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will 🚂@slimerreal· Jun 19

will 🚂@slimerreal· Jun 11

lmao this is two of the same guy

pictures of the chicago cubs' carson kelly, who is on deck, and dansby swanson, who is in the hole

will 🚂@slimerreal· May 23

the chick tracts panel that reads "most people rejected his message. they hated jesus because he told them the truth." with a guy yelling "shut up!"

will 🚂@slimerreal· May 12

it isn't what he's famous for, but philip k. dick's actual favourite thing was dressing his characters in insane outfits

"A solar-battery-powered chopper marker BELOVED BRETHREN MORATORIUM waited at the edge of the Zürich field. Beside it stood a beetle-like individual wearing a Continental outfit: tweed toga, loafers, crimson sash and a purple airplane-propeller beanie."

will 🚂@slimerreal· May 6

fuck deerclops, all my homies hate deerclops

a tierlist of terraria bosses.
s - empress of light, plantera, skeletron prime
a - the twins, skeletron, moon lord, duke fishron, eater of worlds, brain of cthulu, the destroyer
b - wall of flesh, eye of cthulu, golen, queen slime, king slime, queen bee
c - lunatic cultist
d - empty
f - deerclops

will 🚂@slimerreal· May 2

made a really good margarita. sometimes a really good margarita is just exactly what you need. no i would not have chosen a wine glass if anything more appropriate had been clean

a margarita in a wine glass with a salted rim

will 🚂@slimerreal· Apr 27

went and grabbed that honey tree encounter in floaroma meadow on the stream nuzlocke file, since i will not be streaming tonight and the honey trees expire after 24 hours. it's cherubi!

a screenshot of a cherubi's trainer memo page in pokemon platinum, indicating that it was caught in floaroma meadow

will 🚂@slimerreal· Apr 26

will 🚂@slimerreal· Apr 19

miracles are real

will 🚂@slimerreal· Apr 9

wow

a twitch banner informing me that my emote "Frasierchu" has been used 13 times in other channels

will 🚂@slimerreal· Apr 9

I am now officially 10% of the way to unlocking quiet cave. woooooo

the pokewalker menu in pokemon soulsilver, showing that I've logged 10143 watts and 224188 steps

will 🚂@slimerreal· Apr 5

will 🚂@slimerreal· Apr 2

@moutheaters
Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it's transient, shifting like water

@cavegift
damn girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and i cannot speak coherently when you go down

@furby_hancock
60% easier to use!*

*vs. Dr. Confoundo's Devilishly Difficult Kitchen Sponge

(picutre of Professor Meredith Thring and his stair climbing chair prototype)
@unclehaver
Professor Thring and his Stair-Climbing Thing

will 🚂@slimerreal· Apr 2

i'm going to share several here

@shaq
im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

@intellegint
girl: what kinda music do you like?
[i stir my teabag around before eating it]: lately I've been listening to older stuff like Frere Jacques

@calebpitts1997
Back in my day, "creepy pasta" was nothing but a harmless nickname for my father's penis. The term has since evolved into something more sinister.

will 🚂@slimerreal· Mar 29

I realize that saying this about a post on r/NYYankees is a severe "fork found in kitchen moment," but this is the cringiest thing I've ever seen

screenshot of the new York yankees subreddit. a user has shared a photo of a tweet by pitcher cam schlittler which reads "Keep hating on us." another user has responded "This kid has 80 tool swagger"

will 🚂@slimerreal· Mar 27

not even vladdy can sell me on pizza pizza

a coupon for "vladdy's big deal" at pizza pizza. shows Vladimir Guerrero Jr. holding a piece of pizza pizza pizza and pretending to be happy about it

will 🚂@slimerreal· Mar 27

a picture of jc denton from deus ex, looking a lot like freddie freeman

will 🚂@slimerreal· Mar 24

oh my god this closer. actually go fuck yourself lmao

"In short, it's fun and functional, yet disposable: Play is the condom of rock."

will 🚂@slimerreal· Mar 24

the second sentence of this, the pitchfork review of moby's "play," has me hooting and hollering. this website used to be so fucking funny and has never deserved to be taken seriously

"Believe it or not, but when he's not playing New England basements, Moby entertains thousands of dopamine-intake-inhibited kids."

will 🚂@slimerreal· Mar 21

overhauled the slimer_real subscriber emote selection today. "ImListening" has been improved by the addition of colour, and there are three new emotes also: beverage, togepi (ty to @yogurtinmate.bsky.social), and frasierchu

an image showing the five emotes available on my twitch channel, slimer_real

will 🚂@slimerreal· Mar 10

tonight's movie is "there are monsters." i do not remember why i added this to my watchlist even a little. random.org has spoken

movie poster for "there are monsters" (2013). shows a gaunt woman walking down a rainy street, her hair covering her face. her shadow is on the ground in front of her and has monstrous claws. red text in the middle of the image reads "there are monsters"

will 🚂@slimerreal· Mar 9

the world if sportsnet had a roku app

utopia meme image, futuristic city with big chrome buildings and flying cars

will 🚂@slimerreal· Feb 28

mark and i tierlisted the nhl logos

tierlist of nhl logos
s - sharks, penguins, avalanche
a - wild, sabres, ducks, bruins, kraken
b - devils, rangers, senators, flyers, canadiens, red wings, hurricanes
c - jets, oilers, capitals, predators, islanders, maple leafs, lightning, canucks, panthers, mammoth, blues, flames
d - blue jackets, stars, golden knights, kings
racist - blackhawks

will 🚂@slimerreal· Feb 24

yeah these are great

will 🚂@slimerreal· Feb 21

currently in "guy who loves slow sports" heaven

a picture of my two computer monitors. a blue jays/phillies spring training game is on one of them, the Olympic men's curling final on the other

will 🚂@slimerreal· Feb 19

tonight's movie is "uncle boonmee who can recall his past lives." i believe i added it to my watchlist because i saw someone i follow review it and thought "wow, that seems like it'll fuck me up." so, uh, thanks random.org

a poster for the movie "uncle boonmee who can recall his past lives." the title is stretched across the centre on a pink belt with a circle in the middle. above the title is a shoulder and head in silhouette, with burning orange eyes. there are many concentric circles around the silhouette's head. below the title there is a lake.

will 🚂@slimerreal· Feb 17

tonight's movie is "demonlover." i think i added it to my watchlist because someone i follow posted about it and the premise sounds nuts (positive). thank you random.org

the poster for the 2002 movie "demonlover." landscape with a woman standing on one end and an upside down car lying on the other. the skyline is low in the shot, and most of the sky is taken up by a woman's face, looking upward

will 🚂@slimerreal· Feb 12

tonight's movie is "from beyond." i do not remember why i added it to my watchlist. random.org has spoken

will 🚂@slimerreal· Feb 6

just revisited this scene i wrote 4 and a half years ago. i think billy "the chimp" fits really has legs, as a character