PADAK (2012) You see this cute-ass kid's talking-fish movie poster? I am telling you now, this is 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗲𝗲 but with 2010s-era PS3 tie-in game level graphics. Humans are cast as elder gods capriciously choosing their next sacrifice. Wild swings. #cosmichorror 📽️

It's out of print but CTHULHU FHTAGN, BABY! is a very fun (and funny) collection of cosmic insolence. Never loses sight of the fact that if you've been reduced to cackling madness, you're still cackling, baby!

like are you kidding me right now? You went to all the trouble of making a big-budget #vtm knockoff and we get 180 seconds with the #toreador?

The audacity of NIGHT TEETH to reduce Sweeney and Fox to a three-minute cameo

my absolute favorite genre of cultural criticism is talking about America the way America talks about elsewhere

Did they at least have one of those BMWs with the front door that Urkel drove?

Not many people know this, but in 1961's THE PARENT TRAP, Joanna Barnes invented serving.

If you can find it, LEGEND OF THE SEVEN GOLDEN VAMPIRES It's a 1974 co-production between Hammer Films and the Shaw Brothers, and has Peter Cushing in a classic overdubbed Hong Kong Ballet kung fu movie, hunting vampires. These two frames are 12 minutes apart:

don't let anybody tell you this website doesn't have the juice

The New York Post writes about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social the way the Daily Bugle writes about @spider-man.bsky.social

Even in that era, this guy was an actual powerhouse with tournament results!

I remember this being a "good card" because it was a 4 power flier for four. Creatures have come so far.

WEIRDSVILLE (2007, dir. Allan Moyle)

Introduce yourself with four games (nobody said it had to be bideo james)

I've always pushed back on "IDIOCRACY timeline" posts because that movie is a foul Malthusian screed but damned if it does't hit pure sometimes

Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new:

PARADISE ROAD isn't the worst movie I've seen by a long-shot, but it is one of the most arduous things I've endured. shrecknet.substack.com/p/paradise-r...

suddenly remembered this amazing screencap by @pftompkins.bsky.social

I'm sorry but there's no way a retired fence has buyers lined up for that jewelry; everyone involved in this heist is ending up at the bottom of a harbor when they go to actually sell the thing.

They're bringing back the Pretty Hate Machine frapp

I painted dis

I'm sorry, the guy responsible for failing to successfully book Milli Vanilli for the Freedom Concert is who?!

reminder that droids have, if not souls, at least a sense of self and consciousness. And they are kept as slaves and servants, routinely having their memories wiped when it's inconvenient. Happy #Pride.

Me: (throwing open the hatch) YOU THERE BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT? Urchin: Why, it's "Jon Drinks Dog Cum" day, guv'na! Me: Then there's still time!