
Friday brought to you by a mid morning very average workout

It’s too cold for this level of undress

I shouldn’t look this tired on a Monday morning

Permission to just laze around all day?

Post a photo from 2019
Me and my weight plate.

Not all of us are at pool parties.


I’m just so pretty first thing in the morning

Could I just stay here all day do you think?

Winter shoes are out (and the whole family is in on it)

Some serious effort required to scrub up for work today

I just really hate cardio

Fog of war (against Monday)

It’s only Monday and I already have tired eyes

First ride in a month and I would’ve died if not for this cutie.

Good news, the Papped series is back!

Just a couple of safari boys who are almost ready to trade in all the animals for our own bed and a gym membership.

No gym for two weeks and it shows.

Can confirm Tanzania has pools.

Finally upgraded the mirror situation on this trip

I’d post for bathroom selfies but to be honest this has been the mirror I’ve been working with the past week.

Does my safari hat make me look fat?

I see your hotel lighting and I raise you safari lodge illumination.

Sex tape to whoever can get us upgraded for the flight home (totally completely almost joking)

Second last day in the office before vacaaaaay (sorry you can’t see my dick in this)

Guys it’s so close to sweatpants weather

Unsuccessful shopping trip. I need someone to queer eye me