Paul Hardcastle

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Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· 5d

Also Britain still uses those train tickets en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Na...

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· 14d

Update: it's healed itself? wtf

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· 16d

In 'modern electronics are crap' news, my bedroom alarm clock has failed after less than 2 years of use

A 7 segment alarm clock where the bottom segment no longer illuminates, and the right number is barely visible.

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· 17d

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS! pop-up message from SimCity

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· 17d

Sadiq got the message

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· 20d

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· 22d

I mean at least he's making it easy for when the Tribunals happen.

From this point forward, any time the Islamic Republic of Iran shoots at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz, whether it be by Missile, Rocket, Drone, or any other device or weapon, the United States will bomb and destroy ONE BRIDGE OR POWER PLANT, including those located next to, or in, the Capital City of Tehran. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· 28d

French multi tool: it cuts cheese and saucisse, and opens the wine and beer.

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· 28d

Chambéry Challes-les-Eaux 🤝🏼 Stratford Baffling station platform numbering. Why is there only '4' and all the others are letters?

Chambéry station signs for platforms B, C, D and E on the right, and A and 4 on the left. There are no other numbered platforms.

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· 29d

England v Argentina from the back of an Irish bar in a small French town is not how I thought I'd be watching but ok

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 26

weyyy

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 23

Hydration break!

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 23

Invading a country and blowing up the NATO alliance... for shrimp...

Tom Dans was appointed by Trump as the chair of the United States Arctic Research Commission in December. When I met him for lunch in Washington, earlier this year, he declined to speak further on the record, except to articulate a narrow, symbiotic vision for the future: “My view is that the United States could take all the seafood Greenland could produce, and cut out the middleman, and keep it from China—and you could bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster.”

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 18

I'm one of the dozens of people who doesn't live in the USA and looking up what this is has led me to discover that your president has nicknamed the boss of the military... after a chicken shop? And he's [a] gone along with this demeaning behaviour [b] not a colonel! Wild.

Screenshot of the Universal Studios Hollywood website showcasing 'raising cane's chicken fingers'

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 18

Air quality in Moscow is within normal limits, with concentrations of harmful substances below permissible limits, says MosEcoMonitoring. As oil and carbon rains from the sky. Sure thing, guys.

Moscow's Kapotnya oil refinery very much on fire due following the Ukrainian kinetic sanctions regime.

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 18

oh no, not another one

Russian ship MT Forwarder in the English Channel, being closely followed by the Royal Navy's HMS Tyne

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 18

Michael Caine glares at Michael Standing in The Italian Job, shortly after a much bigger explosion than expected

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 16

Madrid adding a technical section to their Formula 1 race where the drivers have to get out of the cars and jump

A screenshot of the Reuters website, of a building site which is the Madrid Formula 1 circuit, and the headline 'Spanish GP organisers say new Madrid track will be ready despite hurdles'

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 14

Luckily thanks to the way football grounds in this country all seem follow a ruleset, there are very few car parks to stand in drinking tins before the game (also how would everyone drive home)

Satellite image of Aston Villa's ground. It's a big stadium amongst loads of little houses by a railway line.

Satellite image of Hearts' ground. It's a big stadium amongst loads of little houses by several railway lines.

Satellite image of Crystal Palace's ground. It's a big stadium amongst loads of little houses by a railway line.

Satellite image of Dulwich Hamlet (the pride of south London)'s Champion Hill ground. It's a teeny weeny stadium amongst loads of little houses by a railway line.

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 11

Read The Journal's story about racists attacking medical workers in Belfast and thinking about this scene from KRANK, www.thejournal.ie/nurse-ulster...

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 10

ahahahahahahahahhaha what on earth is up with your delivery pricing robot @apnews.com

AP's estimated price to post the latest stylebook to me, economy shipping of $182 and 'worldwide saver' shipping at a mere $267

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 7

Very relatable that the country with the highest GDP per capita in the world also struggles with getting potholes fixed.

Some FIA lads and a street sweeping machine at the broken road on Turn 19 of the Monaco Grand Prix

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 7

Can do you one of these instead of a monkey

A small black and white cat sitting on a blanket inside a cardboard box 'house'

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· Jun 4

Why would you build roads to get stuff across that kind of terrain to begin with?

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· May 28

Saw this in the supermarket this morning and thought of you

A selection of Brewdog branded meat rubs and seasonings, including the 'Punk IPA BBQ Rub'

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· May 27

A picture of Pope Leo holding a baseball bat and smiling, with DELETE THIS A.I. SLOP overlaid

Paul Hardcastle@shitposts· May 24

once again the elderly sabotaging the young