they’re doing this to me tomorrow

got me at full attention on the toilet

this fucking guy

whoever called diet cokes fridge cigs clearly never had one of these mfs

rob watched me refill his water in the living room and immediately checked the other bowl in case his management team had attempted fraud

pov: you’re yelling at me at work

this is where i post from

he looks like he’s about to bully harry potter

sometimes youtube auto captions are incredible

why does every social media post by democrats sound like this

because gas station parking lots weren’t covered in these signs with a precinct full of bored cops around the corner itching to ruin a kid’s day. don’t be intentionally obtuse.

how your email finds me

why did we allow rats to corner the children’s entertainment industry

graham platner has released a statement

yes birria will heal me

exercising my rights

she has noodle bone disease. nothing we can do

she contributes nothing. i love her so much

hey everybody so over on mark zuckerberg’s hellscape twitter clone: the guy who was famous for yelling bacon 15 years ago thinks it’s funny to wear a custom made jeffrey epstein imitation pullover, do with that information what you will

little treat alert 🚨

recession indicator

57 minutes after you ate a 100mg edible

meanwhile on the *other site*

seems bad

a 6 rack of chicago style glicks would fix me

we should be able to delete one brand social media account from the Internet each day

when you deplete the boss health bar and a bigger, brighter health bar appears