Plug McSassy (@sj) · DIRTY

Plug McSassy

@sj

NYT journalist hostage negotiator (kidnapper) endorsements ≠ endorsements he/him/himbo check out my website

946 Following11,616 Followers4,027 Posts

YouTube Bluesky

Is this your profile?Claim profile

Plug McSassy@sj· Jul 1

sorry i only donate blood at KFC

Email from Papa Johns:
Donate blood and receive a free pizza
Blood donation = Free pizza

Plug McSassy@sj· Jun 29

?

Zep: premium carpet shampoo. in a big bottle

Plug McSassy@sj· Jun 23

original image but with excellent new face drawn in place of emoji

Plug McSassy@sj· Jun 3

i don’t watch star trek bc i can’t stand looking at whatever this is

weird lookin guy on star trek

Plug McSassy@sj· Jun 1

is it TENET? it’s TENET isn’t it

Joe Scott video title: This is the cheapest way to reverse climate change. it could also end the world

Plug McSassy@sj· May 21

so romantic 💕

Plug McSassy@sj· May 20

🤘😖🤘

Headline: Organic Ice Cream Recalled for Unexpected Ingredient: Metal

Plug McSassy@sj· Apr 17

um. actually that’s mine. i need that

headline: Trump says Iran agrees to hand over ‘nuclear dust’

Plug McSassy@sj· Mar 23

the crosswalk was closed note that this is the only spot to cross and there is like 1 car an hour here

perfectly fine crosswalk with sawhorse signs saying “CROSSWALK CLOSED”

Plug McSassy@sj· Mar 12

is this why ARSONal is trending too

Trending topics including, highlighted, "Arsenal"

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 28

what the hell just happened

viktor winetrout posted: preemptively sucker punching my congressman in the balls (40s ago)

hey i’m josh posted: preempt deez nuts / i’m going to bed (41s ago)

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 25

ooooooh it's actually a rodent sneezing! false alarm everyone

same image but with ears, a tail, an eye, and the word ACHOO!

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 25

i was texting my husband to tell him to pick up the phone, and my iPhone was like "Make a GenMoji!" so I was like OK And I typed "allergic to phone" And this is what it generated (NSFW, gross)

GenMoji in chat:
fingers(?) fused into a penis, ejaculating on a phone.
there's even a vein... aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 23

Connections Wrong Answers
February 22, 2026

TRAVELLING TO BLOOM COUNTY
OUTCAST, ROUGH RIDERS, THE FAR SIDE, BLOOM COUNTY

FURRY TYPES
TEDDY BEAR, SALT-AND-PEPPER, BLACK SHEEP, BLONDIE

DANDRUFF TYPES
FLECKED, MISFIT, PEANUTS, BULL MOOSE

OLYMPIC PLACEMENTS
REJECT, DISTINGUISHED, SILVER, BIG STICK

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 20

Connections Wrong Answers
Feb 19, 2026

TYPICAL 1970s BREAKFAST RECIPES
EGGS, BOYLE, TONGS, DISCO

PREDICTING MY SHOES COLOR
PLATFORM SHOES, DYE, BASKET, SEER

TORTURING EDNA TURNBLAD
POKER, JOHN TRAVOLTA, BELLOWS, BRAYS

SECRET MENU ITEMS AT CRACKER BARREL
PEEPS, STU, SHOVEL, POLYESTER SUIT

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 18

Connections Wrong Answers
Feb 18, 2026

CANDIES
SOUR, TOPICAL, WICKED, FREE-RANGE

AMOUNTS OF PARMESAN TO ADD TO MY SALAD
TEASE, RAD, CRESTED, SHAVING

TYPES OF PAINFUL CRAMPS
CURL, BANTAM, CRIMP, LEGHORN

___ WEIGHT
HEAVY, FEATHER, FLY, BAD

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 18

today's is coming soon, calm down

connections wrong answers
feb 17, 2026

___ GIN OR WINE
BOMBAY, PLUM, LEAF, SPEED

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR LID
FLIP, BUSTLE, ZIP, HOISIN

MILKS
SKIM, SOY, OYSTER, FLOPPY

SUPER HEROES, AFTER "THE"
FLASH, DART, MISSUS, THUMB

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 18

im late but deal with it

connections wrong answers
feb 16, 2026

NAMES OF MY DEER AND CHICKENS
DOE, FAWN, CLUCK, FLIGHT

YOU'RE TOO LOUD
RIOT, LAUGH, CACKLE, DO

WHEN THEY TRY TO GIVE ME MY MEDICINE
SCREAM, FIGHT, FREEZE, BUCK

SOUNDS CONSIDERED FOR HOMER SIMPSON'S CATCH PHRASE
DOH, DOUGH, HOOT, SQUAWK

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 17

found a place where no highly esteemed deed is commemorated!

art installation with black nuclear submarine fins sticking out of the grass, vibes immaculate

another view

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 15

Connections Wrong Answers
February 15, 2026

PAPER THINGS ON MY DESK
DICTIONARY, ENCYCLOPEDIA, REMINDER, TRACE

DINOSAURS, OR MAYBE POKEMON
THESAURUS, CALLIOPE, VESTIGE, ELECTRA

I DUNNO SOUNDS KINDA RACIST TO ME
DIALECT, RINGMASTER, INFERIORITY, SUPERIORITY

THE NATO PHONETIC ALPHABET
ATLAS, BUZZARD, ECHO, OEDIPUS

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 15

happy valentines day

Connections Wrong Answers
February 14, 2026

BRANDS WE CAN CANCEL IF WE GET BORED
PHILLIPS, GUMP, PEPPER, MOUND

THINGS TO DO IN THE WOODS
HIKE, JUMP, SPEAR, HUMP

THE AIRPLANE STORY, CONDENSED
RISE, BUMP, BREATH, SULLY

MAH BOYS
SPIKE, WOODY, JUNIOR, LUMP

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 13

Connections Wrong Answers
February 12, 2026

THE OPENING LINE OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOK, PROBABLY
A, FAST, FIRM, YANK

AISLES IN TRADER JOE'S
DAIRY, FROZEN, PRODUCE, MOLD

JUDGING AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE
DANCING, MAKE, FORM, CARD

___ WALK
JAY, MAY, TIGHT, DRAG

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 12

NYT Connections Official Plug McSassy WRONG ANSWERS for today

THINGS YOU CAN HIT AROUND IN A HOCKEY GAME
PUCK, COASTER, BRICK, CAKE

GOING TO THE HOBBY STORE TO BUY A PINEWOOD DERBY BLOCK
PINE, DERBY, BLOCK, BAG

MOVIE TITLES, WITH "THE ___"
RETURN, MOON, RINK, NET

WHEN I SEE A PUPPY
SWOON, YIELD, YEARN, GAIN

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 10

Today's NYT Connections WRONG ANSWERS

___ KHALID
DEEJAY, SPOKESPERSON, TRAILER, CONVENTION

REVERSE IT AND IT'S FOOD
OUTTAKES, HUBBUB, TIRESOME, OKAY

JUST A LOT OF GABBING
INTERVIEW, EXPOSITION, EMCEE, SHOW

BOXING TERMS, PROBABLY
KAYO, COMMENTARY, FAIR, RIMSHOT

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 10

wrong tools
bad ingredients
no technique
PAPA JOHNS

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 10

Only 1 day late! It's YESTERDAY'S Plug McSassy NYT Connections WRONG ANSWERS

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO, DUE TO MY EX WIFE'S RESTRAINING ORDER
APPROACH, ADVANCE, LOOM, POKER

RUNNING WITH ___
SCISSORS, YARN, ROYALTY, STYLE

NO ___!
WAY, FEE, MANNER, BONUS

WAYS I DO MY DRUGS
NEEDLE, STRAWS, NEAR, THE LINE

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 8

Today's NYT Connections - Official Plug McSassy WRONG ANSWERS (my 2nd day back and THIS is what they do to me?)

THINGS YOU CAN HANG JESUS ON
2- OR 3-FANG VAMPIRE BITE MARKS
JENGA BLOCKS
I DUNNO... KOREAN? WORDS?

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 7

the staffer has been replaced with a dotted outline

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 7

It's back! Today's NYT Connections - Official Plug McSassy WRONG ANSWERS

THINGS PROBABLY FROM CHINA I GUESS
CHOW, YEOH, STIRRER, TIGER

WHAT A MAGICAL HORSE EATS
STRAW, HAY, CANDY CANE, FIRE

___ FACE
HORSE, CUP, LID, BUTTER

WAYS TO CROSS A ROAD
CROSSWALK, DRAGON, REFEREE, HIGH

Plug McSassy@sj· Feb 5

shirt: I’M NOT THE SLEEPY GUY I’M JUST THE GUY THAT SLEPT