Guildencrantz

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Platform Engineer trying to prevent Software Engineers from inflicting themselves on others. LEGO. Coffee. Huffing filament fumes. Roll Wave! Up the Pids!

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Guildencrantz@sigh· 1d

Too many front legs to be a Tuna. This is a Tuna.

Petunia, normally known as Tuna, a tripod Samoyed zonked out mostly in her bed.

Guildencrantz@sigh· 12d

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: an armless Black Knight is kicking King Arthur, who's got his sword down and is yelling at the insane knight who's about to go down to one limb.

Guildencrantz@sigh· Jul 4

Getting ready for a little other other football. Rugby Nations Cup

Dick's Sporting Good's Park setup for rugby. Tonga and Zimbabwe Are warming up.

Guildencrantz@sigh· Jun 20

Pretty sure my partner would go with "insufferable", but potato potato.

Guildencrantz@sigh· Jun 19

Gotta say my greatest sports watching experience was Belgium and Argentina in the 2014 World Cup quarter finals from the streets of Brussels. But watching the USMNT in Skyline park wasn't bad.

Graying white dude in a blue Colorado Rapids cap and a 2026 (black) Rapids (Herrington) jersey with spectators watching the USMNT shutout Oz in the background.

Guildencrantz@sigh· Jun 5

NYT just slapping the crochet community in the face.

NYT Spelling Bee saying that "Frogging" is not in their word list.

Guildencrantz@sigh· May 22

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

Guildencrantz@sigh· May 21

Google ngram viewer showing "affordability" in wide enough usage to trigger by 1866. Even Trump wasn't born yet.

Guildencrantz@sigh· May 8

The average American has three friends.

Larry, his brother Darryl, and his other brother Darryl.

Guildencrantz@sigh· May 8

Petunia spent yesterday being a shop dog. Which is kind of like taking a dust bath.

A Samoyed laying on a bed in a garage next to several panels of plywood and a shopvac. She's looking out the open garage door.

Guildencrantz@sigh· May 5

FBI

WARNING

Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs.

Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

Guildencrantz@sigh· Apr 25

The second photo I have of Jayne, and one of the last photos I have of Molly. He loved her very much. When she passed he became much less independent and was glued to me.

Jayne, still snuggling up on Molly her last day, while she's in an oxygen crate and he's not.

Guildencrantz@sigh· Apr 25

The bunny.

A haggard, once purple, dog toy bunny. Jayne didn't chew this bunny, he carried it around. It was his friend. In the end he couldn't move well but bunny was in a crate he spent his nights in, placed there by his own mouth.

Guildencrantz@sigh· Apr 25

He was 18 but it was still too soon. His heart just couldn't take the excitement any more.

Jayne. A significantly whitened by age tan Chihuahua wearing a bow tie. Waiting for his treat.

Guildencrantz@sigh· Apr 18

Dignified, not really. Can you see the connection me now have? Totes. #COLvMIA

Guildencrantz@sigh· Apr 15

Rapids out here messing with me (somebody didn't update the template). I had to double check that a call up tonight is only good for four days, so doesn't include Saturday.