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what the hell they came back with the results of a test sample, aaaaand it's salmonella no other knows how I caught it (except we do, the hospital isn't cleaned regularly and for example they gave me used peg-feeding syringes; I brought my own)

going to be Pissed if I don't have a blood test done. it will be the fourth day today. I think i have sepsis. slurring, exhaustion, can't wake up easy, confusion, extreme pain and grey skin it seems every dr is sidetracked by 'fop is rare and complex, ur symptoms are just fop kthnxbai'

Signal, the messaging app, is so good. Telegram has become a glitching mess.

IT GOT WORSE She's fucking arguing with us about getting off oxygen, it's 100% etc We repeatedly explain WHY. And to test when I'm *off it.* Shock horror, my % drops. The Nurse. Spends a Very Long Time trying to prove herself, adjusting the sensor & using *different devices*.

oh, my god. this ward (gen surgery) has been the worst one. my nurse just now, turned off my oxygen, as my obs say 100%. NO SHIT, SHERLOCK, IT'S 100 BC IT'S SUPPLEMENTAL So I told her to turn it back on. 15 minutes w/o it is really hard.

my blood pressure today was 161/89 in one leg. 2 minutes later the other leg was 124. my ecg results were all over the place and none of my current team knew wtf's happening

shit's escalated today, nice and early I've been on oxygen since 10; my % was 72. Nurse Ratched came back and did her usual bs. I met the respiratory therapist; I may need oxygen therapy for home and she can sort it all out, plus the continuous suction unit

watching tv in my private room, bull rodeo 🐂 the names are great maisy mouse red eye benny throw it back

I'M GOING TO PRIVATE (I'll update about the bullshittery soon)

at least 3 nurses have recognised me so far ◕‿◕ I just had the chest x-ray done, I'm so tired and some idiot has turned on a big ceiling light that crosses over into my area

jesus fucking christ so I went down to the clinic, 10:15. 39 minutes later, 4-5 patients entered after me and WENT AHEAD. mum asks the front desk, and I MIGHT be in next, but the scan will take 45 minutes. We were told 10.

oh my god told I was having an ultrasound at 10.. 5 minutes before waiting outside my room with a second patient and.. my oxygen cylinder. me: where's the tubing? nurses: uuhh

woman 4am is too early to start blasting pop music videos same for having a zoom meeting with your entire clan midnight/1am + stand-up comedy show via the tv

my blood pressure has gone down to 119/80 , but my sp02 drops to 85% when talking. :/

I haven't posted new art since forever and really only been posting about my Amazing Hospital Adventures 🏥🩻💉 and I'm getting new followers. what

my fatigue and ability to stay conscious is terrible today I keep nearly falling asleep during short conversations it feels like narcolepsy

Did the first obs for today 95% Sp02 on 1l oxygen, it drops to 91% when off it nurse wants me to get off it today, but I explained that yeah nah, I struggle when sitting up, or transferring, or just talking to people w/o oxygen. I want all staff to listen and GAS.

welp, having no roommate was nice while it lasted. I managed to get about 3 hrs sleep before this new patient arrived. fingers crossed they move to a different spot.

going to bed, checked obs 120/80 92% sp02 on my 1l oxygen nasal cannula it's 95%

have barely eaten today as the peg keeps leaking

welp, we tried a cannula again in a different spot.. fucking hurt more than yesterday, and it's still hurting 2.5 hrs later. we're giving up on the CT scan and I'll continue the blood thinner injections for 3 months minimum; if there's a lung clot, it'll go away. if there's nothing, nbd