💎 Elizabeth 💎

@shinylion

Cat mom, odd duck, she/her,

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💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Jul 11

This is the man making fun of someone else’s appearance.

A screenshot of Dan Patrick wearing a black tshirt and a black leather motorcycle jacket. He’s trying to look tough and masculine but he looks like he is cosplaying a macho biker and instead he just looks weak and wimpy.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Jul 8

Wore out three of these and then bought a CD.

A screenshot of a cassette tape for the soundtrack of the movie, Grease. It has a photo of Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta in character as Sandy and Danny.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Jun 26

Same. I’ll take it in a heartbeat

Screenshot of my tests results that show I scored a Zohran Mamdani on my woke vs chud test.

This makes me happy.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Jun 23

I took this photo last Fall and it seems to be even more true today.

A photo of an electronic street sign that normally gives road information. On the day this was taken someone hired the sign out and had “Everyone Hates Elon” displayed on it.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Jun 5

Rest in peace you sweet, magnificent legend.

A photo of the amazing actor, Anthony Head.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Apr 24

Sam, this is how I will always remember Charlie; as a fierce advocate of cat law and justice for all.

This is a photo of Charlie the tuxedo cat. Charlie is a handsome fellow with black fur and a tuxedo shaped white patch of fur. He is a very dignified looking cat.

Among his many positive attributes was a fierce passion for justice for all cats (and most dogs and a few humans.) As one of the leading cat attorneys in the world Charlie oversaw many cases and was able to win all of those cases to get his clients the compensation they deserved.

In this photo we see his office. It has a bold pink painted wall with a matching bold pink comfy chair (Charlie was big on comfy cozy). There is a white desk with silver steps leading to the top of the desk. Charlie is sitting on top of his desk wearing a snazzy bowtie.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Apr 20

Kash Patel as a heavy drinker? Unpossible!

This is a photo of Kash Patel in the locker room of the US Hockey team after they won the Olympic gold medal. He is slamming a beer. Not sipping, not casually drinking it, just slamming it like he is trying to convince a college fraternity he is cool enough to join their house. It would be sad and pathetic if it were anyone else but it is horrifying to know our Director of the highest domestic law enforcement agency is so desperate to be one of the “cool kids” that he will act like a high school freshman at their first keg party.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Mar 29

But my reward was a drive by of this gorgeous gal on my way home.

This is a photograph of the gorgeous Texas capitol building. It was taken at night so there are traffic lights in red and green along with the lights of cats and on the capitol lawn. The street is wet from being cleaned after most bar goers have left the area and the water is reflecting the lights.

The Capitol is a stunning work of architecture and it is made from Texas pink granite. There are tall green trees lining the driveway of the capitol lawn. On top of the building is a giant dome. On top of the dome is the Goddess of Liberty.

The Texas Capitol building is taller than the Capitol of the United States because old timey Texans who designed the Texas Capitol were petty bitches who wanted to feel superior to the US. LOL.

Anyway, I love our capitol building so damn much. She is glorious and reminds me that Texas is so much more than the sleazy people we often have in our politics. Texas is a fucking Goddess of Liberty and one way or another we’re going to find a way to live up to that challenge.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Mar 23

Enya’s out there living the dream.

A screenshot of a news article headline. The headline is “Singer Enya, Whose Last Public Appearance Was in 2017, Reportedly Lives Alone With Her 12 Cats”.

Good for her and her sweet cats.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Mar 12

Also, yes, these temps are real. Bring tshirts, shorts, boots, and a warm jacket.

A screenshot of a weather app showing the temperatures in Austin, Texas for the next week are bananapants silly with lows of 40F to highs of 90F. It will actually be colder and hotter than expected.

Welcome to Austin!

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Mar 11

I got you, friend.

Screenshot of Amy Ryan who played Holly in the tv show The Office.

Holly would definitely have lived in the Anderson Mill area of Austin because “it’s halfway between the Austin hippies and the lakes hippies but also less patchouli and more Clinique’s White Linen and the mall is right over there.”

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Feb 15

It has been a gray, drippy, rainy day here in central Texas but it’s clearing off and leaving us with this banger of a sunset.

A photo for a sunset. At the top is the leftover clouds that have been graying up our day.

In the middle is the bare sky in colors of perfect aqua blue (light and bright) fading into a pale peachy color.

The bottom of the photo has a dark area that is actually brushy trees but it’s too dark to make out the trees.

The temperature is crisp and cool. Just a perfect end to a soggy day.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Feb 8

Ice dancing. Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

A still of a hot Dracula kissing a beautiful Mina in the movie Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992).

Mina is played by Winona Rider. She has long dark hair and she’s wearing a perfect scarlet red dress.

Dracula is played by a young hot Gary Oldman. He has long dark hair and he’s wearing a gorgeous old fashioned men’s suit.

They are ridiculously beautiful and sexy.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Feb 8

I went to her site to see what she is charging for her various courses. Can someone explain what “R4000.00” means in currency? Here is a screenshot of my cart after I added a course to it. Is this even an American company? Is this “author” in a slophouse pretending to be a US writer?

A screenshot from a scam AI writing business. The amount of money shown as the cost reads as “R4000.00” which is not a typical way of showing a price in the USA.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Feb 7

Art.

This is a photo of a dark pickup truck being driven by a fucking ICE agent. In the background there is an American flag being flown upside down to indicate a State emergency.

But the hilarious part is resistors have taken to throwing silicone dildos (yes, the sex toy!) at ICE agents. They are in a variety of colors. One of them is a pretty shade of bright pink and it seems to be stuck on the truck’s hood in an upright position. Haha fuck ICE.

Another light skin flesh colored dildo is flying through the air at the top of the truck cab. It looks like it is about to open a can of whoopass on that truck.

The entire scene looks like it is from a horror novel by the delightful and incomparable Chuck Tingle.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Feb 2

I once shifted approximately 4 inches and disturbed my cat who was lying on my lap. This was the Look of Disapproval he gave me. It is my favorite photo of Mr. Cat.

A photo of a gray tabby cat. He is lying on my lap and his head is raised and turned back to look at me. He is disappointed that I moved a measly 4 inches and he wants me to know that prior authorization is required for all lap shifting.

He also docked my paycheck for two months. He is the worst supervisor ever.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Jan 27

I hope ICE gets to meet the Maine welcome committee chairman.

A photo of Pennywise the evil clown from the novel titled “It” is peeking out from a street storm drain and holding a cheery red balloon.

Fuck ICE.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Jan 25

3D whistle printers right now:

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Jan 25

Yeah, about that… This is a screenshot I just took from my Uber driver app. The purple is surge areas. There’s a lot of people trying to get rideshare rides.

A screenshot from my Uber driver app showing a huge amount of purple which indicates surge zones which means a lot of people are trying to get rideshare rides.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Jan 23

I mean…

A screenshot of the final scene of the tv show ALF.

Also, fuck whoever canceled ALF and didn’t allow for a happy ending.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Dec 24

Sending sympathy and solidarity from central Texas. ☀️🎄

A photo of an indoor/outdoor thermometer. It is showing the outside temperature as 85F degrees. On Christmas Eve. In Texas.

Even by Texas standards that is very warm for Christmas.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Dec 19

1977 and I’m not mad at all.

A screenshot of the movie poster for the very first Stars Wars which was released in 1977. It has the original cast, lead by Carrie Fisher who played Princess Leia.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Dec 5

Omg, THAT FACE says it all. Good luck sleeping at night Momb and Grampa.

This is a screenshot of a photo of Flanoy D. Cat. Flanoy is an orange gentlecat whose face is part orange and part white. The orange is around his eyes and his forehead and it looks like a mask. He has a sweet pink nose and the area around his mouth is white. It is a precious adorable face and it has the extremely obvious look of disapproval on it.

The look on Flanoy’s face is absolutely iconic and promies he WILL get revenge on his humans for bringing home something that does not have cat treats with it.

As per Cat Law, Flanoy is well within his rights to exact payment for this egregious act of negligence. His humans will have to pay the fine or be held in contempt of Cat Court.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Nov 14

My wee shadow lying on my chest. He started this a year ago and it is the best part of my day.

A selfie photo of me barely seen because my 12 pound cat is lying on my chest and belly. He is a gray and brown tabby cat.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Nov 7

Y’all, I just about ran off the road when I saw this sign with multiple messages tonight. Had to u-turn and go back to grab some pics. Kudos to whoever programmed the sign! Fuck Elon Musk.

This is a photograph of a traffic sign. It’s the kind of sign that usually has messages for motorists. Tonight it reads “EVERYONE HATES ELON”. It is referring to a gross fucking nazi named Elon Musk.

This is a photograph of a traffic sign. The sign is used to give messages to motorists. Tonight the sign reads “ NO TRILLION 4 ELON”. This refers to fascist fucking Tesla agreeing to give Elon a trillion dollars to go away. It is so obscene I can’t even explain it. Elon Musk is one of the worst humans to ever exist.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Oct 29

2024: Cargill’s house has the full size bars. 2025: Cargill’s house has the king size bars. 2026: Cargil achieves his final form as Willy Wonka.

This is a still from the movie, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Willy Wonka is a white man with unruly blonde curls. He is wearing a gorgeous purple coat and a rusty-tan hat and he is slightly leaning on a cane.

Behind him is a cave with a boat coming out of while floating on a river of melted chocolate. There are people in the boat. Also behind Wonka is a beautiful display of arranged flowers.

This will be the scene at Cargill’s house next year because he is slowly ascending into a higher level of being.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Oct 5

I think I found the source of these reports of violence:

This is a photo of a movie poster for the movie, The Fog (1980). It has a very young Jamie Lee Curtis pushing against a door to try to keep the fog from coming in and bringing its violent murdery self into the house.

I saw this in the theater when it came out. I was way too young but Mrs. Franke sold me the ticket. Also, I watched it 2.5 times in a row on that one ticket because Mrs. Franke knew kids in our small town didn’t have many places to go so she would let us hang out and watch multiple movies on one ticket. She was a truly lovely person.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Oct 1

RIP Jane Goodall, you absolute legend.

A photo of Jane Goodall holding a chimpanzee and they are yupping it up. It looks like they are singing and it is adorable.

💎 Elizabeth 💎@shinylion· Sep 16

RIP to an absolute legend.