Simon Shapiro
@simonshapiro
AREA MAN LEARNS OF HORRORS, SCREAMS INTO VOID He/Him Portlandia, EEUU
Duck tape is not to be confused with duct tape, but it has its moments.
Every time I eat gravlax in this economy i think about soilent green and those $400 strawberries.
Those of you who don't live in Portlandia are probably going to hear some things about us in the news soon, as the president tries to make an example out of us. Please remember that a Riot is what happens when the Red Sox win, what we're about to see here is Fascism.
Somber mood on the dog walk - I thought there was an emergency at the church at first... just a whole lot of respect for a passed peer.
CSI: North Portlandia. Pretty sure we've been tracking coyote all morning, but a 12 pound black panther was found on the scene. I think these things used to be a mourning dove.
This is Tess. She's inside because it's too hot outside. Her hobbies include: asking for more, demanding more, and being under feet.
Well, to be honest, this engine having massive widespread failures, WAS on my bingo card.