Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again

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DC wargamer abroad with two borked cats, an oversized dog, and an unhealthy interest in moral injury, chaplaincy and WMDs. The least prepared chaplaincy student and most relaxed part-time faculty member. Her dresses have pockets.

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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· 2d

I thought I was going to miss the eclipse because it was the kid's bedtime, but I forgot about the pinhole cameras we have on every window with the extremely Belgian shutters

The shadow of the eclipse appearing in dozens of pinholes from a window shade in a white wall. A framed pink quilt hangs at the top of the wall.

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· 5d

My weekend plans? Blackberry jam. Just that. So much of it. Can for scale.

A massive amount of blackberry jam in a big plastic container inside of a fridge, with a beer can for scale. It's a lot of jam.

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· 24d

The butterfly meme, where a confused man asks "is this self harm" and the butterfly is labeled "looking at schools and houses in the country I used to live in but currently cannot"

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Jun 26

What up my dudes

A result for a political survey that statws the closest match is Zohran Mamdani

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· May 20

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· May 18

Who IS she?

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· May 17

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

Emotionally exhausted Sailor Uranus, smoking and drinking a PBR, looking like she's seen some shit.

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Apr 26

Dried mango with threatening aura

A blue box with the words "say goodbye to boring life"

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Apr 19

I had had a thought for a while. I followed through on it It wasn't as interesting as I had hoped it would be. Sic transit gloria mundi

The same two chocolate dogs, now in a pan full of batter

The same two dogs in a pan full of batter, now in an oven

Two melted piles of chocolate in the batter in the pan in the oven

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Apr 4

The I will die for my country meme, but with North American Treaty Organization. Peter has a service cover and an off kilter NATO compass on his shirt

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Apr 3

A bunch of the Swiss Guard at the Vatican in full dress uniform with halbards and helmets. Their pants are striped and their helmets are plumed.

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Mar 28

Discuss

A tier list of Børste characters
Trumle and Dimsedutterne are S tier, Hr. Citron is A tier, Orm and Børste are B tier, Rut is C tier.

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Mar 23

There's a stuffed John Dillerman. No Dimsedutter. I am incensed. Denmark, I did not learn your language and deal with your immigration system just to find out that you would rather have this stupid doll with a prehensile penis from a boring show instead of a cuddly freaky little ant in a hard hat.

It's John Dillerman. He wears a striped red and white pajama set and has a prehensile penis which is also covered in red and white stripes. He has a horrible moustache and a purple hat.

a single Dimsedut. It's a pink ant with asymmetric eyes and a hard hat. It looks mildly concussed.

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Mar 23

I get why Trumle and Børste are two of the obvious go-tos here. But why oh why are there so many kinds of Orm plushies, and even a fucking Hr. Citron dangly plushie, but not a single Dimsedut in sight? My child yearns for soft militant ant thieves. DR git gud. Do Danish parents just have bad taste?

four little pink ants in helmets balance a loaf of bread on their heads. Three other ants run around or sit holding what appear to be meatballs.

a soft lemon stuffed toy with a miserable face

A striped yellow and orange worm stuffed toy. It has giant eyes and a purple cowl.

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Mar 21

I may need someone to explain this to me, as no Loose Box was mentioned anywhere in the description.

A screen shot of part of the floor plan of the property. This part is simply labeled Loose Box. Apparently the Loose Box is 3.73 by 3.66 meters. At least it has a door.

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Mar 21

That Naomi Wolf screenshot where she just says No! No!!

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Mar 19

You ever have a day where you kinda wish you didn't speak a language because knowing it just means a whole different level of understanding things being in fire?

Badly drawn guy saying yeah and looking kinda miserable

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Mar 17

Sippy cup says trans rights

A sippy cup in the colors of the trans flag set on a red chair, with a yellow rug behind it, strewn with duplo bricks

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Mar 10

My kid is obsessed with a book we found by the side of the road last year. We had to buy a second copy because we left hers at my sister's place before we moved. Anyway, please enjoy my remix of Chris Haughton's masterpiece, "Shh! We Have a People's Liberation Army Navy"

Two panels of a picture book. On the left side, three visible figures stand on a hill, pointing at a bird in a pond, saying, "look! Down there." On the right side, the smallest figure says "hello Birdy." The three larger figures respond with "shh Shh! We have a plan." The largest figure holds the flag of the PLA navy.

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Feb 20

Extremely excited for this intensely cursed second hand mug

A hand holds a white mug with blue text above paving stones. The mug reads: "Greg
VIGILANT (all caps)
Over each move you watch and you spy.
Any wrong move does warrant your cry.
Knowing that you are here,
we've no cause to have fear
with your vigilant, watchful eye."

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Feb 7

A friend asked what we impulse bought at Costco and honestly I think these baguettes were added to the cart just because it's objectively very funny to go to Paris and get genuinely good baguettes from the giant warehouse

Three Costco baguettes, priced at €2.79 for the whole pack

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Feb 7

JK had to post highway cat

A car on the highway has a loose white and orange cat walking around in the trunk

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Feb 7

My beloved

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Feb 7

Costco is kinda the same everywhere Giant sewing kits, halal snacks, duck fat.

That blue Royal Dansk cookie tin that never holds cookies

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Feb 7

Home

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Feb 7

Should I be worried about this sign?

A traffic notification sign that seems to show an explosion icon over a car.

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Feb 7

Can't escape Belgium, huh

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Feb 7

I feel like I climbed this palace in Assassin's Creed

Tourism sign for an old timey imperial town with horses and a palace, by a highway

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Feb 7

Me, trying to explain to friends back home that bagels are hard to get here...

Cloudy sky and a roadside reading Goyencourt- Ouest

Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again@smolanalyst· Feb 7

Hanging out at the McCafe next to a Turkish toddler who does not want his sandwich, tickled to realize I still have the vocabulary of the average three year old in that language, and enjoying the cyber horse