Shrimp and Crits

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Your Favorite Southern Fried Actual Play Comedy TTRPG Podcast. Releasing Bi-weekly on Mondays! 🍤 Season 2: Dania | Ironsworn Season 1: Gullacochica! | Monster of the Week

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Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· 13d

Things got a little too grooooovy and I forgot to post the episode on time!🕺🪩 Listen Now! E8 - Scorched Earth The past weighs heavy as The Emissaries fall to ambush in the depths of an abandoned train depot. Kismet swings for the fences. Pug plays with fire. The Priestess holds the darkness at bay.

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Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· 25d

Ep. 52 "The Brandymilk" is out now! The Skywaymen take the first steps on their journey to arrive in Avanta before the eclipse. Cel honors the plains, Gree confronts the strangeness of the Shadow, and Cord finds new ways to drink milk! 🥛 Join us for FREE tonight in the Discord! 7:00pm Eastern! 🐿️⚔️🐃

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Jul 6

Ep. 51 "The Stones" is out now! After a journey through the Shadow, the Skywaymen make good on their promise to liberate the Red Keep. Join us for FREE tonight in the Discord for the live listen! 7pm Eastern 🐿️⚔️🐃

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Jun 22

Can't believe its been FIFTY episodes but, Episode 50 of Season 2: "Dania" is out NOW After an otherworldly meeting in the Star Tower, the Skywaymen make peace with the guardians of Labyrinth before hitting the road to Avanta. Join us for FREE tonight in the Discord for the live listen! 🐿️⚔️🐃

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Jun 22

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula 🦇

Blue Blood the vampire. He wears a hockey mask with fangs over his face. Has short-mid length brown hair. Wearing a semi-military inspired jacket and holding a sword. His hands are sharp, bloated, and grey-purple.

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Jun 15

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY @maudlingames.com!!! Our ride or die GM with the mostest. We can't thank you enough for sharing your amazing stories and music with us, as well as your often horrendous dad-jokes. Share the love and say Happy Birthday to Ian today! 🎂🎈

Ian sitting with a book in hand. His shirt has polyhedral dice on it and his hat says "blow up your tv"

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Jun 8

Episode 49 "The Tower" is out now! Celeste fulfills his original vow as he finally guides his caravan to the Star Tower. The gods anoint their hopeful heroes and the song of the Skywaymen, and their great destiny, rise into the heavens above. Listen with us! Tonight at 7pm Eastern on Discord

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· May 25

Today's new episode will be up shortly! While you wait, here's a clip! The Skywaymen take directions VERY seriously.

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· May 25

Hey everyone! Heads up that today’s episode will be out this afternoon. I got called into work tonight which is when I was gonna get everything all squared away. I was gonna burn the midnight oil and get it out, but it’s just not gonna happen! Hope everyone is having a nice holiday weekend. ❤️ -Ian

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Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· May 11

Episode 47 "The Crooning" is out now! Before taking their first steps into the cave under Roc Rock, Cel and Cord regroup and rally the Bisonite Caravan. Gree opens up to his brother while fighting his way through a forest of his own making. Join us tonight at 7pm Eastern for the Live Listen Party!

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Apr 27

Sound on 🔊 Episode 46 "The Wheelbarrow" is out now! The Skywaymen each face their own darkness before their paths converge again. Join us tonight at 7pm Eastern for the Live Listen Party!

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Apr 18

Pug gets hit by some mind altering substances in the middle of a score and realizes everyone looks beautiful deep in the Mirror House. You don't want to miss this #Blades68 series and now is THE BEST time to catch up on ECHO Chamber! 🐶👽💣

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Apr 13

Y'ALL! 🎉🦐 Thank you all SO MUCH for listening to Shrimp and Crits! From the sunny coast of Gullacochica! to the sky cities of Dania we are overjoyed to share this milestone! We wouldn't be anywhere without the listeners and we can't thank y'all enough! Here's to all the stories still to come!🧡

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Apr 13

Sound on 🔊 Episode 45 "The Brawler" is out now! 🐃 Celeste sees red as he battles his way out of the grasp of the Red Keep. Along the way he sets fires with new friends and gets burned by old flames. Join us tonight at 7pm Eastern for the Live Listen Party!

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Apr 7

You've heard Gree's episode, and now Cord's episode... What do you think will happen next week during Cel's episode? 🌠🐃

a big handsome bison man with a loose white shirt and a skull bolo tie. The background is a dark forest, starry sky, and full moon behind clouds. -Art by Davin Gerber

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Apr 6

Sound on 🔊 Episode 44 "The Builder" is out now! Cordelia Bamberbrush Craftmason Hankercott takes to the skies on Sweet Little Tootsie and finds herself grappling with self identity, tradition, and the force of Gravity. Join us tonight at 7pm Eastern for the Live Listen Party!

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Mar 30

We did the unthinkable, the party is SPLIT! Listen to Ep. 43 "The Bugbear" now to see how Gree handles adventuring all on his own! ⚔️🐛🐻⚔️ Live listen at 7pm Eastern!

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Mar 30

Happy Birthday to the wonderful, kind, and immensely talented @jesssparksnotes.bsky.social 🎉⚡🎂 From W.A.H.O to Riptide, and everything in-between, Jess is an amazing co-host and collaborator. Check out her bio on shrimpandcrits.com

Jess in a strappy witchy cowboy outfit in front of the mirror

Jess as Dr.Crick in Riptide. A dramatic b&w pic with stormy seas in the background

Cap, Jess, and Ian flipping waffles and being goofs

Jess sitting at a table with the ocean behind her.

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Mar 30

Sound On 🔊 Episode 43 "The Bugbear" is out now! 🐛🐻 This week we find Gree following the Hankercotts until he finds himself skulking through the Shadow and coming face to face with the nature of his purpose. Join us at 7pm in the discord for the Live Listening Party!

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Mar 22

🦐🚨Announcement🚨🦐 HELLO SHRIMPFANS, The next three episodes are something a little different and we want to be able to release them weekly. In order to do that we are going to delay Monday’s episode until the 30th. We apologize, but it will all make sense once you hear them. Thanks everybody!

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Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Mar 9

QTP with women ❤️‍🔥 Happy Women's Day!! ⚔️💫 just pretend we also hit post yesterday

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An older woman and a femme vampire holding each other and kissing. Art by Melina Caron

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Mar 9

Episode 42 "The Flight" Is out now! Things go from dangerous to extreme as the Skywaymen uncover more secrets of the Red Keep and what lies within its walls. Join us tonight at 7pm Eastern for the LIVE LISTEN shrimpandcrits.carrd.co

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Feb 23

I promise, we're a serious podcast... sometimes 🤼 Episode 41 "The Reunion" is out now! Join us tonight at 7pm Eastern for the Live Listen party Join here! ⬇️ discord.gg/qCHktpeTDG

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Feb 21

It’s Saturday Shrimps! Season One, Episode One starting right now! 🍤 Join the live listen here! ⬇️ discord.gg/qCHktpeTDG

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Feb 21

How do you all unwind after the job is done? It's almost time for even more #Blades68! Catch up on ECHO Chamber now before Episode 3 drops on March 1st! 🎣🎤👩‍⚕️💨🧺🖌️♟️😭 patreon.com/unexploredcast patreon.com/monsterhour patreon.com/shrimpandcrits patreon.com/badheroes

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Feb 14

TODAY! 💞 1:00 PM Eastern Join @maudlingames.com in the Shrimp and Crits Discord for Saturday Shrimps re-runs! 📺 Starting off with Cupid's Covert Cuties! Live Listens are always free and available to all! Join Here! ⬇️ discord.gg/qCHktpeTDG ❤️‍🔥 Art by Davin Gerber ❤️‍🔥

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Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Feb 11

Post a mage? - Art by Davin Gerber

Ari Green and his wisp companion Ignis. Ari is wearing a green leisure suit and leaning back on a high-top table with a sunset swampy scene behind them. Art by Davin Gerber

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Feb 10

YOU CAN GET "YIELD" BY @ladystroud.bsky.social NOW! How much do your words cost? How much do they weigh? Did you think before you tossed Your fickle fate to a fickle fae?

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Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Feb 9

IN TWO HOURS ⏰ Join us for the live listen of today's new episode! S2 E40 "The Infiltration"

Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits· Feb 9

Time Flies! The 40th episode of Season 2 is out now!🦬🐿️⚔️ Listen to "The Infiltration" now or join us for the LIVE LISTEN tonight at 7pm Eastern. The Skywaymen make camp and take a good long look at the Red Keep before carefully executing their well thought out plan. Haircuts not included.