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SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· 18d

Just a gorgeous summer day in Northern California

Blue skies, trees, and a street down a hill, with a forested ridge in the background

A garden with a rose in the foreground, a fountain, and a large tree in the background, set against a clear blue sky

A four-way intersection in a neighborhood full of trees set against a clear blue sky. There are colorful flowers further down the street and a stop sign in the foreground

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· 18d

And look at this adorable little cabbage! 🥰

A tiny little adorable cabbage in the palm of my hand

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· 18d

My farmers market haul. Caprese everything this weekend. I might even make a peach caprese…is that a thing?

An assortment of produce from my local farmers market: tomatoes, basil, arugula, bell peppers, onions, garlic, peaches, and a tiny little cabbage

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· 18d

RIP to Lou Koller of Sick of it All. This was one of my favorite albums when I was 17/18. The guy had such a great voice, made you wanna fight, in a good way

Cover of Sick of it All’s 1999 album Call to Arms

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· 21d

Gift from the wife. She’s the best

The Royal Tenenbaums soundtrack LP cover. The family are posing in front of a pink background

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· 22d

“The culprit is somewhere in this circle, lurking like a coward” #kingofthehill #spatialanalysis #gischat

A map on which Hank Hill has drawn a 200 ft buffer around an electric vehicle

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Jul 14

A pizza box is the perfect serving surface for us antisocial types

A pizza box with 4 slices

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Jul 10

Go Beavs

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Jun 30

Joyce Manor - I Used to Go to this Bar

Cover art for Joyce Manor’s 2026 album I Used to Go to This Bar

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Jun 19

Ahhh refreshing

A can koozie that says AMERICA FUCK YEAH

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Jun 3

Drop something YELLOW

Cover of NOFX’s album Wolves in Wolves Clothing

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Jun 2

There is literally a ska album called Duck and Cover

Cover of Mad Caddies album Duck and Cover

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Jun 2

This fuckin rips

The cover of Western Addiction’s new album Psychadelic Munitions

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· May 31

Cramblin Dubet Advertising van with Sam and Tim’s portraits painted

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· May 28

Me texting my brother earlier 😂

A text message that reads “Not Morris Day and the motherfuckin Time” and the reply is “Nooooo”

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· May 26

Imagining a character from Butte County, CA name Biggs Gridley

A map screenshot of northern California. The towns of Biggs and Gridley in Butte County are circled

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· May 16

Sabres

A goathead Sabres zamboni toy

Rasmus Dahlin enjoying punching a fave

A sexy Alex Tuch watering the lettuce

Overhead shot of Sabres scoring a goal vs Boston

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· May 16

In line at the bakery. Beautiful morning in Grass Valley. Go Sabres

A morning Gold Country town scene. Old west buildings in the foreground with green trees rising in the back

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· May 7

Mac says “the Sabres are on a warpath directly to the Canes” and Charlie says “so it is 2006”

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Apr 30

Beautiful day at the ballpark. $8 tickets so I let my kid play hooky and surprised him for his birthday

A’s and Royals playing baseball in West Sacramento

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Apr 26

A Bruins player bleeds all over himself. The caption says bigger, stronger, more physical

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Apr 25

Go Sabres. Go Reds.

A Sabres jersey appears in the outfield bleachers at Great American Ballpark moments before the Reds hit a walkoff homerun

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Apr 19

Sabres

Alex Tuch hydrating his hair

#69 Maxim Afinogenov

Lindy Ruff in a hat

The Sabres bench pummeling a fan

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Apr 16

if ya see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses~

Me in a Sabres goathead tee shirt and hat, and glasses

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Apr 14

Look no further

A photo of the band Green Jello

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Apr 6

Black Flag tofu

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Apr 4

Me the last time the Sabres were in the playoffs

Me playing an acoustic bass at a live show, lots of blurry lights

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Mar 11

Timbers fans

A weirdo praying to jesus out of jealousy

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Mar 8

It’s beautiful 🥲

Eastern conference standings showing Buffalo leading the Atlantic division

SHPMAFIA@shpmafia· Mar 5

The gang, as Sabres, telling Parayko he’s missing out on an extraordinary adventure