simba, spock's hairdresser 💕

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queer. disabled. auDHD. 30+. they/them. MDNI🔞/genAI hater aspiring writer/resident cryptid. ask me about my ocs. ✨💕 my sweetheart: @spaceaqueerious.bsky.social 💕✨ read the carrd! ao3:

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simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· May 18

YESSSSS it is miiiiine

a picture of the cover of the book Lord of Mysteries: The Clown, part III

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· May 17

yessss

the "let's take ibuprofen together" meme but the text is edited to "let's get onion rings together"

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· May 16

type "my character" on pinterest and the first four are your new assigned kins two out of four being creatures is funny af to me ngl

salem from the old school live action sabrina show

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· May 15

these gays

a picture of the ToS star trek enterprise crew: spock, uhura, kirk, bones, scotty, and chekov

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· May 15

type "me core" on pinterest and see what you get

a rather cursed picture of daniel radcliff in a robe, giant dinosaur foot slippers, and holding two guns up in the middle of the street, smiling unhingedly.

a picture of a lady laying on her bed and staring up at what is most likely her ceiling with the caption "me and my fake scenarios against the world"

a picture of a mafia looking guy on a very tiny, small child sized motor bike that he is way too big for, but is riding successfully anyway while smoking a cigarette with the caption "literally me" over it

a cropped picture of coffee in a mug that has the text ""that's not realistic" yeah not for YOU, you unwhimsical bitch" over it

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· May 15

reading lord of mysteries and a random unimportant character shows up and???? ED SHEERAN???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

A screenshot of a passage in a book that says "dressed in a classic black robe, Ed Sheeran" with the text of the text blurred and the name 'Ed Sheeran' highlighted in yellow

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· May 13

i made handsome squidward inspired by @miffz.bsky.social and their handsome squid boi to join the chaos on chaos island

A picture of tomodachi life on the switch where there is a mii made to look like handsome squidward

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· May 11

i got one at 4:30am too but it's a lil cute maybe??? and then just a shit ton if random unnamed ones

A shot of an alarm on a phone set for 4:30am that says "Get up the sky is gonna be smiling"

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· May 5

A+ meme, genuinely

rowlet looking back at the player after being sent to face off against arceus aka pokemon god

rowlet looking back at the player after being sent out to face zacian who is a legendary and therefore another kind of pokemon god

rowlet looking back at the player after being sent out against groudon, aka the pokemon god of earth and magma

rowlet looking back at the player after being sent out against virizion, aka another type of pokemon god

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 29

7. cause i lost this and didn't keep it going apparently lol

a kind of old looking picture of vines and greenery where someone's arms are peaking out and holding hands and flowers in front of them.

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 28

still gnawing at my own hand AT HOW GAY THIS PARAGRAPH I WROTE IS for the fenhawke sequel it's fucking with my ability to write the next chapter AAAAAAAA

"The friction is so close to being enough and just shy of it that frustration edges into their biting kisses. Fenris feels like his heart is about to burst, feeling Mikael as desperate against him as he feels. He wants to press into the mage until they meld into one body, until they exist in the same skin and Fenris never has to worry about not being home ever again."

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 24

korra has joined the island. jinx thought spencer and link would be best friends and got them to bond over "completely legal activities" and is totally unaware of spencer's crush on link or link's crush on her. farquad gained a dino suit and he and fran are besties now.

a relationship guide on tomodachi life that shows jinx being mutual friends with spencer while spencer has a crush on link and link has a crush on jinx during a hang out.

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 23

CHAOS ISLAND HAS LAUNCHED WITH THE FIRST FOUR RESIDENTS!! Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds Jinx from Arcane Link from Legend of Zelda Fran Fine from The Nanny Mute this thread if you don't wanna be kept up to date

A picture of Tomodachi Life on the switch with a list of residents: Spencer, Jinx, Link, and Fran

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 20

roomie sent me this saying it reminded her of me and it's made me laugh way more than it should (obviously i do not actually condone violence)

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 20

MEGUMI JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH YUTA???? WHAT??? AT FIRST SIGHT TOO???? BRO JUST WALKED PAST HIM--

A picture of tomodatchi life being played on a switch with mii meant to look like Megumi from jjk falling in love on screen and saying "I can't believe I've been living on the same island with someone so stunning..."

A picture of tomodatchi life being played on a switch with mii meant to look like Megumi from jjk having falling in love with a mii meant to look like Yuta from jjk

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 19

i am blessed with a sleepy daughter against my side djaisnal i love her

my calico cat curled up in fluffy blankets against me, who is cut off by the camera angle, and sleeping

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 19

the apparently irresistible he/they in question (who finally is crushing on Kento btw THAT HE LIVES WITH AS FRIENDS)

a picture of tomodatchi being played on a switch that shows a mii in the center of a person with short fire red hair with orange highlights and light skin and freckles wearing a white swear and flowered skirt

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 19

my oc Chris got a crush on her oc Kaz only for Kaz to soon after immediately jump to risk it all which is p much canon Chris fell hard but Kaz fell harder and I laugh so hard these miis are so cute

a pic of a moment on tomodatchi life on a switch with a blond dark skinned man on the left with long hair named Christopher and another dark skinned man with shorter dark blue hair named Kaz on the right. Christopher is marked as crushing on Kaz while Kaz is marked as thinking of them as best friends.

a pic of a moment on tomodatchi life on a switch with a blond dark skinned man on the right with long hair named Christopher and another dark skinned man with shorter dark blue hair named Kaz on the left. Christopher is marked as crushing on Kaz while Kaz is marked as 'ready to risk it all'.

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 17

WAIT WAIT HOLD ON --- FEEL FREE TO ADD ME (simba or sims is fine, they/them, nonbinary and the girlies for me, masc clothes 👉👉) lmk if you need any other details

a picrew made to look like me, the poster, a white nb person with brown eyes and short cut black hair slightly in my face

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 15

why tf not leggoooo

What am I to you?
Comment - wanna interact more :D
Repost - bestie
Like - oomfie
Bookmark - crush 💀

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 15

an oldie of the daughter but a goodie

a picture of a calico cat peek up around a pillow, only one of her eyes is visible and both her ears

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 13

not him again

the ben affleck smoking and defeated and TIRED meme

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 13

giggling

an edited icon in pink of dazai osamu from bungo stray dogs with stars and hearts around his head and his mouth smeared with what is meant to be lipstick, looking to the right (at kunikida off screen) mischievously

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 12

speaking of... already started with the demo earlier

a picture of a tv where tomodatchi life demo is being played. there's two miis on the screen made to look like satoru and Suguru from jjk. they are talking and beneath them is text that reads "satoru is making a strong push to chat with suguru, saying, "we should really talk!"

a picture of a tv where tomodatchi life demo is being played. there's two miis on the screen made to look like satoru and Suguru from jjk. this picture shows them side by side and labeled as good friends.

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 10

she keeps yelling at me cause i haven't settled in for mandated cuddle time yet --- oh the woes of being a kitty in this economy!

a blurry picture of a cat rushing toward the camera

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 3

told the manager "you are fine accommodating everyone else" only for him to tell me "i have accommodated you more than anyone else here!" as he still wrote me up and like... you've had to accommodate your disabled employee more than all your NOT disabled employees??? I AM SHOCKED!!!

two picture of Kirk from the animated series of star trek. on the left he looks sarcastically shocked and on the right he has the same expressiong but with his hand over his mouth.

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Apr 1

april #promosky so says this fool i'm simba/sims. they/them cryptid. 30+ 💫general interests💫 ✨ writing/reading ✨ anime/manga ✨ gaming 💫some specifics💫 ✨ jjk/trigun/bsd/others ✨ star trek ✨ atla/arcane ✨ dragon age ♡/↺ appreciated!

the meme of a man running in the direction that a sign is pointing labeled "death" with sparkles and butterflies edited over it and a soft pink filter. it has dazai osamu from bungo stray dog's smiling and laughing face edited over the man's face and a bow edited into dazai's hair.

a picture of what appears to be a band room with a man at the entrance at the top of the stairs staring down at another person who has pieces of tube instruments like trombones on their head, arms, and feet. the man at the top of the stairs is labeled "the horrors" in white text while the person at the bottom is labeled "me" in the same white text.

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Mar 31

i only have this screenshot of newt on my phone tho he's not my only trans da oc, he's i believe my most known newt is a trans man who suffers from chronic illness and is deceptively feral. he's gay and poly and romances lucanis and emmrich both in many world even if he isn't in the role of rook

A screen shot of a young elf looking to the right with obvious scarring on his throat and tattoos over his cheek

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Mar 29

Y E E T go the mafia bad guys

a mafia goon getting thrown out a third or fourth story window in bungo stray dogs

a mafia black lizard leader with black hair and a mask getting thrown out a third or fourth story window in bungo stray dogs

another black lizard leader but with red hair and a green jacket getting thrown out a third or fourth story window in bungo stray dogs

the head leader of the black lizards, the old man, getting thrown out a third or fourth story window in bungo stray dogs

simba, spock's hairdresser 💕@simsby· Mar 28

me blocking someone