I haven't been as terminally online as I usually am.

I know this is from February but they literally did the post. They did it. Beyond parody.

That's it. I've had enough. Someone had to do something.

So everything is awful right now but my daughter was born last week. She's perfect. I'd share a picture but photos on social, especially of children, is just something I don't do. So you'll just have to take my word for it. Here's a bunny instead.

Man

Oh okay then.

Tw: food, meat Hello everyone I am back from my self imposed social media timeout. What did I miss? I made this taco.

Little man is so happy his papa is back from the conference.

"An cocktail"

Bambi knos

US senators posting "He must be stopped!" on Bluesky/Xitter and then unpausing The Bachelor.

@mlyp.bsky.social I have an entry for your cool usernames list

Slug

You cannot sneak up on them

Microsoft, continuously for some reason.

Comfy

"if"

Living rent free in my head

Has science gone too far?

"public hatred"

I legitimately could not tell if that was a leftist shitpost or right wing doomposting

"make Jeffries speaker"