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Shrillest Ceiling

@shrillceiling

Modern-day cryptid and half feral bastard woman. 1996 broodspawn. Burnt out she/it transbian. Streams here: DMs open if we're mutuals.

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Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· 7d

Am I really about to make a mono white deck?

Ekthi, Contaminator Priest (3)(W)
Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Cleric
Other Phyrexians you control get +1/+1.
Each Equipment you control has living weapon. (Whenever an Equipment you control enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach that Equipment to it.)
"Only through sacred infection can a vessel become pure."
3/3

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· 7d

Good to know I have a weakness for a very specific kind of really stupid commander

The Colossal Dreadmaw (4)(G)(G)
Legendary Creature - Dinosaur
Trample
You may cast creature cards from your hand as though they were the card Colossal Dreadmaw. (They become Colossal Dreadmaws.)
6/6

Maular, the Next Evolution (5)(G)(G)
Legendary Creature - Dinosaur Mutant
Rulebreaker - A deck with this commander can have creature cards with mana value 7 or greater of any color identity and any basic land cards.
Whenever a creature you control with mana value 7 or greater attacks, double its power and toughness until end of turn.
"An unnatural ruler for the natural world."
10/10

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· 9d

Then explain these

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· 10d

You think this is a joke!?!

A pencil sketch of a quadrupedal arthropod with a fuzzy carapace, four grasping limbs, large eyes, six facial antennae, and a grub-like abdomen ending in four quills

A pencil sketch of an eight-eyed furred quadruped with pointed ears, a split jaw, theropod-like hind limbs, long straight tail, and large arms folded over its back

A pencil sketch of a pentapodal radially symmetrical animal with eyes and whiskers under its limbs, and ribbed body topped with more eyes and whiskers, as well as a set of fins

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· 19d

Hey

A mirror selfie of a brunette trans woman in jean shorts and blue striped tank top, wearing too many necklaces and a collar

The same, but the angle's different

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jul 6

Never showed off this outfit

A brunette trans woman wearing a black and white floral button up shirt, under a black and gold harness, under a tropical floral button up shirt, along with aviator shades, collar, and denim shorts

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jul 6

I'm gonna be so sore this week

Squidward from SpongeBob being crushed by a contraption with text over it reading "they are going to do this to me at work right now "

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jun 26

It's just humid enough to make my hair all dumb

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jun 21

Don't ask me to explain, cause I really can't

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jun 21

How pale?

The horse from. The "how hungry?" meme

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jun 20

My girlfriend does her best work high

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jun 19

Small price for chip man

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jun 19

Hey

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jun 19

New horrendous talent unlocked

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jun 8

Not pictured, me getting distracted by my own boobs... again

Brown haired trans woman wearing a pink tank top, denim vest, and high-waisted shorts

The same but a different pose

Yet another pose

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jun 7

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Jun 3

Thank you for the unsettling calendar notification

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· May 23

I'm almost certain he has the same consistency as a stress ball.

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· May 23

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· May 22

It's a damn shame yellow's not my color.

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· May 15

I need to wear this outfit more often.

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· May 14

Can't believe this thing is 30 now.

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· May 13

Went for a nice hike yesterday.

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· May 11

My girlfriend has promoted me to hatstand.

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Apr 24

It's that time again.

A mirror selfie of a trans woman (it's me) wearing aviator shades, a floral t-shirt, floral cropped button-up, and high-waisted cutoff jeans.

The same from a different angle.

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Apr 18

Been a while and the shit camera inspired me.

Mirror selfie of a trans woman (me) in a collar, green jacket, grey bra, and blue jeans.

The same but a different angle and pose.

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Apr 17

Having to use an old backup phone rn, and I love how shit the camera is.

A selfie of a trans woman (me) wearing glasses, a collar, two necklaces, a red top, and a black jacket.

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Apr 17

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Apr 13

Time to celebrate my favorite trash again.

Shrillest Ceiling@shrillceiling· Apr 10

Shit, snapbacks might actually look good on me.