Simon Templar (@simonsez40) · DIRTY

Simon Templar

@simonsez40

Horse lover, rhythm gamer, pinballer, AEW fan

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Simon Templar@simonsez40· Jul 13

Nosferatu

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Simon Templar@simonsez40· Feb 27

Wrestlers and anime characters you think would get along 🤼‍♀️ He’s basically Juice with a hat

Toni Storm

Monkey D. Luffey

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Feb 21

Just say “Your guess is as good as ours”

Snowfall forecast in which everything from “less than 3 inches” to “greater than 14 inches” has basically been assigned the same probability.

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Simon Templar@simonsez40· Aug 1

“This is some bullshit” GIF from Resident Alien show.

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Jun 24

He’ll be happy to know I couldn’t give a shit.

Headline from People: “aaron rodgers says it’s embarrassing people want to know more about his wife”

Simon Templar@simonsez40· May 9

This framing is pretty crazy. It’s like describing “Jaws” as a movie about a guy who tries to organize a boycott of beaches during the 4th of July weekend.

Newspaper headline saying that blue jay fans are boycotting seattle games, while the article describes that current u.s. policies have resulted in tourists being afraid to come here.

Simon Templar@simonsez40· May 2

Simba, puumba and timon

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Apr 28

AI has weighed in on the gorilla debate.

Screenshot of AI hypothesizing that once you reach 300 men, they would beat the gorilla.

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Mar 22

Clockwork Orange “eyeballs” scene

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Feb 14

Ah yes, Vince McMahon, famous champion of women and their career aspirations 🙄

Headline from Fightful in which Sam Irvin expresses the delusional belief that Vince McMahon would have granted her wish to expand her role beyond ring announcing.

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Jan 28

This is the scene in L.A. right now…

Screenshot from Fury Road when Immortan Joe turns on the water

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Nov 22

I’ve heard of a minotaur lawyer, but a dog lawyer is just ridiculous #AEW

Screenshot of “Frank Mortos, Attorney at Rawr” from AEW

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Nov 10

Rocky 4 meme, “If he dies, he dies”

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Oct 27

Side effects are worse than we thought…

Clip from movie The Running Man, in which Richard Dawson’s character asks, “What’s the matter, steroids make you deaf?”

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Oct 5

Quote from the Book of Pete, “Why are ye fearful, o ye of little faith”

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Sep 27

Michael Jordan crying

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Sep 18

And yeah, I called it 😂

Half-life 2 is in my Steam library

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Sep 18

I had no idea I’d come this close to a magical number 😳

I was the 1,111,414th person to join bsky

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Sep 13

We have precedents 😂

Wagering board at Mirage Casino posting odds on “who shot Mr. Burns?” on The Simpsons.

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Sep 5

Screen shot from Rocky III in which Clubber Lang says his prediction for the upcoming fight is “pain”

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Aug 23

“Please give us the missing ITG content” “Ok, here’s DJ Party”

Kid opening a Christmas gift and suffering a crushing disappointment.

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Jul 23

Noted, but you and merriam-webster need to sit down and have a talk 😂

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Jun 13

There goes the Ricochet money 😂 #AEW

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Mar 23

Get me Rex Kramer!

News article showing path of plane diverted due to incapacitated pilot.

Screenshot from movie “Airplane!” where Elaine is trying to find a passenger to fly the plane.

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Mar 9

Bitching about how “fake” the actor’s moustache looked, tells me you didn’t even bother to look at a photo from the actual trial.

Simon Templar@simonsez40· Mar 5

The first thing my eyes saw were “Tommy Dreamer WWE HOF” and it temporarily broke my brain.