Hammicus

@sirhammicus

Forever GM of many TTRPGs. .hack enthusiast! Anti-AI Horror Sci-Fi Video games He/Them WoW - Wyrmrest Accord - Horde

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Hammicus@sirhammicus· 14d

That boy ain't right, I tell ya hwat.

A baby from the game Paralives. The infant looks older than possible and resembles Bobby Hill from King of the Hill. A shirt has been painted over the infant because of how closely the baby resembles the King of the Hill character, making the resemblance more uncanny.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· 19d

Were you spying on my conversation with the GM this morning? Because damn, me too

A text conversation at 10:33am.

Me: Did the edible cookie dough fix the craving?

Friend: Oh 100%, I've eaten almost the whole pack already.

Good thing I bought two though 😅

Me: Hell yeah!

I've been craving Chinese food, so I'm getting takeout tonight. Plus,

The message ends there due to cropping.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· 22d

A man looks at a paper to read something. He is visibly confused. He looks up at the person who handed him the paper with a look of pure confusion and coming to terms with the fact that the individual they are speaking to is incredibly obtuse.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Jul 12

When you and The Boys™ have too much fun with #SpaceMarine2, you get creative. Please don't mind my roughshod microsoft paint skills.

The blu-ray disc of O Brother, Where Art Thou, except the main characters have had space marine masks interposed over their faces using very rough microsoft paint skills. From left to right you have a Black Templar, a Ravenguard, and a Salamander.

On the bottom half, umlauts have been placed over the letter O in the movie title. A salamander, ravenguard, and black templar can be seen running through the fields on their way to fight chaos and terminids.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Jul 1

Ben Affleck in a blue shirt smoking a cigarette. He looks tired. Exhausted, even.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Jun 25

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Jun 4

A meme of the Hindenburg. The top panel shows the airship in flight, captioned "unlike you snowflakes, I'm not so easily triggered". The second panel below shows the Hindenburg crashing and the fiery explosion, captioned "why god of war a girl?"

This is in reference to the largest man-babies on earth being incredulously upset that the next god of war game features Faye, Kratos's second wife, as the central protagonist of the game.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· May 4

A handshake between Dutch and Dillon from the movie "Predator". Dillon's arm is labeled "Hammicus". Dutch's arm is labeled "Anachronistique", while the clasped hands to confirm agreement on an issue are labeled "Telling Amanda to NOT SPEND MONEY".

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Apr 17

"Big women"

A meeting of the minds between Cyclops from X-Men and Ryu from Street Fighter about to exchange a handshake of solidarity and respect.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Mar 23

I GM my ttrpg games and voice ALL the NPCs. ALL OF THEM. Me @ this indie no-budget production:

A scene from Troy (2004 film) where Achilles (Brad Pitt) looks down from his horse. He wears armor and a helmet. The caption reads "That's why no one will remember your game".

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Mar 20

I cannot be trusted with this level of power. #dune

The image cover of Dune: Part 3. The dune-styled font has been changed to read "try finger but hole", a reference to a Dark Souls meme. It should be noted that the image for Dune: Part 3 is the mouth of Shai Hulud, a great sand worm. It looks like an open butthole.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Mar 18

A scene from Fooly Cooly where Naota, a boy in a blue hoodie and Grey shorts, holds a motorized white Gibson flying V. A large object reminiscent of a baseball is hurtling towards Naota as he stands with the flying V guitar in a battery's pose

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Mar 17

A sketch of someone with their face buried in a very muscular man's pillowy pectoral muscles

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Mar 12

Lestat and Zuri love each other, obviously

A Shiba inu named Lestat and a siamese cat named Zuri are laying on top of the back of a couch in the windowsill. Zuri's head is resting on Lestat's

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Mar 10

Other games have had profound impacts, but none so great as these. .hack//Infection opened my eyes to MMORPGs, even if it wasn't a real one. The concept of logging into a game and playing with NPCs who might be online or offline with their real lives rocked my little mind. Can't wait for Zero.

A 3x3 grid of video game cover arts. The top row has .hack Infection, Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, Pokémon Gold. The middle row has Grandia II, Dark Souls III, and Banjo-Tooie. The bottom row has Dead Space, Armored Core 2 Another Age, and World of Warcraft.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Feb 20

So much could have been prevented. I wouldn't be surprised if the guild I'm in pulled something like this

A round table meme depicting all the elven races and a few troll races joining together to dunk on the haranir for failing their duty

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Jan 13

An overstuffed teddy bear, made to look muscular but has a tiny head, with the caption "Mom said it's my turn to be happy"

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Jan 2

PO-TAY-TO

Merriam-Webster's Your 2026 Word

Potato

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Dec 25

Yooooo, my buddy helps my tyranid army grow! Merry Christmas! #warhammer40k

A box for a Warhammer 40k Hive Tyrant. It is a tyranid, a bug-like creature similar to a xenomorph from the alien franchise. The Hive Tyrant is large, white with peach-toned wing membrane and a dark reddish brown carapice that shields parts of it. It wields a biological gun that is loaded and connected to a large intestinal-like sac

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Dec 25

Mom's dog is a portly boy who half ran, half scrambled to the kitchen for a bit of lasagna mom dropped on the floor. Boy ate more air than pasta, burped, snorted, and farted like it was routine. Merry Christmas from the mad lad.

A picture of Murphy, a large pit bull terrier / super-mutt with short white fur. One brown spot on his butt and one brown spot on his right eye. He is laying on a brown leather loveseat and is looking guilty for stealing the photographer's seat. He is a good boy.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Dec 11

Oh yeah? Get remembered and appreciated, ya goblin. I'll be here on the 31st to wish you a happy birthday!

A calendar app screenshot of Wednesday, the 31st of December. There are two events: Kelpi's birthday and New Year's eve.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Dec 9

Oh yeah, for your viewing pleasure this Tuesday, please appreciate this dog that begs me for snacks often: The boy, Lestat.

Lestat, a shiba-inu dog with brown and white fur, is curled up and sleeping with his face towards the camera. His head rests on a pillow with a brown and orange pattern. On Lestat's head is a white and pink cat ear cloth headband. The headband has a small pink bow between the ears. In the background is a wooden entertainment console and a decorated christmas tree.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Nov 27

This is pornographic? They should see the book in 1997 that was waiting for me to walk into the scholastic book fair:

The cover of a book, reading "The adventures of captain underpants, an epic novel by dav pilkey". It also has words in action bubbles that read "action, thrills, laffs).

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Nov 23

Man in a white shirt with short blonde hair is holding his phone with a disgusted look on his face. It is as though he is seeing something foul or off-putting.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Nov 14

An image taken from The Incredibles 2 where Bob Parr is helping Dash with his math homework. Bob is wearing a gray shirt and is pointing at the table to emphasize a point. In the movie, he expresses frustration at the inclusion of letters in mathematics, stating "Math is math!" In this meme, however, the caption at the bottom reads "cookies are cookies!" Emphasizing that it doesn't matter if cookies are pre-made or made from scratch.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Nov 13

One of the best "final bosses" of all time in any game I've ever played. (Endsinger, FFXIV)

The endsinger from FFXIV Endwalker. She's a seraph larger than several planets which sit bottom center of the photo, almost embraced by her wings. She has pale blue-grey skin and gold eyes with a deadened gaze.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Nov 12

When your gif was taking too long to load

A bluesky skeet from casket sharp (great axe), @1001cranes.bsky.social. it reads: when ao3 takes a few seconds too long to load. The gif on the viewer's end did not load yet.

A man in a gray suit jacket on a phone saying "baby, please don't do this"

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Oct 22

Update! Boss Email: U sure about that? Y'all. My coworker next to me heard every ounce of experience as a shit poster, English major with a paper due at midnight (at 11:50pm) and Dungeon Master all roll into one as I got my evidence and typed out a novel of an email on my keyboard Me now:

Grog from Vox Machina entering into his barbarian rage

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Oct 22

My boss telling me to do something aligning with the Old Ways and telling her I can't, due to new policy implementation as of mid October got me like

Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney, wearing a blue suit, magenta tie, slicked back hair, and pointing with his mouth open and a determined look on his face as he calls for objection.

Hammicus@sirhammicus· Oct 14

Office, being totally quiet, people working. Me, having a spiritual experience when Angel with a Shotgun hits me on my recommended playlist out of GODDAMN NOWHERE: