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Alan

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Retro computer enthusiast, cassette collector, and experienced neurotic. Opinions here are my own. YouTube: youtube.com/@moxiesideshow Website: sintendo69.com XMPP: alanw@xmpp.jp Gemini: gemini://aw.gemsync.net

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Half-Time Show Sneak Peek #WorldCup

Internet Celebrity Daddy Long Neck, shirtless and holding a mop in a convenience store.

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A Threads post by SpaghettiScallywag:

A billionaire is someone who has enough money to make the world a better place for everyone and not even notice the dent in their wallet. A billionaire is someone who could change lives, end world hunger, end pollution, save the planet, and lose nothing from doing so. A billionaire is someone who actively refuses to do this. Eat them all.

Alan@sintendo69· May 16

"The United States appear to be destined by Providence to plague America with misery in the name of liberty." - Simon Bolivar

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Today is the 50th anniversary of the Kent State Massacre.

Alan@sintendo69· Apr 11

I might have ordered a few of these. I might have ordered a few more than I actually need.

Alan@sintendo69· Apr 4

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.”

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Number Go Down bad, right?

Alan@sintendo69· Mar 7

Teya from the YouTube Channel "Strange Aeons" standing in front of a microphone in a white-collared shirt with a black tie and vest, and a paper hat with colored tassels on her head. Behind her are projected the words: "The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out."

Alan@sintendo69· Mar 6

An image of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet walking, with their backs to the viewer. A caption to the left reads: The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annhilate truth.

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Jesus.

Alan@sintendo69· Feb 13

The comic style of this seven-panel strip is old-timey. A tablet sits upright on a table and calls out, "Hey! Hey!" A man with a generous beard enters the scene. The tablet says, "I can't help but notice you've been holding me less. I miss you. I miss your nimble taps and swipes." The man responds: "It's because you're a portal to horrors! Nothing personal, it's just you're a portal. And there are so very many horrors." The tablet responds, "I'm a portal to everything. Don't you want to see goofs and spoofs? You love goofs and spoofs!" The man says "I do love goofs and spoofs" and the tablet replies. "I've got so many goofs and spoofs." We see his hand reaching now from out-of-frame to grab the tablet. The final panel is the tablet spewing a torrent of horrors at him.

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MAGA loves Kid Rock because he put a song about pedophilia in the animated film Osmosis Jones, so they can sing it along with their kids.

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Tweet from NickFrank40: "My grandfather used to say 'and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel" and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.

Alan@sintendo69· Feb 3

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