"I am a fucking streamer. God damnit I'm just stuck getting shit viewers because someone won't get off their fat fucking ass and HELP ME."

4th of July.

I am not washed I am not a loser I am entertaining I am watchable

She ate all the frosting and left the cake, she's my daughter that's for sure

Happy 5th birthday Jubo :]

this might be the greatest Godzilla meme I have ever seen in my life