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they/them something slow and purposeful wants to turn every human building into soil decay exists as an extant form of life you cannot kill me in a way that matters

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Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· 5d

the boys

jasper, a young black cat with hazel eyes, sits looking up at the camera. he is a perfect tiny man.

mikey, a young black and white cat with green eyes and a black smudge on his white nose, lies with his chin on his paws looking at the camera. he looks so calm and sweet you almost can’t see the utter chaos demon that resides within.

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· 10d

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· 13d

POV you decided it would be a great idea to chase a skunk and now you are sulkily being de-stinkified

a sulky and damp shepherd mix pouts with her eyes while looking at the camera

a sad and damp shepherd mix pouts with her chin on the ground

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Feb 20

(sorry in advance if this isn’t what you’re asking! but) i count 10 rows in that photo. each stitch makes a little “ladder” and you count the rows using the ladders. hopefully that helps, i’m not a pro by any means. i do highly recommend counting as you go tho, stitch markers can help! 💟

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Dec 20

how it started vs how it’s going, one year later 💟💟💟 (happy homecoming anniversary to my gracie lou)

gracie, a black and brown puppy around 3 months old, sits on some carpeted interior steps with bully stick in her mouth. this photo was taken one year ago today, dec 20, 2023.

gracie, a full-grown black and brown shepherd mix lies on a carpeted floor with a bulky stick and a blue llama toy next to her. it’s been a beautiful and challenging and exciting year for us both.

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Aug 25

some of my faves 💟

a beige wall with a short bookshelf against it. above the shelf are four square framed prints by amina illustration (the biophilic reverie set) arranged in a larger square. on the bookshelf are a number of books, a painting of a cat in some flowers that i did, a werewolf domo plush wearing a tiny party hat, and a lot of little knickknacks, feathers, and rocks.

a gold antlered animal skull mask hanging on a beige wall with black feathers dangling from it and a flower crown perched on one of the antlers. below the mask is a small table with turquoise covering on it. on the table are a jar of coins, a fake succulent arrangement, some fake light blue flowers in a bottle, and a blue silicone pig (the pig makes little pig noises when you squeeze it and it brings me joy, thanks marj 💟)

a self portrait of @rockettalksalot on tiktok where they drew themselves as a clown with a tall red bouffant. the drawing is framed and mounted on an otherwise blank piece of beige wall. a little fern from my desk is peeking into the frame of the photo.

a corner of my room where there is a bunch of art mounted on the beige walls. left wall: two cork boards covered in various trinkets and scraps i’ve collected over the years—it is a chaotic and colorful collage of stuff. next to it is a cluster of framed art—two collages of stickers and other random things on blue backgrounds (these are actually part of a box i used to keep albums in that i covered with stickers and didn’t want to throw away once it started to fall apart so i framed a few bits), a print from the musician joe pug that quotes his lyrics “before we met i knew we’d meet”, a show poster from a jenny lewis tour, and a show poster from an echosmith tour. on the right wall is another cluster of framed art—a large show poster from a first aid kit tour, another joe pug print with a blue and white stylized eye against a black background, and a third album-box collage. on a small blue table below the art is a record player and a brown bottle with fake multicolored flowers in it.

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Aug 22

25 million people in the US have no health insurance at all and we won’t be able to afford to get this i’m seeing a lot of celebratory posts about the new vax and i get it, but it should be free (or close to it) for everyone, not an excuse for pharma to add to their ever expanding profit margins

How much will it cost?
Pfizer, Moderna and Novavax are charging up to $150 per dose for a Covid vaccine, according to data from the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services.
The vast majority of people with public and private health insurance should pay nothing out of pocket for the updated Covid vaccines
—as long as they stick with an in-network provider, said Jennifer Kates, director of the Global Health & HIV Policy Program.

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Aug 22

if you see this, post a picture you took at sunset

lush green grass in the foreground with leafy oak branches dipping down into the frame. in the middle distance are pines and brush. the background is backlit hills with a vibrant red and orange sunset behind them and wisps of clouds in the sky

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Aug 17

look who mugged for the camera for once instead of immediately turning away and doing sad ears

my dog gracie, who is a large black and brown mix, lays on a carpeted floor surrounded by the detritus left behind in the wake of her chaos. she has one paw tucked under and is smiling for the camera

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Jul 30

30 seconds ago she was doing full-speed zoomies around the house

my dog gracie, a large black and gold shepherd mix, laying on her side on the kitchen floor, exhausted from being a chaos gremlin

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Jul 21

she’s a shepherd/rottie mix as far as we know. almost 11 months old but still VERY much a puppy. she is the very joy of my life and a giant pain in the ass 💚

my dog gracie, a large tan and black shepherd mix, sitting in some green grass making a derpy face

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Jul 19

meme from the princess bride
you keep using that word, i do not think it means what you think it means

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Jul 12

hmmmm where could she possibly be??? 🤔

my dog gracie “hiding” under a chair with her whole back half sticking out. her tail and back feet are visible and she’s lying down.

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Jun 9

i…

a post from larry wayne @larryranting.bsky.social in the same thread saying “There are a lot of legitimate criticisms against the Israeli government's handling of this war. And I have made many myself. But the notion that too many people were killed while rescuing hostages is absurd.”

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Jun 8

ok i’ve had this dickhead troll muted for a while but i happened to see this comment today and this is beyond the pale. i have no words for how gross it is to pull this shit in the mentions of Palestinian human being fighting for their life anyway please report and mute/block this fuckwit

A bluesky post from noor hassan: “Now there is barbaric and violent bombardment on the Nuseirat area…May God protect us”

Comment from soulless ghoul @ferrarimanf355.bsky.social: “Tell the whole story bro.”

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· Jun 1

show your vibe with one of the last pictures on your camera roll

an image of a wooded area with dappled sunlight full of ferns with some outdoor furniture, wine and snacks, rustic lanterns, and manmade canopies of branches

Rey 🍄@singularitymachine· May 31

also fwiw if no one mentioned already, i don’t think it’s a play on a school crossing sign, it’s based off of these very real signs that used to be posted all along the CA/mex border on the highways