Jess Hides and Reads

@simply-whimsy

🇲🇽 📚 ⚜️ She/her Teacher, crafter, and Ted Cruz bully. Life managed by Fig.

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Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· 28d

rough night in the group chat also I got a root canal today and they used a laser?? idk

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Jun 25

Home!

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Jun 12

26 hours after I was supposed to arrive, I finally made it to Oaxaca City 🥰🥰🥰

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Jun 10

Pretending I’m Beyoncé getting on this private jet instead of just a v small commercial plane 😂

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Jun 10

It’s my birthday and I’m heading to Mexico for two weeks and I swear fig was trying to guilt the shit out of me this morning 🫠🫠 didn’t want to leave the bed, my lap, or my face all morning

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Jun 2

Spamalot with the brother! 🥰

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· May 29

cried the whole time lol beautiful

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· May 25

Fig is NOT amused by the rain

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· May 16

when your graduation is also on voting day lol

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· May 9

you ever just be so sick of yourself

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Apr 26

any ideas what this is outside my door lol

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Apr 22

It’s that time of year!

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Apr 20

Baby brother’s first fqf and mango freeze yesterday 😱

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Apr 18

kfc bao and bulgogi fries from bao mi

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Apr 17

festin

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Apr 15

first time at the saenger??? and I’ve lived here almost 13 years?????

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Apr 12

tried to get some grad pics with fig lol

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Apr 6

took a while to get myself back together…meanwhile fig doesn’t give a damn

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Apr 6

😭😭😭

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Apr 2

also I was doing some reading for a research assignment and came across this. teaching is cool humans learning are cool

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Apr 2

mi salchicha 🥰🌭

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Mar 29

when fig and I came back from a walk the other day, grits made sure to yell at us from the roof 🙃 anyway sorry for the cat spam

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Mar 29

She really thinks she’s Batman or something

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Mar 29

This week’s nail haul

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Mar 28

one of those top tier food spring weather nola days

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Mar 25

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Mar 19

I can’t make it to this fun event at Baldwin today because I have class, but yall should come by! Fundraiser for our arts programs 💜💜💜

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Mar 19

It’s the best time of year in Phoenix. I love when the palo verdes start blooming and it’s like a rug of little gold flowers everywhere. My mom sent me my first picture of the year 💛

Jess Hides and Reads@simply-whimsy· Mar 18

got to dress up as a leprechaun, deliver green milk and Lucky charms, prank kids, and get fussed at in full costume by a neighbor in the parent pick up line 🍀☘️ couldn’t get me to work anywhere but an elementary school en seriooooo