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bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Jun 3

also, the "investigative journalism" in question

FAKE FAMOUS (2021), directed by Nick Bilton, about instagram influencers.

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Jun 2

which way western man

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Jun 1

how im feeling after having a ploughman's lunch today

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Jun 1

POV: you are the fifth University of Kentucky relief pitcher coming out in the 9th inning

"Into the Jaws of Death"(1944) by Robert F. Sargent; an image of the US Army 1st Division landing on Omaha Beach

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· May 28

Bitches don’t even ask for a cigarette anymore they just stare at you like this

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· May 22

How it feels to not have to work until Wednesday next week

Silhouette of a guy breaking his shackles on his wrists during a beautiful sunset

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· May 19

Derek Dooley is running for Georgia Senate??? It's always so funny to me when former athletes/coaches run for shit especially when they were objectively terrible at their jobs

Head coaching record for Derek Dooley:
NCAA Regular Season: 31-40 (0.437)
NCAA Postseason: 1-1 (0.500)
NCAA Career: 32-41 (0.438)

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· May 16

real CHAM! heads know

An image of the in-movie idol group CHAM! from Perfect Blue (1997). Three women in tutus sing into microphones, performing on stage.

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· May 12

this week has felt so long

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· May 11

depression temporarily cured

Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail. The title of the video is: “Madden NFL 2004: Seattle Seahawks - Full 30 Year Franchise” from YouTube user DYN-CHISE. The thumbnail shows a Seattle football player celebrating after a touchdown.

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· May 6

the quarterback room from hell

current miiami dolphins QB roster:
- 14 Quinn Ewers
- 15 Cam Miller
- 2 Malik Willis

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· May 5

one of those [city/state] mentioned memes but it's kentucky. i'm to lazy to explain all of them but i will if you ask nicely

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· May 4

image of a @dril tweet, reading: "and another thing: im not mad. lease don't put in the newspaper that I got mad."

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· May 2

WHAT THE FUCK

The quoted post, with the small notification that it was reposted by Kat Abughazaleh

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Apr 24

#letterboxdfriday but also I’m gonna be watching Midsommar again later so stay tuned

My four most recently watched films:
- EXIT 8, 3 stars
- FARGO, 5 stars, repeated viewing
- THE DRAMA, 4 stars
- READY OR NOT 2, 3 1/2 stars

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Apr 13

ethan around the corner in the shower room

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Apr 11

they made it real

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 26

With today being opening day, I thought I’d repost some awesome art I got from @kasettetape.bsky.social of Shiro on a baseball card!! Thanks so much for this amazing work! ….and go Cubbies!

a baseball card showing a heavyset anthropomorphic bear hitting a home run as the audience looks on. he's wearing a blue baseball cap and a white jersey with blue pinstripes. The text on it says:

"CHICAGO CUBS
SHIRO DVORAK, #23
FIRST BASEMAN / DESIGNATED HITTER
2024"

The rear side of the baseball card, with additional information on Shiro. In the top left is a close up picture of him. The text at the top reads:
"The Kentucky Cannon"
Height: 6'2"
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Home: Mercer, KY
Favorite Food: Bourbon Balls"

Underneath are two fun facts with images next to them.
The first shows Shiro in a football uniform, running with the ball with both hands on it. Text nexts to it reads: "Used to play football at Kentucky (a pretty tough tight end!)"

The second shows Shiro blowing a kiss. Text next to it reads: "Throws a kiss to his boyfriend after each home run!"

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 25

Boss scheduled a 7:00 meeting for us tomorrow morning

Girl playing the flute in a pep band crying because her team (Villanova) lost

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 23

happy world bear day! go hug your local bear today! that's an order! (art from @syktur.bsky.social, @harmoniousad.bsky.social, and @captainnikko.bsky.social)

art showing a large anthropomorphic bear hanging out on a pool floatie. He's wearing blue and white swim trunks and he's drinking a beer.

art showing an anthropomorphic bear posing for a nude picture. He's holding his stomach.

art of an anthropomorphic bear playing baseball. His underwear has ripped right as he swings his bat, leaving him nude. he has a surprised look on his face.

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 22

picking st marys and gonzaga in any march madness ever (i will not learn from my mistake)

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 21

I LOVE MY LIFE‼️‼️‼️‼️

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 20

I love my life!!!

Screenshot of my Bracket’s stats for March Madness. It is ranked around 481K, at the 98.4 percentile, with 210 points.

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 19

STOP THE COUNT

Screenshot of #16 Siena vs. #1 Duke. Siena is up 26-16.

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 18

The 13 seeded mid-major basketball team looking at me to pick them to upset a power conference team with a lottery pick

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 16

Maybe he’s doing the Simpsons thing

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 11

Since we posted Matt's Dad on Mar10, let's post his Mom for Mar11! Introducing Eloise from my upcoming visual novel. Eloise still isn't too happy with Matt... but her southern hospitality won't let her be rude to him. I also hear she makes a mean peach cobbler.

A female anthropomorphic marten. She's wearing a light blue shirt and jeans. Her arms are crossed and she has a neutral expression on her face.

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 11

in the last moments of #mar10, I thought I'd post a new character for "...And What Remains"- a marten no less! This is Saul Cooper, Matt's dad. He's a retired worker at the astronomy near the town. He and Matt don't exactly get along... but he's being hospitable to his son for now.

Image of an older male anthropomorphic marten. He's quite heavyset. He wears a black and turquoise button up and khaki shorts. He has a neutral, maybe slightly annoyed expression on his face, and his arms are crossed.

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 9

THE GOOD ENDING

Screenshot of the gif below the tweet. My mar10 day luck is... pretty good! I'm a marten now!

bear, so confusing@shiroooo· Mar 9

this deadass reads like a bad intro to an essay from a freshman college student