Siam Poodle

@siampoodle

36. He/Him. Furry. Video Games. World wanderer. (Furry) Streamer Enthusiast. English/French OK. Will post furry NSFW. No RP. Media Corpos Bad. Discord: SiamPoodle Nintendo: SW-7326-8339-3305

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Siam Poodle@siampoodle· 6d

It is law, it's obligation. Outpace every imitation. It is law, it's Mother Nature. You are danger. Keep all failure in the basement. Must stay ready for replacement. Don't make mistakes in this world. Because it's bury or dieeeeeee. BURY OR DIE! #Endacopia

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· 6d

This summer has forced my hand to make home made honey lemonade and it's so freaking good. 2 part lemon juice (that you can put in an ice tray to freeze instead of keeping it in a rotting fruit), 1 part honey, 6 part water/sparkling water. Literally easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Apr 13

grid meme 2026 grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Apr 11

Literally the Disney Princess company shitting on their own lawn

Screenshot of Wikipedia's article on the list of highest grossing media franchises, specifically the $20-$40 Billion range which lists Star Wars, Disney Princess, Anpanman, Barbie, and the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) in that order

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Jan 21

Highguard, the supposedly hero shooter, is coming out in 5 days and this is the wiki page of the "heroes". This game is coming out in 5 days. This HERO SHOOTER that has you play HEROES who, allegedly, have names, is coming out in 5 days.

Screenshot of https://highguard.fandom.com/wiki/Warden with a section titled "List of wardens" detailing all information currently available for the supposedly playable wardens as of 21/01/2026. Notably, none of the heroes are named, and there are only 7 screenshots simply captioned with descriptions of the warden's clothing, action, and equipment e.g. "A warden seen wielding electric javelins and a throwing axe", "A possible warden wielding a scoped rifle"

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Jan 19

Vanilla coloured dog with vanilla coloured dog results.

Results of the Furry Yiff Personality Quiz found on https://www.yiffpersonality.com/ . Result:

You Are a Loveable Dog

You're just an innocent little doggo. Sex might not really be your speed, but that's okay, 'cause you're a good boy/girl.

Dominance (40%)
Lust (30%)
Masculinity (50%)
Kink (25%)

Art of a cute dog furry by Floofy

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Oct 21

There's too many to count but if I had to choose one then Endless Space 2 always gives me shivers to this day. Honorable mentions: Pyre The Splatoon games Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate Cyberpunk 2077 Witcher 3 Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment

Wallpaper for Endless Space 2, featuring the Vodyani Isyander

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Oct 21

Screenshot meme of the Simpsons with the caption "SAY THE LINE BART"

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Sep 15

I mean, it's been proven (at least with a tiger)

Shocked tiger meme image with the caption "He realized he not built for this (skull emoji)"

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Aug 21

And so begins the huge ass queue under the eyes of Blizzard and cloudy skies.

Photograph of Convention Hall 10 and a poster for World of Warcraft's upcoming expansion: Midnight.

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Aug 20

Staying at the Ruby Ella btw. If you are somehow also here and want to talk to some weirdo gamer poodle, look for the Asian guy in his signature* brown flat cap.

Photograph of entrance to the Ruby Ella hotel in Cologne.

Photograph of a neon sign that says "Lean Luxury" at the lobby/bar of the Ruby Ella Hotel.

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Aug 20

Botos

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Jun 11

Post a female character you love feat. Queen Meve from the Witcher Series (play Thronebreaker).

Illustration of Queen Meve of the Witcher series by Anna Podedworna for the Gwent card game.

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Jun 10

Comic panel from Invincible with Omniman's famous "I think I miss my wife" dialogue, but the text has been edited to say "I think I hate episodic releases"

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Jun 3

Shout out to Monster Train 2 for breaking the stereotype of support heroes being selfless, altruistic maidens by casting one as a fat, lazy dragon boss who's idea of support is letting everyone else do her work for her while she exploits compound interest.

Screenshot of dialogue in Monster Train 2 of Lady Gilda, a portly dragon sitting on piles of gold saying "Enough! Give me my money with interest by the time the coven faeries start their Moon Song or I will have to follow the RULE OF FHYRA NUMBER 226" to her husband, another dragon.

Follow up screenshot of dialogue in Monster Train 2 of Lady Gilda saying "NEVER SHARE A CAVE WITH A POOR DRAGON!" to her husband, another dragon.

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· May 28

For those who come after #ClairObscurExpedition33

Screenshot of the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Steam Library page with 119.3 hours of play time and full achievement progress (55/55). Last played on day of screenshot and Cloud Status is up to date.

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Feb 28

This is all correct, except for the fact that the guy in the middle is sad for some stupid reason. They should have a demented smile on his face.

Zodiac meme from astrhology from Facebook for Capricorn. The image has a sad stick figure holding a frozen coffee in a plastic container. There are 6 text messages around the stick figure. From top left going clockwise, they are: "has a lenghy list of shows to watch", "very sweet but hates showing it to someone first", "severely afraid of rejection", " "i [sic] just need to get through this week" every week", "hates the concept of time", and "big caffeine consumer"

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Jan 13

me when the post is really good but the QRT is also really good

Screenshot of the referee from Punch Out choosing the victor during a victory by decision

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Dec 8

Screenshot edit of Monkey Island. The original line of "Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game" is edited with red text to be "Never dedicate more than 80 GB for a computer game".

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Dec 4

I am forced to update my meme

James Franco “First Time?” meme but with the Thailand flag superimposed on the actor's head and "Zero-th" captioned over "First"

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Dec 3

James Franco “First Time?” meme but with the Thailand flag superimposed on the actor's head.

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Nov 25

These are the options. I am wary of going into "other" as I do not know if mods are on my side for such matters

List of options when reporting a user, including "Misleading Account", "Frequently Posts Unwanted Content", "Name or Description Violates Community Standards", and "Other"

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Nov 19

I'll have a go

for every like, i will post one video game song i love <3

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Nov 5

We did it, Monsieur Guillemot! We saved the company!

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Nov 5

Dog Bingo Template

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Nov 5

Dog Bingo CERTIFIED

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Oct 23

Here I am again #PGW #PGW2024 #ParisGamesWeek #ParisGamesWeek2024

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Oct 22

Anyone else going to Paris Games Week? D'autres qui vient au Paris Games Week ? #PGW #PGW2024 #ParisGamesWeek #ParisGamesWeek2024

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Oct 22

XCOM meets Cyberpunk. An excellent RPG experience with solid writing all the way. Choice and consequences meets tactical gameplay and a wonderful library of mods allows for so many experiences with a great engine. Sequel did some things better and worse, but this one I can recommend effortlessly.

Shadowrun Dragonfall - Director's Cut- Title Art

Siam Poodle@siampoodle· Oct 21

The best Supergiant Game by far for people with taste. An insane mix of a sports game with a visual novel that somehow manages to take the best of both worlds. An excellently told video game story with truly meaningful choices with an incredibly well established cast of characters.