Simon Little 🍁

@simonplittle

East Vancouver caricature, cat dad, Canucks/Goldeneyes fan and avid walker. CRJ enthusiast. I write the little news articles you read on your little phone.

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Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· 27d

Granville street still bumping even with FIFA gone

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· 27d

Happy guy sad guy bus meme sad guy: Argentina advances. Happy guy: England eliminated

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· 27d

pausa de hidratación

Two floofy cats drinking from the faucet in a bathtub

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· 27d

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· 28d

This is not English

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· 28d

Rfk shirtless and in jeans using a workout machine in a sauna while kid Rock does pushups in the background.

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· 28d

Here we go again

A truth social post by trump, posted today, showing a map with the US flag on Canada, Greenland, Cuba and Venezuela

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 12

Tweet posted Jan. 6, 2025:

@LindseyGrahamSC
My only thought today as the states’ electoral votes were listed off: they skipped Canada.

We’ll fix that next time!

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 12

US Health Secretary RFK Jr swims in creek that flows with sewage and bacteria

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 12

Hmmm

In May, community members rallied around the elderly cat after someone filed a complaint against Nutmeg with CVS’ corporate offices. Residents circulated a petition in support of their furry friend and sent messages to the pharmacy chain’s customer-service team online.

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 11

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 11

When you buy an ebook only to learn Amazon has discontinued service to your perfectly fine 15 year old kindle

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 10

Front-facing horse (it's from the horse's perspective)

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 10

Coming up - a new trend that's sweeping the nation: wasting food!

Simpsons scene, a guy dumping a cooked turkey in the trash

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 10

Every reporter in Canada to the RCMP:

John Oliver on General Hospital saying 'that ain't gawna happen'

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 9

That's good, right? Oh.

Some young activists, though, articulated a political vision that goes far beyond any Trump-campaign pledge. For them, the future of American conservatism should be rooted in a patriarchal version of Christianity and an unapologetic ethnonationalism.

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 9

So hey, by the way, if any of you are relying on chatGPT for literally anything, you really should not be doing that.

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 8

What Teddy thinks Bob Belcher's name is

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 7

#BREAKING News 1130 and Sportsnet 650 are no more. Rogers is shutting down six radio stations in 4 markets.

Hi Simon,

Here is a statement from Rogers Sports & Media:

“After a thorough review of our radio stations across the country, we have made the difficult but necessary decision to close Sportsnet 650 and News 1130 in Vancouver. We are grateful to our listeners and to our team for their contributions to the local community.”

And here are a few facts for reporting:

This is one of six radio stations in four markets closing due to declining audience and revenue trends. Others are news and sports stations in Calgary and news stations in Halifax and Kitchener.
We continue to own and operate 44 radio stations in nearly 30 communities across the country and to invest in local news in the impacted markets.
Sportsnet will move the radio production of Canucks games to another Rogers Sports & Media owned station in the market. More details to come.

Let me know if any Qs.

Thanks,

Jason

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 7

Imagine saying "The United States’ soft power now relies less on USAID than on Applebee’s" with a straight face

Something else has happened over the past four weeks of this tournament: People from around the world came to our shores and fell in love with our country. The United States’ international standing has been badly damaged in the Trump era—alliances have been strained, bombs have been dropped, foreign aid has been cut—yet waves of foreign visitors have been moved by what they have found. There have been exceptions, and some of the good vibes are surely online fabrications, but for many, the geopolitical tensions have been temporarily set aside. Thousands of Norwegians marveled at the lights of Times Square. Algerians were delighted by the warm welcome they received in Lawrence, Kansas. The Scots drank Boston out of beer. A supposed German tourist went viral for a chain-restaurant tour of the South. The America on display was the land of plenty: full supermarkets, air-conditioning that actually works in a heat wave, endless appetizers and breadsticks. The United States’ soft power now relies less on USAID than on Applebee’s.

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 7

The face she makes when you go out of town for 4 days and then spend the whole day at work when you're back

A floofy cream and grey cat with blue eyes reclining on a couch and staring reproachfully at me

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 6

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 5

Camping treats are happening #LittleKitchen

A skillet surface with a flour tortilla with Nutella, peanut butter, smarties and a melted kitkat on there. Will soon be a candy quesadilla

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 4

The ham

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 4

Go Canada (from the Naramata Pub and Grill)

Country pub with a tv showing Canada Day

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 4

🍇🍷☀️🥵

Run route tracked. Haha turns out wine country is very hilly

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 3

The Okanagan is pretty good

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 3

Like a Dutch painting

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 2

North Bay is in Northern Ontario. I don't make the rules.

Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle· Jul 2

It's working