Marphy Black
@slappycromwell
aka Rex Fortune, Adventure Seeker. Let's go kick some civilian ass!
In Doom's PC manual, the Imp is called a "brown bastard". In the Super Nintendo manual, the Imp's called a "mutant". In the Sega 32X manual, the Imp's called a "brown bomber". What in the fireblu did you mean by a "brown bomber", @doom.com @sega-west.bsky.social @sega.jp? #doom #doomlore
Good news, my fellow Depth Dwellians! The developer of the in-development Depth Dwellers remaster, @trisoftlegacy.com,posted photos of the game's original box sample as well as the rare Spanish edition! Truly, we may live to see the day of the long-awaited Depth Dwellers big box rerelease. #awsome
POSTMORTEM: Within a day of me placing this order, CafePress swiftly deleted these art designs after being up for 20 years. I am the last person ever to buy a SiN Ep1 patch shirt. I apologize for my tweets, yet again, having catastrophically destructive consequences on the 'net.
You know what? I'm not gonna to take this sitting down! Despite Ritual not selling this SiN Ep1 patch shirt for 20 years now, I went and bought it and the accompanying mouse pad anyway! They just arrived, and here's photo proof! How do you like them apples, @MumboJumboGames (again, not on Bluesky)?
I wish I had bought the official "I beat SiN Episode 1 Before the Patch!" shirt when I had the chance back in 2006, because how can I tell people 20 years later that I did, in fact, beat SiN Episode 1 before the patch? Hey @MumboJumboGames (not on Bluesky), can you come back and unpatch SiN Ep1?
Speaking of its 20th anniversary, these are just a handful of screenshots I captured on the first day I purchased The Ship on July 24, 2006. Boy, it's hard to believe all these people must certainly be dead by now. #theship
After 27 years, I've finally solved this Duke Nukem: Zero Hour mystery reference for myself. Hey @dukenukemgame (not on BlueSky), how was I supposed to get this as a kid? This bloody British humour just went way over me bloomin' head! #dukenukem #dukelore #alanpartridge #cookpassbabtridge
URGENT TWEET: Did anyone about 30-ish years ago either send or receive a @sega.jp Segagram using one of these "Duke Grams"? That email sitting in your AOL or Compuserve account may be the last hope of preserving these lost Duke Nukem 3D renders! #segagram #dukelore #damnyouregood
I want to wish everyone a Happy Valenti- wait a minute, why is the camouflage pattern on Duke 3D's Pig Cop Tank the same as the one on the camo walls in Final Doom's Plutonia? You lied to me, @dukenukemgame (not on Bluesky) @doom.com! You betrayed me! You used me! #dukelore #doomlore #Valentines
I've received reports that Steam scammers are impersonating my profile and sending friend requests. If you ever need to verify it's really me, always check for Verne and Varginha Remastered Playtest. In other words, if it ain't got Mini-Me in Varginha, it ain't me (in Varginha).
BEHIND THE SCENES INFO: I wrote this tweet one year ago intending it as a flippant response which coincided with the 2025 reprint of Raising the Bar that'd also include this Stalker artwork, making it timely. But RTB '25 is yet to appear. @valvesoftware.com, when is the bar raising?
I see all these people always talking about Half-Life 3, and yet no one talks about the fact that the Stalker concept art in the Half-Life 2 anniversary documentary is so heavily cropped. Why do you not want us to see, like, 80% of the beta Stalker, @valvesoftware.com? #halflife
I wanted to assure everyone that the Ivan and Monkey picture is not lost media as it had always been safely preserved. Perhaps by viewing this image you may also be a part in ensuring its historical legacy for future generations. #halflife #gordonandamonkey
YEARLY THANKSGIVING REDNECK RAMPAGE FU FACT: If you "Yeehaw!" in a barrel, you're rewarded with a whole 10 bonus health points instead of the normal 1! Be sure to use this elite tactic to give yourself the edge in your next Redneck Rampage multiplayer competition! #Thanksgiving
On this day and no other, we celebrate the 25th anniversary of Ricochet, unleashed Nov. 14, 2000 with Counter-Strike. As its Steam page is wrong, I suggest finding a way of remembering Ricochet's correct birthday. It's easy for me since today is also my own birthday. #ricochet2
I searched and could only find 20+ year old forum posts mentioning this, so here's the Return to Castle Wolfenstein "I need ammo!" reference in Sealab 2021. To any surviving show creators: See? One guy did recognize the reference. And I even remembered it too! Totally worth it!
Good news, everyone! The artist has been identified! This piece was apparently commissioned a Half-Life fan out there and drawn by one "Karstens". web.archive.org/web/20020603... But now this begs the question: Who was that fan?
After years of searching, I finally refound my favorite 90s Half-Life fan art of all time! Sadly, I lost the artist's name literal decades ago, but what mere name can do justice to a masterpiece? Hey @valvesoftware.com, please cancel HLX and remake this picture. #halflife
My treasured souvenirs from attending this WWF Raw are a couple ticket stubs, a Road Dogg bulldog plush, a Scotty Too Hotty foam hand, and a disposable camera's worth of blurry, overexposed photos from an 11-year-old me who was too short to hold the camera above the audience.
Spurred on by @wrestlingbios.bsky.social' latest Reliving the War, I reviewed the Sep 18, 2000 WWF Raw to try to find myself and my dad in the audience, and I think we're roughly among these blurry splotches. Thus, I can say I was on cable TV! Does anyone have a satellite feed of this show?
Actual footage of my desktop on this day (and most days, to be fair). #doom #fireworks
20 years ago today, June 28, 2005, I created "What is Half-Life?" on YTMND, becoming my most popular site there which spurred an interest in creating more HL stuff. whatishl.ytmnd.com But it left one burning question: Hey @valvesoftware.com, what is Half-Life? #halflife #ytmnd
In this Duke Nukem D-Day build, the lockers in this science lab kind of look like the ones in Half-Life's Anomalous Materials Lab. It even has one labeled "Freeman" too! What are the odds? Boy, what a coincidence this is, eh @valvesoftware.com @gearboxofficial.bsky.social? #halflife #dukelore
In this book's Garry Newman interview, this screenshot is identified as being the original 1998 Half-Life, yet it's clearly 2006's Half-Life: Deathmatch Source! Boy I really hope somebody got fired for this blunder, @bitmapbooks.com! And why didn't you correct them, @garrynewman.bsky.social? #jbmod
In this newly-leaked Duke Nukem: D-Day build, the evil scientist's lab contains cloning tanks with Dukes from 1, 2, 3D, and even TTK. However, the fourth tank is empty! As if we're still waiting for that Duke! Maybe waiting... 'forever'! I see what you did there, @dukenukemgame (not on Bluesky)!
You: Barney Calhoun in Blue Shift isn't Barney Calhoun because it doesn't call you Barney. Me: The manual calls you Barney Calhoun. Multiple times, even! Don't worry, @gearboxofficial.bsky.social, I'm a real fan who's got your back! #halflife #realfan (Scans by @segadreamcastinfo.bsky.social)
But despite this calamitous oversight in Radiaki lore, this still doesn't change the fact that Radiaki's "incredible" characters continue to remain "superior to those found in Doom™". Pack it up, @doom.com! Your dark ages have just been illuminated!
The key art for the new release of The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki depicts Dr. Radiaki himself with two normal arms, yet his left arm (or right, if the shot's flipped) is canonically a laser cannon. Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for this blunder, @zoom-platform.com! #radiakilore