BaandariBard

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I'm an American immigrant making a new life in Finland and trying to rediscover my creative spark, 33 [he/him] Banner & PP by @laskerfox

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BaandariBard@slycaster· 24d

I thought someone left a magic grow capsule in their pocket

BaandariBard@slycaster· Jun 29

I'm doing #Artfight for the first time. Joined Team Instinct cause I'm here to have a good time #teamcomedy Say hey if you're in the area: artfight.net/~BaandariBard

BaandariBard@slycaster· Jun 27

I have this one set as my phone's homescreen

BaandariBard@slycaster· Jun 22

No joke, I have put a bucket over my head for better vibes

BaandariBard@slycaster· Jun 3

e6dle #3 1/6: ⬡⬡⬡⬡⬡⬣ The first five were honest answers, the last one was a 50/50 guess 🤦

BaandariBard@slycaster· Apr 29

The fool circle has gone full circle 🥁badum🥁tsss

BaandariBard@slycaster· Apr 24

Baby's first "Starting from First Principles"

BaandariBard@slycaster· Mar 27

Yeah...

BaandariBard@slycaster· Mar 16

We've managed to unearth Intel that may be the lead we need to lead us to the Corndog Files.

BaandariBard@slycaster· Mar 9

Turns out I'm a fancy bitch.

BaandariBard@slycaster· Mar 5

#artlocke - 5 Diglett - "Diggy Hole" #nuzlocke #pokemon #Pokémon

BaandariBard@slycaster· Mar 3

#artlocke 4 Bidoof - "Meat Crayon" Hoothoot - "Femboy Hooter" Azurill - "Buddha Beads" Adderall is dead now, slapped to death by Donut's offbrand Pigdey, and I'm only catching coyote fodder and I'm not spicy about it 🫠 #nuzlocke #pokemon

The best foods to slide into your body are shaped like genitalia and this was god's design

BaandariBard@slycaster· Mar 3

BaandariBard@slycaster· Mar 1

Now I can finally begin my adventure! [3/3]

BaandariBard@slycaster· Mar 1

#artlocke 3 Turtwig - "Soup in a Box" Chimchar - "Hotsquirts" I remember "wife's tale" my dad told me once, that the cute Box Turtles that trundled about the woods used the be eaten as turtle soup because their shells made good soup bowls. This has yet to be corroborated by another source [1/3]

If not for connective spongy meat fibers, we would be indistinguishable from the primordial soup.

BaandariBard@slycaster· Mar 1

Advertise your account with a gif.

BaandariBard@slycaster· Feb 28

#artlocke 2 - "Pawnshop" Mother was taking care of a rescue Eevee, and had the bright idea to pass the responsibility onto me. It's not that Pawnshop has behavioral problems, he just loves picking fights. And this *is* my happy face. #nuzlocke #pokemon

The wet noise under your bed is your sleep paralysis demon crying they want to be more in touch with friends and family but struggle with initiating first contact and with each day that passes it gets harder and harder until it's easier to believe they are truly unloved than to accepted that it's was as easy as hey how are you this whole time

BaandariBard@slycaster· Feb 27

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Waffles, onions and a baby flying a plane you can't label me with those wands what do you think this spelling bee is?

BaandariBard@slycaster· Feb 27

#artlocke 1 - Piplup - "Adderall" Renegade enables your mons to follow you, and in the intro, piplup was running around the lab. Given that our rival [Donut] is ADHD-coded, in my canon so is our MC [Corndog]. Figures MC's mom is letting her go on this adventure for her own peace of mind.

BaandariBard@slycaster· Feb 26

I am attempting my first #nuzlocke run with the Renegade Platinum rom-patch in response to #gamegrumps Grumplocke Platinum playthrough. I'm playing my own homebrew, which I'm calling #artlocke The key rule I will be following is that I must draw each new team member before I can use them in battle

Screenshot of gameplay, showing the girl player character being named Corndog and the rival being named Donut, and Professor Rowan asking questions taken out of context.

BaandariBard@slycaster· Feb 26

@gamegrumps.bsky.social In the anticipation for the grumps' return to their Platinum Grumplocke tomorrow [as well in my recently discovered joy in nuzlocke runs and fanmade romhacks] I present Pee Poop the Piplup [or Adderall as he goes by in my Renegade Platinum run] #gamegrumps #nuzlocke

Piplup, the water starter pokemon from Generation 4, which a little white tail

BaandariBard@slycaster· Feb 21

I also keep scoring high in wizard, monk and ranger, but I think that's all on account of my autism

BaandariBard@slycaster· Feb 20

Maybe not as high as others, but I was surprised how decent I was

BaandariBard@slycaster· Dec 17

Our tuxedo barncat, Sulo, is a volunteer therapy cat at the community center on weekends.

BaandariBard@slycaster· Dec 15

BaandariBard@slycaster· Dec 13

Our tuxedo of 14 years, Sulo, had to be cat-sat for 2 weeks while we were in Poland. Its been day 5 after our return, but he is still glued to us. He's been very cuddlely and purry.

BaandariBard@slycaster· Dec 10

I'm more of a liminal space urban decay kinda girl.

BaandariBard@slycaster· Dec 7

I see your consumer gaslighting and raise you a conflict of interests.