Lakeshore Drive Slut

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chicago bicycle supremacist she/her

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Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· 24d

i would also like to share some moons if thats ok with you all. they are actually the same moon on different days

terrible photo of the april 2024 solar eclipse over a roller coaster

stunning photo of the moon in a blue sky next to the top of a cool high rise

moon stuns behind a field at dusk between some trees

whole moon at night over the roosevelt elevated stop

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· 24d

crying soyjack: IF U WANT ANY BIKE INFRASTRUCTURE U HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME ONLINE AND GET A LICSENSE

based chad: I CAN'T WAIT TO RIDE THE NEW PROTECTED BIKE LANE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

made on imgflip.com

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· 25d

a second ex wife of the world's biggest piece of shit has described him being the world's biggest piece of shit

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· 25d

a lot of people (my cat) didn't want this to happen

a really cool double flower growing out of a maranta aka prayer plant that has some cat damage

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· 27d

i call this pasta salad

a bowl of 4 kinds of noodles including rotini, macaroni, a shell, and some lasagna

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· 27d

that's nice. what do you think about my cat

an adorable white and brown tabby cat under a blanket

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· 27d

he did it. i did help while he wasn't looking

a white paw sticking out from under a blanket

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· 28d

she ate the prayer plant flowers

a brown tabby cat is being bopped on the head with a leaf. two teefs are exposed. she is not sorry

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 13

smarti.pcc included a video showing his bike lacks a front brake

he shows us his dirty armpit for some reason

he is pointing to some very small bruises next to a bad tattoo

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 13

smarti.pcc

1/7

There's a video on the internet about me today.

The person rode up to me and pit maneuvered me into a ditch on purpose. He rode up to me telling me i threatened his gf, he had a red backpack on with a dog inside of it. He was on an electric divvy and i was on my track bike. I do not know these people and i was assaulted. The video is the end of the whole thing. I was pushed into a ditch going at speed around north Ave beach on lakeshore. My bike and i flipped after going into a deep truck tire track and i landed on my head. I was absolutely assaulted while riding my bike. My left arm is hurt and I landed on my head and my front wheel is possibly bent. The video is a short clip of the end of what happened.

I have so many threats against my life and a bunch of people disrespecting me and insulting me for hitting a kid. They were not children. Even in the video you can hear the lady threatening me to beat me up.

For all the strangers tagging me on the video and commenting on my posts, on my account, it shows a lot of what people think and do without the whole entire picture also without even asking me what happened. it further proves that it doesn't matter because people are going to judge me based on exactly what I look like especially my size and my tattoos.

I absolutely do not care who you are. If you're assaulting me while on the bike and then double down and threaten to hurt me further I will defend myself. I hope they learned their lesson. There are repercussions to assaulting strangers. Like everyone saying in the comments, yeah it could've been someone else you assaulted.

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 12

he was cooking up some deep thoughts around 4am chicago time

zenweb.bsky.social posting 2 nonsense comments

1st one replying to Damien Marie:

God is simply consciousness, and consciousness is an invisible holographic entity (holy ghost/spirit) that is only observed by a Being witnessing itself. Not only are we all created in our own image/imagination, but when you meet your maker you'll realise that it's none other than Thyself. Science,,

2nd post:

has never located the source of consciousness in the brain or body or anywhere else in the universe with their limited contraptions such as microscopes or telescopes, and they never will either. No mortal has ever fathomed how consciousness manifested because that is "God's little secret."

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 11

found this eagle meditating

adult bald eagle on a branch with its wings hanging out, as if it were hanging them to dry

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 10

lauren @NotABigJerk's classic tweet

"i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion" but i cleverly pasted "pics of people hauling shit on cargo bikes" over "getting yelled at"

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 9

hell yeah

a patch of summer prairie pollinator flowers with the perfect blend of orange, yellow, light purple, and pink

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 8

wow these letters are pretty good

Letter: Here's why we should ban cars and punish drivers

with a photo of Claudia Zuno and some friends cheering for a passing cyclist, holding a sign that says "horny 4 bikes"

genuine photo editing by yours truly, no AI

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 8

POV you are about to see some tremendous flowers but it's october so mostly goldenrod and stuff like that

google maps view courtesy of CoCo LoCo FloW of the lakeshore trail bike path approaching the part under the 35th st overpass, with some lovely yellow and white flowers on the left. pic is in october tho

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 7

wow

larry birch nextdoor post edited by my drawing tool on my phone to say "let's open the debacle known as the wells wentworth connector"

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 6

look at her new leaves. they look like garbage. IDK MAN

some avocado leaves that look like they were burnt or eaten or cursed by god

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 5

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 5

my view of the navy pier fireworks last night

the sky is completely opaque gray over the lake. dozens of disappointed people are leaving

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 3

he overstayed his welcome

squirrel taking a nap while spread waaaay out on a human chair

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 3

you could never be as much of a freak as the random people who find my posts and get mad when i mute them

Sam Ray @slipperyhero.bsky.social spamming me with posts, here are 3 of them:

Replied to Sam Ray: Funny you keep muting me in the thread after asking me a ?

Sam Ray @slipperyhero.bsky.social: Icymi, you ask for this by being a troll douche, but ya broke.

Sam Ray:
Your projection is comedy. I haven't laughed at a narcissist clown this hard in a while. I really appreciate your patheticness. [with a screenshot of my post, which said: please stop going on my page to make yourself mad and find a real friend in this world who cares about you]

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 3

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 2

he sleep

a squirrel is sleeping, circularly, in a medium sized white flower pot on my balcony

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 1

i saw mom or dad bring the baby a fish last sunday

very far away eagles nest with an adult sitting above it and a juvenile inside eating the fishy

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jul 1

when my roommate (bf) objects to me allowing a squirrel to make our balcony its home

tiktok lady "ek" crying about her roommate moving out, with subtitle: "because my roommate is being a fucking asshole"

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jun 30

it's hard to be mad. i bet it is so hard to be a squirrel on a hot day

squirrel has splooted out with its legs on a flower lot and arms on a balcony railing

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jun 29

she's enjoying the new spot too. it's next to my head, so she can annoy me and then lead me to the old spot to yell at me

brown tabby cat is nearly upside down seal-style while scratching the post on a worn gray cat tree by a window, clearly having the time of her life

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jun 28

i got some bad photos of the eagle baby before mom came back. it was making a lot of sad hungry eagle sounds

horrible photo where you can sort of make out a bald eagle fledgling in a tree

Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat· Jun 28

fish on the menu for everyone