Sylvie (Seline) The Dragon
@smashmaster12
🔞MINORS BE GONE. She/it/toy, 31. Genderfluid rubber dragon mom and golden sheep genie. Amateur toy review and Kingdom Hearts aficionado 💍 @wolf-with-a-gundam
This shit is like a green goblin mask
I don’t have a formal ref for this look yet, hopefully that’s okay. Thank you so much for the opportunity! 💜🙏
And I mean *completely*, not just the dragon. Half of my OC’s are squeaky. @archspike.bsky.social @squeakitties.bsky.social again @frengers.toys
Happy latex day!!!! A reminder I’m completely made of the stuff, always has been and always will. It’s as important to me as dragon is. Wear your freak flag today! Art: @strawdoodle.farm @scootieseafae.bsky.social @cytricacid.art @squeakitties.bsky.social
Masters of the Universe (2026) This shit unironically rules there’s a guy that says “give him head, Ram Man.” Skeletor gets shredded at the gym. There’s a guy that fists goblins. He-man humps a statue. All of these are true facts and you’ll never know
This phrase has a significantly different meaning where I’m from, Hasbro
That’ll be $25 easy. No you’re not getting a 6 inch beefy hutt they made a single Jabba like a decade ago
Star Wars especially, you had so many fun characters to pick for the wave that came out for the movie and it was -Mando (the same figure that’s been released multiple times) -A stormtrooper. Just that. -A snow trooper -X wing Sigourney Weaver
Bandai about to fuel an entire generation of canid therians
This is the only news this game will receive until it either comes out or gets permanently delayed
This guy sucks his shoulder cannons keep falling off!!!! Why do they peg into the slot that his neck rests in!!!!!
The Sheep Detectives (2026) WHY ARE THEY SO MEAN TO THE BABY SHEEP THIS MOVIE SUCKS 10 bleats outta ten
Downing this bad boy like it’s nothing (thank u for the opportunity!!!)
I keep thinking about the Bad Game I have to reclaim Selene for myself before I lapse This is my fursona’s humansona now. She has to be saved
Project Hail Mary (2026) Oh so that’s what a good movie is like okay
Careful who you do it to, that happened to me once and it took like a week to get my soul back 😭
I can’t play Marvel Rivals because hero shooters scare me but good god this was made for me
Oooooh I’ve been waiting for to poooost I got bit by the #MarbleMarch gargoyle bug and *had* to get one and @erasedemon.bsky.social was so kind to scratch the itch in the best way possible. Thank you SO much for feeding the brainworms, I’m still in awe how this turned out
I wonder if that Minimates vid is worth it because the “community” that’s left is just jerking off to GenAI shit and maybe it’s best that the line is forgotten. Someone was rambling about how “cool” their AI customs are, when I come in to say that sucks I get called disappointing by the site owner
Huh that's weird where did those go... (Thanks @mamacowaugustine.bsky.social)
People keep talking about a smash movie with all the references but like when is Nintendo going to confirm beloved Smash character Seline The Dragon in these movies
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) They’re gonna have to update some r34 tags huh
Do you ever think if Epic’s partners get embarrassed by the way Tim Sweeney is shooting the company in the foot or do they just put up with it
I want to be a dragon so badly, it’s not fair. I want my scales I want my wings. I want to feel a fire in my belly and a hoard to protect I got to pet a snake today, I had never felt scales before. It was so nice, so incredibly calming