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@sl0wl0ris

Watching the world go round and trying not to panic. Largely dedicated to documenting my progress toward Level 80 in Pokemon Go.

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Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· 6d

Level 75, thanks to grinding ice-types! Onward to 76! #PokemonGo #Level75 #PlatinumMedal

Platinum medal achievement screen in Pokemon Go
Skier - Catch 2500 Ice-type Pokemon

The level 75 team valor achievement screen in Pokemon Go
3197 Pokemon caught
1849 pokestops visited
245 total km explored

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· 7d

Love this sniffly baby 🥰 #PokemonGo #Shiny #Cubchoo #色違い #クマシュン

A screenshot of the new dex entry screen for a shiny cubchoo in Pokemon Go

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· 8d

15 to go til platinum! #PokemomGo #PlatinumMedal #Pokestop #Showcase

The achievement screen for the Pokestop Showcase in Pokemon Go. Shows four 1st place wins and one 3rd place: Palkia (1), Umbreon (1), Stakataka (1), Weavile (1), and Pangoro (3).

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· 11d

The grind continues. One more platinum medal til level 75! #PokemonGo #PlatinumMedal

The achievement screen for the Tiny Pokemon Collector platinum medal in Pokemon Go (catch 500 XXS Pokemon)

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· 15d

19 wins til platinum… #PokemonGo #PokestopShowcase

The achievement screen for the Pokestop Showcase in Pokemon Go, showing five 1st place wins for Eevee, Hatterene, Deion, Bunneary, and Enamorus

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· 28d

It is done. I caught nearly 600 over the last 3 days. 2 more platinum medals before Level 75. #PokemonGo #PlatinumMedal #PikachuFan

The Pikachu Fan platinum medal achievement screen in Pokemon Go: catch 1000 Pikachu

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jul 13

Three more platinum medals til Level 75 #PokemonGo #PlatinumMedal

The platinum medal achievement screen for catching XXL Pokemon in a Pokemon Go

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jul 13

Drugs arriving today 🤩 #DungeonCrawlerCarl

A screen grab from an email from Bookshop.org showing 3 books to be delivered today: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride, The Inevitable Ruin, and A Parade of Horribles, books 6-8 in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jul 12

Finally! やっとゲットした！ #PokemonGo #SpecialResearch #Mythical #Zeraora #ゼラオラ

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jul 11

Unown platinum medal gave me the last little push! Hello level 74! 🤩 #PokemonGo #PlatinumMedal #Unown #LevelUp #Level74

The platinum medal achievement screen for the Unown platinum medal: Catch 28 Unown in Pokemon Go

The level up achievement screen for level 74 in Pokemon Go
3246 Pokemon caught
2096 pokestops visited
288 total km explored

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jul 9

Hatched a Tropius! And with that, we close out the Hoenn dex and snag platinum medal #29. One more till level 74! #PokeonGo #Tropius #Hoenn #Platiunum #トロピウス

The Pokédex screen for a 3-star Tropius in Pokemon Go

The platinum medal achievement screen for completing the Hoenn dex in Pokemon Go

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jul 6

Two ⭐️⭐️⭐️Legendaries with backgrounds today 🤩 #PokemonGo #Background #Legendary #Azelf #Tornadus

The appraisal screen for a 3-star Azelf with special background in Pokemon Go

The appraisal screen for a 3-star Tornadus with special background in Pokemon Go

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jul 4

Omg! Húsavik! 🤩

A raid battle gym screen for a mega lucario located at Íþróttahúsið á Húsavík, Iceland

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jul 4

Visiting home, engaging in self care. #TudorsBiscuitWorld

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jul 2

It’s so hot out…figures Slugma would be thrilled 🥵 New dex entry, though 🤩 #PokemonGo #Shiny #Slugma #色違い #マグマッグ

The capture screen for a shiny Slugma in Pokemon Go

The new dex entry screen for a shiny Slugma in Pokemon Go

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jul 1

Creeping slowly toward the Showcase Star platinum medal. 27 to go 🤩 #PokemonGo #Showcase #ポケストップおひろめ

The Pokemon Go Pokestop Showcase results screen, showing five 1st place wins (Zygarde, Vigoroth, Ralts, Wheezing, Hoothoot)

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 28

Caught two of these shiny bois yesterday ✨🪽 #PokemonGo #Shiny #Skarmory #色違い #エアームド

The new dex entry screen for a shiny Skarmory in Pokemon Go

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 27

Got my first shiny Grookey and an absolute booger of a hundo Barboach. #PokemonGo #Shiny #Grookey #Hundo #Barboach #色違い #サルノリ #個体値100 #ドジョッチ

The new dex entry screen for a shiny Grookey in Pokemon Go

The appraisal screen for a hundo Barboach in Pokemon Go

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 24

Been chasing this one for a while now. Finally got it thanks to a remote trade 🥰 #PokemonGo #RemoteTrade #LuckyPokemon #Chatot #ペラップ

The new Pokédex entry screen for a Chatot

The appraisal screen for a lucky chatot in Pokemon Go

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 23

2 more medals to Level 74! #PokemonGo #PlatinumMedal

The platinum medal achievement screen for the Delinquent medal: catch 2500 dark-type Pokemon

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 22

First attempt at a Max Hoothoot and it’s a shiny ⭐️⭐️⭐️! New dex entry! 🤩 #PokemonGo #Shiny #Dynamax #色違い #ホーホー

The appraisal screen for a shiny 3-Star dynamax Hoothoot in Pokemon Go

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 21

Amazing remote trade today! ⚡️🐭🎈🤩 #PokemonGo #BalloonPikachu #LuckyPokemon

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 21

Community Day was fruitful despite only being able to play for an hour. Nabbed 5 shiny Frigibax (one of which I accidentally transferred 😭) and 9 with background. No hundos, but I made a big strides toward the ice- and dragon-type platinum medals. Also snagged a shiny Necrozma this morning 🙌

Screenshot of a shiny frigibax in Pokemon Go

The appraisal screen for a shiny Necrozma in Pokemon Go

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 19

Event research shiny cranidos! #PokemonGo #Shiny #Cranidos #色違い #ズガイドス

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 19

Saw this while out and about yesterday. Thought it was poignant in a way I can’t put into words just yet.

Plastic Jesus Mary and baby Jesus figures on a wooden bench by the side of the road. The Joseph figure is lying on its side, displaying an open hole at the base. A weathered paper sign that reads “FREE” is taped to the back of the bench.

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 17

New shiny dex entry! #PokemonGo #Shiny #Sewaddle #色違い #クルミル

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 17

34 to go til platinum #PokemonGo #ShowcaseStar

The Pokemon Go showcase results screen showing three 1st place wins (Falinks, Claydol, Gligar), a 3rd place (Zygarde), and a 4th place (Stakataka)

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 16

Today was a good day! One step closer to completing my Hoenn dex thanks to a (pricy) trade for a Relicanth. Just need a Tropius to complete it, and those are coming with GO Fest Global! Also hatched a hundo Chingling! #PokemonGo #Relicanth #Hundo #Chingling #ジーランス #リーシャン

The appraisal screen for a lucky 3-star Relicanth in Pokemon Go

The appraisal screen for a Chingling with 15/15/15 IVs in Pokemon Go

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 16

New dex entry! #PokemonGo #Shiny #Mienfoo #コジョフー

Is this the real life?@sl0wl0ris· Jun 14

Husband just 3D printed an entire Settlers of Catan board, but he was dissatisfied with the Robber piece. He chose this instead, saying it “more accurately reflects the way we play.” Couldn’t agree more! 🤣🤣🤣