Wow, that AI sure is great, isn’t it?

I also got Zohran. I haven’t seen anyone yet who wasn’t either him or Pope Leo (as my wife got). Could be follower bias.

I also got Mayor Mamdani.

We missed our left turn yesterday (not at Albuquerque) and ended up passing through Aberdeen, WA. Had to wrack my brain for a moment to recall that this is the home of @miamoore.bsky.social! It reminds me a lot of my home areas - a blue-collar town with lots of character.

WTF is this? A. He's not going to run for president. B. Axelrod can join Emanuel and Carville on the beach.

90+ day delinquent credit card percentages are at the highest level since the ‘08-10 recession. Bad sign.

No one… no one… deserves this much compared to everyone else. Dismantle the gilded state.

Just a reminder that this applies to the left and the right.

Sucks that climate change is just a myth, doesn’t it?

The looting of the country’s vast value continues apace.

“Since we already created the Torment Nexus, we might as well create the Time Machine in real life too,” said the scientist.

Yeah, why don’t you improv a minority or two into this cast photo?

Is… is this fascism?

Just laying this out there. I emailed myself last November with this prediction about the final season of "Stranger Things." I stand behind it so far. #hopper #strangerthings

You might need fake TV counselor Dr. Rick to teach you how not to become your parents. 😂

Here’s the one I got today. What’s a polite way to say “absolutely the fuck not”?

This you?

This one?

Whoa! That’s actually pretty cool.

Monday hot take: Joe Biden was absolutely 100% morally justified in pardoning his son. Read his statement. What about this is untrue?

Wife and I may be the proud aunt/uncle of some babies soon.