyebrows, is saying "The path to TRUE power is not these plebeian exercises, but to know the 7 ARCANE UTTERANCES."

Panel 3: Top-down view of Shen, sweating, frustrated, on the bench. "THEN JUST TELL ME THE UTTERANCES!!" he says.

Panel 4: View from Shen's perspective of the wizard's long nose and face looking down at him sternly. "EARN THEM!!!!" he yells.

Panel 1: Shen and the Dark Wizard are standing near the gym's big wall mirror. There is a dumbbell laying on the ground between them, closer to the mirror. Shen is leaning forward, one hand on his hips and the other pointing at the wizard, and saying "Y'know, I'm not convinced you're even strong enough to BE a fitness coach."

Panel 2: Shen's hand points at the dumbbell on the ground near the mirror. He says "Lift that dumbbell."

Panel 3: The Dark Wizard saying "I already AM lifting it." Shen raises his arms in exasperated confusion, saying "What??"

Panel 4: Outside view of the gym. It, along with the chunk of earth it was standing on, is hovering in the air slightly, having dislodged itself from the ground below.

Panel 1: In the foreground, Shen is sweating and breathing heavily, resting his hands on his knees, having just run a mile on an outdoor track. Far away in the background, on the other side of the track, the Dark Wizard is holding a stopwatch and saying "AN 8 MINUTE MILE?? AND YOU HOPE TO SURVIVE HEARING EVEN THE WEAKEST ARCANE UTTERANCE??"

Panel 2: Shen stands up straight and swings around to look at the wizard. He raises his hands in an aggressive questioning pose and tells "HOW FAST IS >YOUR< MILE??"

Panel 3: The wizard has suddenly manifested right behind Shen and puts his long, bony hand on Shen's shoulder. Red sparks fly around them, as if the remnants of a teleportation spell. "instantaneous," he hisses.

Panel 1: The gym from the previous Dark Wizard comics is floating in some sort of colorful space-like void, with chromatic stars and billows of space glitter casting rainbow reflections onto its surface. From inside the gym, the dark wizard says "BEWARE!! FOR WE ARE NOW TRAVELING BETWIXT DIMENSIONS."

Panel 2: Closeup of the dark wizard's haggard face, dramatically bottom-lit with red. He says "All manner of monsters lurk here."

Panel 3: A black girl with messy buns and teal-ish green glasses enters. She's carrying a grey gym bag and wearing a sports a dark brown sports bra and tights, and a shiny pink poofy crop jacket, along with shiny pink velcro sneakers. The bell hanging above the gym's door produces a "DING" as she enters, enthusiastically stepping in.

Panel 4: Shen looks at her, holding his green water bottle to his face, with the dark wizard lurking in the background. Shen says "SHE seems pretty normal."

Panel 5: Shen spits out his drink as he sees her maxing out the leg press machine, her legs bulging with muscle and the footrest cracking under the pressure as the whole machine bends and threatens to fall apart.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· May 18

(End)

Panel 1: Shen is standing on a beach at dusk with a somber expression, wearing teal swim trunks, holding his phone in his right hand, and staring out into the ocean. He is absolutely yolked.

Panel 2: Two random passers-by, a man and a woman, are walking in the shallow water, the sunset illuminating them from behind. The man, who is wearing purple swim trunks, says "Woah dude, how did you work out to get a body like that?"

Panel 3: Shen, his expression vaguely said and exhausted, replies "I hired a dark wizard as my fitness coach, was blinded by his promise of 7 arcane utterances, which he spoke of often as the ultimate source of power but in the end refused to burden me with, and so I tried to kill the wizard, but then it turned out that he was dead all along and projecting his soul into my mind and I was just at the gym talking to nobody that whole time."

Panel 4: The guy passer-by does a peace sign with his left hand and says "Ha ha! Alright, keep your secrets then! ~". The girl, who is wearing a pink one-piece bathing suit and holding a green-and-blue beach ball, giggles.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen· May 5

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