Snack Sabre Jr.

@snacksabrejr

It’s me. A Malört Man. San Francisco 49ers. Washington Mystics. Baltimore Orioles. South Carolina Gamecocks. Saskatchewan Roughriders. NJPW. Tetsuya Naito is my spirit animal. He/Him/His.

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Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· 10d

Feels good, man. #Birdland

A picture of Oriole Park at Camden Yards.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· 21d

Catching up on TNA and I’m happy to see AJ Francis wearing the O’s City Connect jersey.

A screenshot of TNA wrestler AJ Francis wearing a Baltimore Orioles City Connect jersey and sunglasses while saying “Money! Money! Money!” with fans in the background.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jun 13

I’m a happy man. #GoRiders #Riderville

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Mar 21

I am now a Malört man. I will not be taking questions at this time and thank you for respecting my privacy. 🙏🏿🫡

A shot of Malört on a bar with liquor bottles in the background.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Nov 23

To the Grey Cup Champions, the Saskatchewan Roughriders!

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Nov 16

Shoutout to my brother-in-law! The quality hookup!

A can of Ortiz sardines and a box of Ramón Peña mackerel.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Nov 11

I dunno, but the spirit moved me.

A $10 FanDuel betslip for the Saskatchewan Roughriders to win the 2025 Grey Cup.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Oct 12

Mood:

A picture of 49ers mascot Sourdough Sam in front of the Golden Gate Bridge and a rainbow. It has the words “I wanna die” at the top.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Sep 20

Riders are on a bye so things are somewhat calm.

A pic of a Saskatchewan Roughriders hat and a can of Labatt Blue Light on a table with a brick wall in the background.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Sep 15

I was looking for bacon and saw this for five bucks!

A pack of bacon with Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Sep 7

For the Saskatchewan Roughriders. #GoRiders #RiderPride

A can of Labatt Blue Light on a coaster.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Sep 6

2 JABS!!!

A picture of an orange monster bandage on my arm. The monster is smiling and has three eyes, three legs, and two arms.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Sep 1

Riders won their Labour Day Classic game so I’m having a Labatt Blue Light… as a treat. #RiderNation #GoRiders #LDC

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Aug 20

“If I send you this, it means we’re winning!” #GoRiders

A picture of a can of Labatt Blue Light on a table with a brick wall in the background.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Aug 11

Riders were on a bye, but based on the email I got from the team, they won! So I’m having a Labatt Blue Light… as a treat!

A can of Labatt Blue Light sitting on a bar.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Aug 7

TF is this bullshit?!?!?!

A book that I didn’t order or ask for titled “The Great Controversy” that arrived in my mailbox.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Aug 3

Riders won last night so you know what time it is! #GoRiders

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jul 31

Cedric Mullins! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭

Wrestler Tomohiro Ishii looking sad during a backstage interview with the caption “I’m a sad man. Write whatever you want about me.”

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jul 27

Riders won on Friday night so I’m having a Labatt Blue Light… as a treat. #GoRiders

A can of Labatt Blue Light sitting on a napkin.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jul 20

Riders won so I’m having a Labatt Blue Light… as a treat. #GoRiders

A can of Labatt Blue Light on a wooden table with a brick wall in the background.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jul 14

The Riders and the O’s lost so I’m having a loser beer. 😭

A picture of a can of Labatt Blue Light on a napkin.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jul 4

It’s already on deck. Shoutout to Jimmy McNulty!

It’s me holding a bottle of Jameson Irish Whiskey.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jun 29

The Riders are 4-0, brother. #GoRiders #RiderPride

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jun 25

Too late! LET’S GO O’S! LET’S GO MYSTICS!

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jun 22

Riders are 3-0 so it’s time for a victory beer. #GoRiders

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jun 17

Just in case…

A sticker on a gas pump that says “PLAN C” and Your Guide to Abortion Pills by Mail plancpills.org.” The sticker also has an outline of the United States with a red hand with white pills in it.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jun 16

Riders won again this past weekend so I’m having a victory beer. #GoRiders

A picture of a can of Labatt Blue Light on a coaster.

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jun 12

This person is spitting absolute facts.

A screenshot of Reddit user Zvraznit saying “America can’t take care of their veterans but they can throw the Army a birthday party lol”

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· Jun 6

Celebrating a Roughriders victory from last night! #GoRiders #RiderPride

Snack Sabre Jr.@snacksabrejr· May 4

Went and got my second dose of the Hep B vaccine and they had Hot Wheels gummies there. I had to cop these even at my big old age.😂