Simcha Fisher
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I marked this board so I would remember where it goes, and this bee was like, oh ok
Missed opportunity of the century: They did not call these “Flopsicles.”
Ah but life is fleeting, like the shadow of a daisy on a young duck’s butt
My dog looks like he’s just released his debut volume of sensitive yet searing poems
A very pleasant afternoon listening to Baroque music, hearing the rain fall, thinking about the Mandalorian, making some cheese. This is the whey.
When they sang O Salutaris Hostia and got to “Qui vitam sine termino, Nobis donet in patria,” I cried. I think I’m gonna sing that instead of the National Anthem from now on
I measured twice and cut four times, but more importantly, I PUT THE TOOLS AWAY WHEN I WAS DONE
If someone wants to make a quick buck, these hats do not yet appear to be for sale anywhere
I’m still not reeeeally a dog person, but Sonny is quite a good dog
My daughter works at a bakery and brought pastries over. Nobody else wanted the spicy tomato olive saffron danishes, so I had to eat both
This is cute, right? Someone tell me this is cute. It’s the only one that didn’t crack
I put mealworms in the bird feeder and now they’re signing up for the Tour de France
I’m a little late with this joke, but I’m sure it will become relevant again. Then irrelevant. Then relevant. And so on
When your Catholic literary brain immediately registers this as part of a sweeping trilogy set in medieval Norway
Two meals with Passover leftovers this week: Lamb gyros with homemade pita, and banh mi with chopped liver. I am MONSTROUSLY pleased with myself.
I asked what kind of cake she wanted for her birthday, and she said to surprise her, so. I think this is gonna be the Swayziest birthday of them all
I made some Batman earrings for my daughter. They are carved from a Jenga block. They kind of look like they were made by a gorilla wearing mittens BUT I did not think about The Bad Things for long stretches of time while working on them