SoftballInjuryRuinedLife
@shoegays
What if u were watching lizzie McGuire and she looked right at u and started screaming and never stopped. anyways i sell shirts and stickers at slopcorp.lol
this is what you look like believing internal metrics from Meta
gatorade bottles now come in a limited edition pre-piss-filled version
i designed a couple bumper stickers for my fav twitch streamers @gooffkings.bsky.social! you can buy them as part of a sticker pack for the next couple weeks at unfunnyfatfucks.com!
my best estimation of the grip the convenience store cashier uses on the drink i am trying to purchase and touch to my lips 4 seconds later
coming home and seeing eight cop cars in front of the neighbor's house
i woke myself up laughing this morning because this happened in my dream
(neil hamburger voice) WHAT did anthony kiedis of the red hot chili peppers buy after his band sold their music catalog for $300 million? [clears throat] .....heroin for him and his teenage girlfriend
telling every zoomer at this dumpy ass venue i saw mitski here
i thought these were the kentucky derby standings for a second
"even if your wife is just standing there telling you you're doing it wrong don't fling a panel of plywood at her"
video games these days really make you think deeply about mortality, time, etc