The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc

@skyhighinc

He/Him. ADHD af. Veteran. B WITH the T. Former infantry, bouncer, bodyguard, pro wrestler. Too old for that now. Posting whatever pops into my head, and some of it’s a ride. There will be cursing.

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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· 7d

Make up your mind, youtube

A couple of AI sloppy thumbnails for youtube videos. The top one if a dude in a scarf facing away from us toward some big, purple butthole looking thing and has "Something is Coming" to his left. Not sure what that something is.

Underneath that is a dude in armor with a hooded cloak holding a warhammer back in a threatening manner with the caption "No One's Coming" to your left, and "2026" underneath him.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· 10d

I've started and stopped about 15 different skeets trying to think of something to say here, and I got nuthin

Looks like a plastic cup of whatever the hell milk tea is. There's a foil lid on the cup, looks like one of those ice cream cups with the wooden spoon, but taller. Anyway, the company design on this can only be described thusly, and I apologize in advance: a cock-n-balls from the top. Or front. I don't know, but it looks like a penis. And sack. With a chef's hat on the..I guess tip..that I only saw as i was typing this and that makes it 100% better.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· 17d

Horned devil looking very creeped out saying "First of all, yikes"

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· 23d

Wow, word for word.

Meidas Touch is apparently stealing people's tweets. This one also says: Gov. Andy Beshear must immediately go on the effin' offense, call a special election, and force a *public* proof of life of Mitch McConnell.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· 24d

I'll hit that third one soon. New content Tuesday 🤟

Screenshot from steam showing Baldur's Gate 3 at 2200 hours, Crusader Kings 3 at 1576 hours, and Conan Exiles at 991 hours.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· 25d

You know the meme:

I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:

"CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT"

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jul 9

It's actually pretty good, too.

Movie poster for "The Wraith" Starring Charlie Sheen and Randy Quaid

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jul 9

I am probably going to have to give up on MMOs after my keyboard dies. I've been using this one for 20 years, doubt I could go back to a regular one.

photo of the merc stealth keyboard. There's an extra section on the left that has much larger w.a.s.d keys, and the number keys are in two rows, everything within easy reach of a large hand without even moving. Essentially, a secondary gaming keyboard attached to the keyboard.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jul 7

Imagine that.

From the article: Shaw is also a plaintiff in a federal lawsuit brought by Children’s Health Defense and others against the American Academy of Pediatrics. The lawsuit, which was filed in January in federal court in Washington, accuses the American Academy of Pediatrics of racketeering for its “central role in an enterprise that has defrauded American families about the safety of the childhood vaccine schedule for several decades.” In the lawsuit, Shaw is described as a mother “whose children died following routine vaccinations administered according to AAP guidelines.”

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jun 30

Why is Josh Giddey giving me the weather?

Phone photo of a weatherman in a blue suit in front of his screen pointing at the map. He's young, looks like an incel.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jun 26

Good day today lol

from my DMs, I have been blocked by 11 random people and added to one person's list.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jun 24

What kind of day has it been?

My man Dexter fixing ta kill somebody I hope

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jun 22

Just in case

skeet from joe Walsh: Bullshit
@ZohranKMamdani.bsky.social
. This is gobbledygook & bullshit. You fucked up. You called
@AIPAC.org
“monsters.” That means you called millions & millions of American citizens “monsters.” Bcuz that’s what AIPAC is. So quit sounding like a politician. Do the right thing. Apologize. Now.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jun 22

uhh...pass

Apparently the new steam machine is $1049.00 without a controller and a 512 GB hard drive

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jun 8

Looks like we got a Silent Bob fan on the Spurs Reason enough to root fer 'em.

Kelly Olynyk arriving to the NBA finals with his long ass hair, backwards ball cap, JNCO lookin ass black jeans, and a striped shirt

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jun 8

using homophobia to protest homophobia is still homophobia

screenshot of a post with pics of Melania being held by another woman with the text "To all those who hate LGBTQ, here are some photos of first lady melania (left) doing a lesbian photo shoot for max magazine in 1995" with "happy pride month" in rainbow lettering below it.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jun 6

lmao ok, buddy

whoever ther hell @ouatitw1968backup.bsky.social is has added me to some soft of list called "gullible people"

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Jun 1

He needs a clear plastic hat

A face on shot of Gary Oldman's character in The 5th element

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· May 14

GODDAMMIT @cooperlund.online

An article posted by s. e. smith @sesmith.lol that states peach consumption in the US is down 50% in the last 20 years that was reposted by Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online with the comment "This is what happens when there is historically low trust in The Presidents of the United States of America.

And of course, I had to post a screenshot with my standard awesome pun exclamation of GODDAMMIT

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· May 10

Absolutely zero evidence in here that weed was responsible for anything. This is the only paragraph in the entire thing that even comes close to explaining anything, and it's a vague "Well, some people say you shouldn't" The only study mentioned, everything else is pure opinion.

"However, medical societies such as the International Association for the Study of Pain, recommend against cannabis as a go-to treatment, because the data is limited and there is a risk of side-effects, including dizziness and nausea. "

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· May 8

That thing got wore out on this stereo lol:

And old floor stereo from the 80s. Features include wood paneling, an 8 track player, radio, and record player. Oh, and it weighed about 200 pounds.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· May 6

Nope

Screenshot showing me muting the word "Doomsday" in BlueSky's settings.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Apr 26

Hope Rhonda kicks the shit outta her lol definately watching this one

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Apr 23

I mean, I literally support it as my job lol these lists are so stupid lol

Anti anti ai has added me to his ai haters list. What a doofus.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Apr 22

what the fuck

Apparently the people of virginia are fuckn stupid, as they are currently voting no on the redistricting at 51%-48%

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Apr 17

lulz wut?? If we draft Love, he's a day 1 starter lol

This mock draft has the Titans picking Jeremiah Love at 4, and this is the reasoning they have:

Tony Pollard is entering a contract year, is about to turn 29 and has carried the ball over 750 times over the last three seasons. Love's the top player on the board and, in this case, represents the team's future on offense. In the meantime, he can be eased into a rushing/receiving role as a rookie behind Pollard, giving the veteran some much-deserved relief, so that he can stay fresher throughout the season.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Apr 14

Wife told me I needed to learn to work on the car and sent this to me. I don't get it.

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Apr 11

Lookit this tree

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Apr 6

I'm sorry, but WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHYRON?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc@skyhighinc· Apr 4

This shit right here is why nobody gives a shit about the democratic party anymore. Fuckin cowards, the lot of 'em. Wanna win back your base? Impeach 'em all on day one. Not voting for anyone that doesn't commit to that.